Laughed at for my Relationship Thread in a Video Game Forum.

I always know when reading a HS21 thread it's going to make my night that much better.

I think you've topped yourself again haha

I thought you treated the pie honorably, sir!

Holy shit. Well played, sir.

@Red12b said:

@HS21 said:

@Red12b said:

@HS21 said:

@Red12b said:

@Beforet said:

Great post, sir! I kind of feel bad for that admin; you just know his forum regularly gets douchbags from here (not calling you a douchbag...well I am but I mean it lovingly, dammit!).

gamebomb . ru

I hope THOSE guys give Catherine a better rating. CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES.

CRAWLING IN MY SKIN!

THESE WOUNDSSSS THEY WILL. NOT HEEEEYAAAHLLLLL.

SHUT UP WHEN I'M TALKING TO YOU! x2

Woah woah woah wait a minute, you guys ALL got the completely wrong song.

@HS21: Cutting out the bits I can't be bothered to translate.

"That's fucking pathetic. It's almost as bad as the shitty Russian translator I'm using here. How could you possibly think it was acceptable to treat not only the girl that way, but the fat kid and the pie? You are a disgrace, and I hope you rot in hell."

As a slight aside, it's kind of funny that, although he's insulting you, he still uses the capitalized form of Вы (the "royal" you) when he tells you to go and rot in hell.

All I have to say is that that was amazing.

HS21 I want your babies.

@dudeglove: If someone had started a relationship thread on Giant Bomb written in Russian, our mods would have locked it.

I always know when reading a HS21 thread it's going to make my night that much better.

I think you've topped yourself again haha

I thought you treated the pie honorably, sir!

Holy shit. Well played, sir.

@Red12b said:

@HS21 said:

@Red12b said:

@HS21 said:

@Red12b said:

@Beforet said:

Great post, sir! I kind of feel bad for that admin; you just know his forum regularly gets douchbags from here (not calling you a douchbag...well I am but I mean it lovingly, dammit!).

gamebomb . ru

I hope THOSE guys give Catherine a better rating. CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES.

CRAWLING IN MY SKIN!

THESE WOUNDSSSS THEY WILL. NOT HEEEEYAAAHLLLLL.

SHUT UP WHEN I'M TALKING TO YOU! x2

Woah woah woah wait a minute, you guys ALL got the completely wrong song.

Fuck's sake, you're the duck's nuts, HS21. I could end your relationship woes right now if you'll say yes.

Wrong song?

At first I got a little bummed when I heard the slight on Catherine. Then I realized it was HS21, and just smiled.

I was uninterested until the bit about Space Camp.

walked in expecting some sappy bs. walked out laughing hysterically.  

Fuck's sake, you're the duck's nuts, HS21. I could end your relationship woes right now if you'll say yes.

At first I got a little bummed when I heard the slight on Catherine. Then I realized it was HS21, and just smiled.

walked in expecting some sappy bs. walked out laughing hysterically.  

@HS21 said:

@dudeglove said:

@HS21: Cutting out the bits I can't be bothered to translate.

"That's fucking pathetic. It's almost as bad as the shitty Russian translator I'm using here. How could you possibly think it was acceptable to treat not only the girl that way, but the fat kid and the pie? You are a disgrace, and I hope you rot in hell."

As a slight aside, it's kind of funny that, although he's insulting you, he still uses the capitalized form of Вы (the "royal" you) when he tells you to go and rot in hell.

The folks at Gamebomb speak Russian AND English. The guys here at Giantbomb only speak English. I know where my subscriber money is going.

I agree, fuck me I made a mistake this time around.

@CornBREDX said:

I always know when reading a HS21 thread it's going to make my night that much better.

I think you've topped yourself again haha

I thought you treated the pie honorably, sir!

I'm glad my 100 percent factual life stories can bring some joy to you.  
 
@rudeboy217 said:

Holy shit. Well played, sir.

I know, showed that bitch right? 
 
