Phrases you'll probably NEVER, EVER say.

"Peter Molyneux is a goddamn genius!"
 
"Yes, I'd like to preorder the new Halo game."

"Bro, you've been Iced."

" " Please don't eat my Axolotl, Yggers!"  I hope I never have to say this =[ "

Final Fantasy XII: Not the only product that will jerk off in your face.

"Yeah, I like the Bombcast" 
 
"No, it isn't creepy that this is the millionth thread saying Brad is a gorgeous son of a bitch" 
 
"Finally, Whiskey Media integration!"

So... so you have ever done this before?

"Why, yes I am interested in reading some of your literature.  Won't you come inside?"

 "Blathering blatherskite!"

"I like jay leno, ati, amd, macs, coka cola and the ps3 more."

Double rainbow all the way! What does it mean?

"Transformers is a good movie"

"I'm getting kind of bored of Bayonetta."

"Nah, none of the time travel in Legacy of Kain was that confusing."

Any phrase that falls under 'urban slang'. phrases like that are more annoying than the wretches in Gears.

"My dick is too big so I am getting penis reduction surgery"

Can I borrow a cigarette?

"I fisted a donkey last summer."

"My dream of attaining the title of President of Awesome and living in my underground video game fortress on the moon is unrealistic".
 
"Hey, I think this guy might be more authentic than Kid Rock".
 
"Dude, give me a bite of the surstromming".

"No, I hate video games."

"I don't want to play that game, those achievement points are too easy.

"this thread is definitely full of sarcasm"

"This is my girlfriend..."

THATS WHAT SHE SAID

" "This is my girlfriend..." "

"I have AIDS"

"I would never fuck a girl that wore last season's shoes. NEVER!"

" Please insert the chainsaw back into my anus. "

"That was so jokes!" 
*shudder*

Politicians really do feel and understand working class Americans.

"I love pickles"

" Well I do at least know an adjective that NOONE EVER says besides Giantbomb staff "

" "I can't get it up."  No, I will never say nor will I have to say that. "

"Sure go ahead and cut off my penis"
 
"I hate to eat meat, I'm vegan"
 
" No I would not like to have sex with that hot chick"

"Fuck, this thread is useful."
Nah, no its good. I lol'd a couple times.

"bro". 
 
Even less likely: "bra", except in reference to the undergarment, and even then, "tit lifter" will probably be used.

"I'll have the fresh fruit instead of french fries" "I've decided to go vegan" "You goin' to Rikers!" "Eat a hot bowl of dicks" those last two just because I'm not as cool as Ice-T.

I'm sick, i can't eat.
 
You'd get it if you were maltese >_>.

" "I hate GiantBomb." "

"i do"

"Wow! Final Fantasy VIII was awesome." 
 
"I think Bobby Kotick is a pretty cool guy." 
 
"Red Bull? No thank you."

" @Donkey said:

" "I can't get it up."  No, I will never say nor will I have to say that. "

Because you're a woman right? Is that what you're implying? "

Phrase I will never say. 
"Links really deserved that ban, he was such a scourge to the community,"  
 
Really good decision.

"Is that the video game journalist's Ferrari out front?"

"I did not have sexual relationships with that women".

"I like to think she came onto me"

Wow can you believe Activision is retiring the Call of Duty franchise on a high note instead of running it to the ground until we are sick of it like Guitar Hero ?

"the earth blew up 10 minutes ago?"  
 
"I'm amazed, the community on that website is different compared to other websites"  
 
"I was shot in the head and the bullet went through my brain and killed me?" 

"I'm gay!"

My Japanese buddy was using an American drama for learning new phrases so some great ones are... 
 
"Put some ice on it." 
 
"Easy tiger."

''I love Mondays.''