A dead bug?
Look to your left
Empty pop can, old ds lite, night light, xbox 360 battery pack, some weird rock, small wheels, and my Turtle Beach headset.
Bring it, bitches.
A comb, the iPod USB cable and the lid off a box of peaches. Give me five and I'll MacGuyver it into a nuclear bomb.
@pornstorestiffi said:
My wife, and a cup of coffee.
That cup of coffee would come in handy but lose the wife, extra baggage.
I have a pillow, some nearly deflated balloons, a blanket.... and a belt.
Well if I want to sleep through the first day of the Zombie Apocalypse I am all set.
Thats true, if the situation was just right i could probably Macgyver something up with that cup.@pornstorestiffi said:
My wife, and a cup of coffee.That cup of coffee would come in handy but lose the wife, extra baggage.
A handheld back-scratcher. Well, I can whack zombies, and keep myself nice and comfortable at the same time! Bring it zambies!!
Well let me just take a lo- OH SHIT! A ZOMBIE! HOW AM I GOING TO FIGHT ZOMBIES WITH A ZOMBIE?If you have enough Charisma and Barter, you can buy that Zombie out and make him fight for you.
Uh, technically I am in a Starbucks, and the only thing to the left of me is the window and then the outside patio. However, my backpack is somewhat to the left of me, but it's also on the ground near my feet. If that counts, I should be ok... got my wallet, my computer, PSP, etc. Sucks that I don't have any spare clothes though.
Small, kinda crappy PC speakers. Maybe I can use 'em like nunchucks....I would need to learn how to use nunchucks first, I guess.
Winterfresh gum, headphones, pillow, 6 beer bottles, one not completely empty, big daddy figure, line of books. Damn it, if I were to look to my right I would have plenty of things to survive with! Like that giant power bar the 360 uses, dear god, with that I could survive the apocalypse. Just think of the damage it can do!
Oh crap, just noticed the golf clubs in a bag, I'll be especially safe. Never forget how much damage a golf club can do. Now picture how much 8 can do. FAAAAAAANTASTIC.
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