@SomeDeliCook said:

@Red12b said:

@HS21 said:

@Red12b said:

@HS21 said:

@Red12b said:

@Beforet said:

Great post, sir! I kind of feel bad for that admin; you just know his forum regularly gets douchbags from here (not calling you a douchbag...well I am but I mean it lovingly, dammit!).

gamebomb . ru

I hope THOSE guys give Catherine a better rating. CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES.

CRAWLING IN MY SKIN!

THESE WOUNDSSSS THEY WILL. NOT HEEEEYAAAHLLLLL.

SHUT UP WHEN I'M TALKING TO YOU! x2

Woah woah woah wait a minute, you guys ALL got the completely wrong song.

And I think it's gonna be a long long time, Till touch down brings me round again to find, I'm not the man they think I am at home. Oh no no no I'm a rocket man.

Until the sun comes up over santa monica boulevard 

haha i read your post and was all confused like then i read the screenshot and that was brilliant

@HS21 said:

@dudeglove said:

@HS21: Cutting out the bits I can't be bothered to translate.

"That's fucking pathetic. It's almost as bad as the shitty Russian translator I'm using here. How could you possibly think it was acceptable to treat not only the girl that way, but the fat kid and the pie? You are a disgrace, and I hope you rot in hell."

As a slight aside, it's kind of funny that, although he's insulting you, he still uses the capitalized form of Вы (the "royal" you) when he tells you to go and rot in hell.

The folks at Gamebomb speak Russian AND English. The guys here at Giantbomb only speak English. I know where my subscriber money is going.

I agree, fuck me I made a mistake this time around.

@HS21 said:

@CornBREDX said:

I always know when reading a HS21 thread it's going to make my night that much better.

I think you've topped yourself again haha

I thought you treated the pie honorably, sir!

I'm glad my 100 percent factual life stories can bring some joy to you.  
 
@rudeboy217 said:

Holy shit. Well played, sir.

I know, showed that bitch right? 
 
@SomeDeliCook said:

@Red12b said:

@HS21 said:

@Red12b said:

@HS21 said:

@Red12b said:

@Beforet said:

Great post, sir! I kind of feel bad for that admin; you just know his forum regularly gets douchbags from here (not calling you a douchbag...well I am but I mean it lovingly, dammit!).

gamebomb . ru

I hope THOSE guys give Catherine a better rating. CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES.

CRAWLING IN MY SKIN!

THESE WOUNDSSSS THEY WILL. NOT HEEEEYAAAHLLLLL.

SHUT UP WHEN I'M TALKING TO YOU! x2

Woah woah woah wait a minute, you guys ALL got the completely wrong song.

And I think it's gonna be a long long time, Till touch down brings me round again to find, I'm not the man they think I am at home. Oh no no no I'm a rocket man.

all I wanna do is have some fun and I gotta feeling i'm not the only one, all I wanna do is have some fun and I've got a feeling the party has just begun, all I wanna do is have some fun and I won't tell you you're the only one, all I wanna do is have some fun... 
 
 
 

Until the sun comes up over santa monica boulevard 

FRIENDSHIP NEVER ENDS.

This thread is great.

This is my favorite thread in a long time.

This is my favorite thread in a long time.

@Snapstacle said:

@HS21 said:

@dudeglove said:

@HS21: Cutting out the bits I can't be bothered to translate.

"That's fucking pathetic. It's almost as bad as the shitty Russian translator I'm using here. How could you possibly think it was acceptable to treat not only the girl that way, but the fat kid and the pie? You are a disgrace, and I hope you rot in hell."

As a slight aside, it's kind of funny that, although he's insulting you, he still uses the capitalized form of Вы (the "royal" you) when he tells you to go and rot in hell.

The folks at Gamebomb speak Russian AND English. The guys here at Giantbomb only speak English. I know where my subscriber money is going.

I agree, fuck me I made a mistake this time around.

Gamebomb will probably be the first to do the world tour too.  
 
@Red12b said:

@HS21 said:

@CornBREDX said:

I always know when reading a HS21 thread it's going to make my night that much better.

I think you've topped yourself again haha

I thought you treated the pie honorably, sir!

I'm glad my 100 percent factual life stories can bring some joy to you.  
 
@rudeboy217 said:

Holy shit. Well played, sir.

I know, showed that bitch right? 
 
