My chums and I were down at the local speakeasy and talking to a couple of flirts, when my lady friend walks in with a pally of mine: Cedric.
She asks me why I'm talking to these fems and I said look dollface, this here girl's the owner's canary, she just performed and she's taking a gentleman's minute and just throwing down a good ol' rot gut.
She asked me why I put a sawbuck in her dress and I said darl, me and my friends are a bunch of alligators and we dug the way she squeezed the cat's organ. Anyway she storms out of the place without even giving me a honey cooler and I'm left standing there like a wet smack in the middle of this busy gin mill.
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