I hate those damn Capital One Vikings, and I HATE that Free Credit Report guitar man!
Most Hated Commercials
Free Credit Report is the worst that comes on now. I hate when people sing to it. I am like, "No... I don't want to hear you sing to this awful commercial." It is a fraud too.
The worst though is Head On: Apply Directly to the Forehead. (I saw one and it is just a wax stick.... The ingredients are just wax.)
Those god damn Geico commercials are sooooo fuckin stupid and anoying. They act like people actually think they are funny and interesting, but in reality eveyone hates them.
Oh and I hate the stupid slogan for Bud Light: Drinkability, so in other words it has the ability to be drank, well I fuckin hope so.
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I have literally dived across the room to silence this abomination.
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This one is just fucking absurd.
There's this TWC commercial where the narrator guy says "Don't act like a n00b! Upgrade to Road Runner!" So DEFINITELY that.
at first i was like "HA HA , TAKE THAT MICRO$HITS!!!"
and then i was like okay, STOP MAKING FUN OF WINDOWS, IT'S NOT THAT BAD.
seriously, there commercials are pretty funny, but just false now.
i'm a total apple fanboy and i can say that windows 7 will kick major ass.
All Gieco commercials other than the Gecko. Gieco where do you get off having 3 very unfunny mascots. Pick one. The eyeballs make absolutely no sense and just piss me off, and I don't get the appeal of the cavemen. I mean they had their own fucking television show for a while. A fucking tv show based off a commercial. Seriously wtf. Gieco you fail.
" Oh come on, Free Credit Report (dot) com commercials are great! F-R-E-E, that spells free. Cred Report.com, baby! "
I WILL EAT YOUR FUCKING FACE!
Seriously though, I actually like the Geico cavemen...is that wrong? I hated the sitcom, but for some reason those ads work for me. Most hated...obviously the Free Credit Report (it isn't). Most anything with a jingle. I know the point is that it gets stuck in your head, but I just find them aggravating.
Edit: GOT ONE! The Mac VS PC ads. Ever since their inception they've gotten steadily more angry and now that Windows 7 is coming out, they've gotten REALLY pissy.
A majority of perfum ads I find. The ads that have a woman tossing and dancing all over, like she got hit by a tractor or something. She just can't get over how good she smells.
I hate that new stupid Kit Kat commercial where they are all cracking and biting into them and I want to blow myself up.
When I was recently in the states the Quiznos adverts' jingle made me actually want to jump out of a window.
But in the UK, I HATE the self proclaiming ASDA adverts
I'm kind of tired of the Gieco " Caveman" commercials. After the TV sitcom failed, they should have just killed the ad campaign.
The Go-Daddy.com commercials try so hard to be controversial that they are unsexy. They're like a hot pants on a girl with a muffin top. See here.
Sheryl Crow has a series of depressing anti-animal cruelty commercials which are just hard to watch over and over again.
I can't for the life of me figure out what child would want Paperoni art-toys or the Bendaroos plastic string art toys. And their commercials are soooo lame. And then there is that Moon Sand crap...ugh.
But all this talk of bad commercials makes me want to talk about a good one. I found this one very funny and smart.
Geico, aside from the gecko.
Honestly, who sat around a table and actually thought it was a good idea to make a TV show based on the cavemen.
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