@SomeDeliCook said:

@Red12b said:

@HS21 said:

@Red12b said:

@HS21 said:

@Red12b said:

@Beforet said:

Great post, sir! I kind of feel bad for that admin; you just know his forum regularly gets douchbags from here (not calling you a douchbag...well I am but I mean it lovingly, dammit!).

gamebomb . ru

I hope THOSE guys give Catherine a better rating. CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES.

CRAWLING IN MY SKIN!

THESE WOUNDSSSS THEY WILL. NOT HEEEEYAAAHLLLLL.

SHUT UP WHEN I'M TALKING TO YOU! x2

Woah woah woah wait a minute, you guys ALL got the completely wrong song.

And I think it's gonna be a long long time, Till touch down brings me round again to find, I'm not the man they think I am at home. Oh no no no I'm a rocket man.

all I wanna do is have some fun and I gotta feeling i'm not the only one, all I wanna do is have some fun and I've got a feeling the party has just begun, all I wanna do is have some fun and I won't tell you you're the only one, all I wanna do is have some fun... 
 
 
 

Until the sun comes up over santa monica boulevard 

If you wannabe my lover, you gotta get with my friends. Make it last forever 
 

FRIENDSHIP NEVER ENDS.

Like a rock.

@Red12b said:

@HS21 said:

@Snapstacle said:

@HS21 said:

@dudeglove said:

@HS21: Cutting out the bits I can't be bothered to translate.

"That's fucking pathetic. It's almost as bad as the shitty Russian translator I'm using here. How could you possibly think it was acceptable to treat not only the girl that way, but the fat kid and the pie? You are a disgrace, and I hope you rot in hell."

As a slight aside, it's kind of funny that, although he's insulting you, he still uses the capitalized form of Вы (the "royal" you) when he tells you to go and rot in hell.

The folks at Gamebomb speak Russian AND English. The guys here at Giantbomb only speak English. I know where my subscriber money is going.

I agree, fuck me I made a mistake this time around.

Gamebomb will probably be the first to do the world tour too.

@Red12b said:

@HS21 said:

@CornBREDX said:

I always know when reading a HS21 thread it's going to make my night that much better.

I think you've topped yourself again haha

I thought you treated the pie honorably, sir!

I'm glad my 100 percent factual life stories can bring some joy to you.

@rudeboy217 said:

Holy shit. Well played, sir.

I know, showed that bitch right?

@SomeDeliCook said:

@Red12b said:

@HS21 said:

@Red12b said:

@HS21 said:

@Red12b said:

@Beforet said:

Great post, sir! I kind of feel bad for that admin; you just know his forum regularly gets douchbags from here (not calling you a douchbag...well I am but I mean it lovingly, dammit!).

gamebomb . ru

I hope THOSE guys give Catherine a better rating. CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES.

CRAWLING IN MY SKIN!

THESE WOUNDSSSS THEY WILL. NOT HEEEEYAAAHLLLLL.

SHUT UP WHEN I'M TALKING TO YOU! x2

Woah woah woah wait a minute, you guys ALL got the completely wrong song.

And I think it's gonna be a long long time, Till touch down brings me round again to find, I'm not the man they think I am at home. Oh no no no I'm a rocket man.

all I wanna do is have some fun and I gotta feeling i'm not the only one, all I wanna do is have some fun and I've got a feeling the party has just begun, all I wanna do is have some fun and I won't tell you you're the only one, all I wanna do is have some fun...

Until the sun comes up over santa monica boulevard

If you wannabe my lover, you gotta get with my friends. Make it last forever

FRIENDSHIP NEVER ENDS.

I was eighteen, Didn't have a care, Working for peanuts, Not a dime to spare, But, I was lean and solid everywhere...

Like a rock.

This is Major Tom to Ground Control I’m stepping through the door And I’m floating in a most peculiar way

And the stars look very different today

@Red12b said:

@HS21 said:

@Snapstacle said:

@HS21 said:

@dudeglove said:

@HS21: Cutting out the bits I can't be bothered to translate.

"That's fucking pathetic. It's almost as bad as the shitty Russian translator I'm using here. How could you possibly think it was acceptable to treat not only the girl that way, but the fat kid and the pie? You are a disgrace, and I hope you rot in hell."

As a slight aside, it's kind of funny that, although he's insulting you, he still uses the capitalized form of Вы (the "royal" you) when he tells you to go and rot in hell.

The folks at Gamebomb speak Russian AND English. The guys here at Giantbomb only speak English. I know where my subscriber money is going.

I agree, fuck me I made a mistake this time around.

Gamebomb will probably be the first to do the world tour too.

@Red12b said:

@HS21 said:

@CornBREDX said:

I always know when reading a HS21 thread it's going to make my night that much better.

I think you've topped yourself again haha

I thought you treated the pie honorably, sir!

I'm glad my 100 percent factual life stories can bring some joy to you.

@rudeboy217 said:

Holy shit. Well played, sir.

I know, showed that bitch right?

@SomeDeliCook said:

@Red12b said:

@HS21 said:

@Red12b said:

@HS21 said:

@Red12b said:

@Beforet said:

Great post, sir! I kind of feel bad for that admin; you just know his forum regularly gets douchbags from here (not calling you a douchbag...well I am but I mean it lovingly, dammit!).

gamebomb . ru

I hope THOSE guys give Catherine a better rating. CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES.

CRAWLING IN MY SKIN!

THESE WOUNDSSSS THEY WILL. NOT HEEEEYAAAHLLLLL.

SHUT UP WHEN I'M TALKING TO YOU! x2

Woah woah woah wait a minute, you guys ALL got the completely wrong song.

And I think it's gonna be a long long time, Till touch down brings me round again to find, I'm not the man they think I am at home. Oh no no no I'm a rocket man.

all I wanna do is have some fun and I gotta feeling i'm not the only one, all I wanna do is have some fun and I've got a feeling the party has just begun, all I wanna do is have some fun and I won't tell you you're the only one, all I wanna do is have some fun...

Until the sun comes up over santa monica boulevard

If you wannabe my lover, you gotta get with my friends. Make it last forever

FRIENDSHIP NEVER ENDS.

I was eighteen, Didn't have a care, Working for peanuts, Not a dime to spare, But, I was lean and solid everywhere...

Like a rock.

This is Major Tom to Ground Control I’m stepping through the door And I’m floating in a most peculiar way

And the stars look very different today

If I had a chance to join your Dance, I wouldn't like to bet your game is Something yet!

This should tell you everything you need to know about that website.

Ooooh, I get it.

Yes, cuz you sound like an asshole... I can't believe I wasted a minute and a half of my life reading that shit.  Maybe you'll permanently disable yourself in "space camp" which will force you into obesity.

Giant Bomb insanity is the best insanity. FUCK YEAH!

@Snapstacle said:

@Red12b said:

@HS21 said:

@Snapstacle said:

@HS21 said:

@dudeglove said:

@HS21: Cutting out the bits I can't be bothered to translate.

"That's fucking pathetic. It's almost as bad as the shitty Russian translator I'm using here. How could you possibly think it was acceptable to treat not only the girl that way, but the fat kid and the pie? You are a disgrace, and I hope you rot in hell."

As a slight aside, it's kind of funny that, although he's insulting you, he still uses the capitalized form of Вы (the "royal" you) when he tells you to go and rot in hell.

The folks at Gamebomb speak Russian AND English. The guys here at Giantbomb only speak English. I know where my subscriber money is going.

I agree, fuck me I made a mistake this time around.

Gamebomb will probably be the first to do the world tour too.

@Red12b said:

@HS21 said:

@CornBREDX said:

I always know when reading a HS21 thread it's going to make my night that much better.

I think you've topped yourself again haha

I thought you treated the pie honorably, sir!

I'm glad my 100 percent factual life stories can bring some joy to you.

@rudeboy217 said:

Holy shit. Well played, sir.

I know, showed that bitch right?

@SomeDeliCook said:

@Red12b said:

@HS21 said:

@Red12b said:

@HS21 said:

@Red12b said:

@Beforet said:

Great post, sir! I kind of feel bad for that admin; you just know his forum regularly gets douchbags from here (not calling you a douchbag...well I am but I mean it lovingly, dammit!).

gamebomb . ru

I hope THOSE guys give Catherine a better rating. CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES.

CRAWLING IN MY SKIN!

THESE WOUNDSSSS THEY WILL. NOT HEEEEYAAAHLLLLL.

SHUT UP WHEN I'M TALKING TO YOU! x2

Woah woah woah wait a minute, you guys ALL got the completely wrong song.

And I think it's gonna be a long long time, Till touch down brings me round again to find, I'm not the man they think I am at home. Oh no no no I'm a rocket man.

all I wanna do is have some fun and I gotta feeling i'm not the only one, all I wanna do is have some fun and I've got a feeling the party has just begun, all I wanna do is have some fun and I won't tell you you're the only one, all I wanna do is have some fun...

Until the sun comes up over santa monica boulevard

If you wannabe my lover, you gotta get with my friends. Make it last forever

FRIENDSHIP NEVER ENDS.

I was eighteen, Didn't have a care, Working for peanuts, Not a dime to spare, But, I was lean and solid everywhere...

Like a rock.

This is Major Tom to Ground Control I’m stepping through the door And I’m floating in a most peculiar way

And the stars look very different today

One More Coffee, One More Cigarette, One More morning trying to forget 

If I had a chance to join your Dance, I wouldn't like to bet your game is Something yet!

I love you

@EuanDewar said:

@Snapstacle said:

@Red12b said:

@HS21 said:

@Snapstacle said:

@HS21 said:

@dudeglove said:

@HS21: Cutting out the bits I can't be bothered to translate.

"That's fucking pathetic. It's almost as bad as the shitty Russian translator I'm using here. How could you possibly think it was acceptable to treat not only the girl that way, but the fat kid and the pie? You are a disgrace, and I hope you rot in hell."

As a slight aside, it's kind of funny that, although he's insulting you, he still uses the capitalized form of Вы (the "royal" you) when he tells you to go and rot in hell.

The folks at Gamebomb speak Russian AND English. The guys here at Giantbomb only speak English. I know where my subscriber money is going.

I agree, fuck me I made a mistake this time around.

Gamebomb will probably be the first to do the world tour too.

@Red12b said:

@HS21 said:

@CornBREDX said:

I always know when reading a HS21 thread it's going to make my night that much better.

I think you've topped yourself again haha

I thought you treated the pie honorably, sir!

I'm glad my 100 percent factual life stories can bring some joy to you.

@rudeboy217 said:

Holy shit. Well played, sir.

I know, showed that bitch right?

@SomeDeliCook said:

@Red12b said:

@HS21 said:

@Red12b said:

@HS21 said:

@Red12b said:

@Beforet said:

Great post, sir! I kind of feel bad for that admin; you just know his forum regularly gets douchbags from here (not calling you a douchbag...well I am but I mean it lovingly, dammit!).

gamebomb . ru

I hope THOSE guys give Catherine a better rating. CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES.

CRAWLING IN MY SKIN!

THESE WOUNDSSSS THEY WILL. NOT HEEEEYAAAHLLLLL.

SHUT UP WHEN I'M TALKING TO YOU! x2

Woah woah woah wait a minute, you guys ALL got the completely wrong song.

And I think it's gonna be a long long time, Till touch down brings me round again to find, I'm not the man they think I am at home. Oh no no no I'm a rocket man.

all I wanna do is have some fun and I gotta feeling i'm not the only one, all I wanna do is have some fun and I've got a feeling the party has just begun, all I wanna do is have some fun and I won't tell you you're the only one, all I wanna do is have some fun...

Until the sun comes up over santa monica boulevard

If you wannabe my lover, you gotta get with my friends. Make it last forever

FRIENDSHIP NEVER ENDS.

I was eighteen, Didn't have a care, Working for peanuts, Not a dime to spare, But, I was lean and solid everywhere...

Like a rock.

This is Major Tom to Ground Control I’m stepping through the door And I’m floating in a most peculiar way

And the stars look very different today

One More Coffee, One More Cigarette, One More morning trying to forget 

If I had a chance to join your Dance, I wouldn't like to bet your game is Something yet!

She had it all figured out. When she left me with a broken heart. Fucked around and turned me down'. Cause she didn't think I could play the part 
   
BUT NOW THE PROM QUEEN, THE PROM QUEEN IS CRYING, SITTING OUTSIDE OF MY DOOR - A.M

AND THEY COULD NEVER TEAR US APART! 

Now you just need to go back to gamebomb and post a link to this thread.

Umm.. Being shocked and appalled about insecurites, because people find them easy to mock and make fun of them (or, you). Not surprising.
 
Why do we have dating sites, pop pyschology and marketing books??? I dont know.. why dont you have a gf?

Now you just need to go back to gamebomb and post a link to this thread.

Umm.. Being shocked and appalled about insecurites, because people find them easy to mock and make fun of them (or, you). Not surprising.  Why do we have dating sites, pop pyschology and marketing books??? I dont know.. why dont you have a gf?

omg. LOL. you sir are hilarious.

@HS21 said:

@EuanDewar said:

@Snapstacle said:

@Red12b said:

@HS21 said:

@Snapstacle said:

@HS21 said:

@dudeglove said:

@HS21: Cutting out the bits I can't be bothered to translate.

"That's fucking pathetic. It's almost as bad as the shitty Russian translator I'm using here. How could you possibly think it was acceptable to treat not only the girl that way, but the fat kid and the pie? You are a disgrace, and I hope you rot in hell."

As a slight aside, it's kind of funny that, although he's insulting you, he still uses the capitalized form of Вы (the "royal" you) when he tells you to go and rot in hell.

The folks at Gamebomb speak Russian AND English. The guys here at Giantbomb only speak English. I know where my subscriber money is going.

I agree, fuck me I made a mistake this time around.

Gamebomb will probably be the first to do the world tour too.

@Red12b said:

@HS21 said:

@CornBREDX said:

I always know when reading a HS21 thread it's going to make my night that much better.

I think you've topped yourself again haha

I thought you treated the pie honorably, sir!

I'm glad my 100 percent factual life stories can bring some joy to you.

@rudeboy217 said:

Holy shit. Well played, sir.

I know, showed that bitch right?

@SomeDeliCook said:

@Red12b said:

@HS21 said:

@Red12b said:

@HS21 said:

@Red12b said:

@Beforet said:

Great post, sir! I kind of feel bad for that admin; you just know his forum regularly gets douchbags from here (not calling you a douchbag...well I am but I mean it lovingly, dammit!).

gamebomb . ru

I hope THOSE guys give Catherine a better rating. CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES.

CRAWLING IN MY SKIN!

THESE WOUNDSSSS THEY WILL. NOT HEEEEYAAAHLLLLL.

SHUT UP WHEN I'M TALKING TO YOU! x2

Woah woah woah wait a minute, you guys ALL got the completely wrong song.

And I think it's gonna be a long long time, Till touch down brings me round again to find, I'm not the man they think I am at home. Oh no no no I'm a rocket man.

all I wanna do is have some fun and I gotta feeling i'm not the only one, all I wanna do is have some fun and I've got a feeling the party has just begun, all I wanna do is have some fun and I won't tell you you're the only one, all I wanna do is have some fun...

Until the sun comes up over santa monica boulevard

If you wannabe my lover, you gotta get with my friends. Make it last forever

FRIENDSHIP NEVER ENDS.

I was eighteen, Didn't have a care, Working for peanuts, Not a dime to spare, But, I was lean and solid everywhere...

Like a rock.

This is Major Tom to Ground Control I’m stepping through the door And I’m floating in a most peculiar way

And the stars look very different today

One More Coffee, One More Cigarette, One More morning trying to forget 

If I had a chance to join your Dance, I wouldn't like to bet your game is Something yet!

She had it all figured out. When she left me with a broken heart. Fucked around and turned me down'. Cause she didn't think I could play the part 
   
BUT NOW THE PROM QUEEN, THE PROM QUEEN IS CRYING, SITTING OUTSIDE OF MY DOOR - A.M

I 
I was standing 
You were there 
Two worlds collided 

AND THEY COULD NEVER TEAR US APART! 

 

S Cluuuuuub. There ain't no party like an S Club party.  Gonna showww youu howwww. Everybody Get down tonight.

God. Thank you.

As always, solid gold shit HS.

Don't concern yourself with that chick, there are a bazillion more out there looking for someone with your brand of awesomeness. May wanna lighten up on the Facebook masturbation, wait until you're more intimate, eh?

Also, I really can't wait to get back to the EPM, I miss you guys.

God. Thank you.

And this is why I love you.

Hmm... How was spacecamp? :3

Magic.

Hmm... How was spacecamp? :3

@Red12b said:

@HS21 said:

@EuanDewar said:

@Snapstacle said:

@Red12b said:

@HS21 said:

@Snapstacle said:

@HS21 said:

@dudeglove said:

@HS21: Cutting out the bits I can't be bothered to translate.

"That's fucking pathetic. It's almost as bad as the shitty Russian translator I'm using here. How could you possibly think it was acceptable to treat not only the girl that way, but the fat kid and the pie? You are a disgrace, and I hope you rot in hell."

As a slight aside, it's kind of funny that, although he's insulting you, he still uses the capitalized form of Вы (the "royal" you) when he tells you to go and rot in hell.

The folks at Gamebomb speak Russian AND English. The guys here at Giantbomb only speak English. I know where my subscriber money is going.

I agree, fuck me I made a mistake this time around.

Gamebomb will probably be the first to do the world tour too.

@Red12b said:

@HS21 said:

@CornBREDX said:

I always know when reading a HS21 thread it's going to make my night that much better.

I think you've topped yourself again haha

I thought you treated the pie honorably, sir!

I'm glad my 100 percent factual life stories can bring some joy to you.

@rudeboy217 said:

Holy shit. Well played, sir.

I know, showed that bitch right?

@SomeDeliCook said:

@Red12b said:

@HS21 said:

@Red12b said:

@HS21 said:

@Red12b said:

@Beforet said:

Great post, sir! I kind of feel bad for that admin; you just know his forum regularly gets douchbags from here (not calling you a douchbag...well I am but I mean it lovingly, dammit!).

gamebomb . ru

I hope THOSE guys give Catherine a better rating. CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES.

CRAWLING IN MY SKIN!

THESE WOUNDSSSS THEY WILL. NOT HEEEEYAAAHLLLLL.

SHUT UP WHEN I'M TALKING TO YOU! x2

Woah woah woah wait a minute, you guys ALL got the completely wrong song.

And I think it's gonna be a long long time, Till touch down brings me round again to find, I'm not the man they think I am at home. Oh no no no I'm a rocket man.

all I wanna do is have some fun and I gotta feeling i'm not the only one, all I wanna do is have some fun and I've got a feeling the party has just begun, all I wanna do is have some fun and I won't tell you you're the only one, all I wanna do is have some fun...

Until the sun comes up over santa monica boulevard

If you wannabe my lover, you gotta get with my friends. Make it last forever

FRIENDSHIP NEVER ENDS.

I was eighteen, Didn't have a care, Working for peanuts, Not a dime to spare, But, I was lean and solid everywhere...

Like a rock.

This is Major Tom to Ground Control I’m stepping through the door And I’m floating in a most peculiar way

And the stars look very different today

One More Coffee, One More Cigarette, One More morning trying to forget 

If I had a chance to join your Dance, I wouldn't like to bet your game is Something yet!

She had it all figured out. When she left me with a broken heart. Fucked around and turned me down'. Cause she didn't think I could play the part 
   
BUT NOW THE PROM QUEEN, THE PROM QUEEN IS CRYING, SITTING OUTSIDE OF MY DOOR - A.M

I 
I was standing 
You were there 
Two worlds collided 

AND THEY COULD NEVER TEAR US APART! 

 

 
Gettin' down tonight, a come on, yeah 
Gettin' down tonight, uh huh, everybody 
Get down tonight 

S Cluuuuuub. There ain't no party like an S Club party.  Gonna showww youu howwww. Everybody Get down tonight.

And what they'll find is just a statue standing where the statue got you high