Rudest Song Titles Ever? And My New Song

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Edited By mattysen

Well I was just wondering what are the dirtiest song titles of all time to celebrate my new release, since its name is kind of rude...Well a little bit... 
  

  Some criticism for this piece would be great also. Tanks
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#1  Edited By mattysen

Well I was just wondering what are the dirtiest song titles of all time to celebrate my new release, since its name is kind of rude...Well a little bit... 
  

  Some criticism for this piece would be great also. Tanks
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#2  Edited By natetodamax

I lol'd hard.

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#3  Edited By linkster7

Did not see that coming....

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#4  Edited By flaminghobo
  Thank me later.
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#5  Edited By TheMustacheHero
@FlamingHobo: It's funny that in that slide-show?  they went out of their way to use "You're" yet, that's not even used in the correct form, which is "your".
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#6  Edited By jonnyboy
@FlamingHobo: Thanks dude, got a new ringtone now.
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#7  Edited By flaminghobo
@TheMustacheHero said:
" @FlamingHobo: It's funny that in that video slideshow?  they went out of their way to use "You're" yet, that's not even used in the correct form, which is "your". "
Ah, Mustache. How I adore your posts, so.
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#8  Edited By mattysen
@FlamingHobo: Dude, I need to get 1-on-1 song writting lessons with theese guys no matter the price! I'll work in the mines for the rest of my life!
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#9  Edited By laticsfan

Maybe not rudest, but definatly disturbing! 

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#11  Edited By mattysen
@Laticsfan: Nice! I know what my next song will be about! Cuming Blood!
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#12  Edited By natetodamax

Wow, all of these bands are pathetic. Seriously, wtf.

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#13  Edited By RipTheVeins

   
Chuuchu = the sound of sucking
lovely
munimuni = the sound of squeezing something soft
muramura = the sound of being horny
purinpurin = the sound when some scandalize cleavage is showing
boron = the sound when something pops out
nururu = the sound of fingers moving in "wetness"
rerorero = the sound your tongue makes moving around 
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#14  Edited By Scooper
@Jayge: You beat me to it I was just going to post that. I love that song though and that whole album. It's like listening to a man's decent into madness, which, it actualy was.
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#15  Edited By mattysen
@RipTheVeins: Dude....What.......
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#16  Edited By RipTheVeins
@mattysen said:
" @RipTheVeins: Dude....What....... "
You ask, I deliver. That's how this works. Closed fist.
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#17  Edited By jeffgoldblum

Lightsabre Cocksucking Blues

 
 
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#18  Edited By DanielJW

   
 
I found this one to be offensive.
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@FlamingHobo said:

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  Thank me later. "
You beat me to Anal Cunt, THANKS A LOT. 
 
  
      
    
    
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#20  Edited By flaminghobo
@Bucketdeth said:

" @FlamingHobo said:

"
  Thank me later. "
You beat me to Anal Cunt, THANKS A LOT. "
You could post their other song about babies? ;-)
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#21  Edited By William
@DanielJW said:

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    I found this one to be offensive. "

I don't
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#22  Edited By sgjackson

Since everyone's already covered the "hurr Cannibal Corpse and Anal Cunt" songs, I'm going to post a song I actually like.  Not for the lyrics, but because it's an example of Sodom at their finest.
 
Sodom - Incest
 
 

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#23  Edited By DanielJW
@William: I find your excessive use of Conan offensive.
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#24  Edited By DanielJW
@William: No longer just offensive, infuriating.
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#25  Edited By William
@DanielJW said:
" @William: I find your excessive use of Conan offensive. "

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@Laticsfan: Everything by cannibal corpse fits here
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#27  Edited By William
@DanielJW said:
" @William: No longer just offensive, infuriating. "

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how about some jim carrey?
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#28  Edited By beargirl1
@Bucketdeth: beat me to it. 
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#29  Edited By DanielJW
@William said:
" @DanielJW said:
" @William: No longer just offensive, infuriating. "

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how about some jim carrey? "
I'm going to be honest, Jim Carrey enrages me more than anything on this planet.
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#30  Edited By Jolly_Lolly
@mattysen said:
" Well I was just wondering what are the dirtiest song titles of all time to celebrate my new release, since its name is kind of rude...Well a little bit... 
  
  Some criticism for this piece would be great also. Tanks "  
I can feel myself descending into madness....RAAAHHH! 

      RAAAHH!
      RAAAHH!
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#31  Edited By William
@DanielJW said:
" @William said:
" @DanielJW said:
" @William: No longer just offensive, infuriating. "

how about some jim carrey? "
I'm going to be honest, Jim Carrey enrages me more than anything on this planet. "

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#32  Edited By DanielJW
@William said:

" @DanielJW said:

" @William said:
" @DanielJW said:
" @William: No longer just offensive, infuriating. "

how about some jim carrey? "
I'm going to be honest, Jim Carrey enrages me more than anything on this planet. "

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"
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 Someone called?
 Someone called?
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#34  Edited By CL60

Uhh..

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#35  Edited By Milkman

What the fuck happened?

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#36  Edited By JJOR64

Fuck Her Gently by Tenacious D.  The video is weird but, just listen to the song. 

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#37  Edited By LiquidSwords
@Bucketdeth:
Anul cunt /thread
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#38  Edited By AlexB

At the time Blink 182's I want to fuck a dog in the ass, was pretty funny/ offensive.

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#39  Edited By LiquidSwords


Plus: 
"Kicking Your Ass And Fucking Your Bitch " 
"Get On Your Knees, Cunt" 
"I Became a Counselor So I Could Tell Rape Victims They Asked for It"     
"I Sent a Thank You Card to the Guy Who Raped You"    

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#40  Edited By ThePhantomnaut

Nobody can't beat Seth Putnam and Anal Cunt.

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#41  Edited By Gunner

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This thread is now about Jim Carrey.
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#42  Edited By William
@Gunner:
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#43  Edited By Gunner
@William: 
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#44  Edited By LiquidSwords
@ThePhantomnaut said:
"Nobody can't beat Seth Putnam and Anal Cunt. "

Truth!! Insult was another great band
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#45  Edited By MrAwsum

      

    
  I could go on forever. 
Want some more?
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#46  Edited By AhmadMetallic

i cant beat all the ejaculation eating and anal sucking and elephant raping you guys posted... 
 
WINNERS !!

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#47  Edited By Akeldama

Entrails Ripped from a Virgin's Cunt - Cannibal Corpse 
 
that was always a classic.

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#48  Edited By MrAwsum
@Ahmad_Metallic said:
" i cant beat all the ejaculation eating and anal sucking and elephant raping you guys posted...  WINNERS !! "
What did I win?
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@Jayge said:

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Woo Frusciante. Great song.
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#50  Edited By MeierTheRed
@addictedtopinescent said:

" @Laticsfan: Everything by cannibal corpse fits here "

Yeah and so does every thing made by: 
  
Analcunt
Anal Castration 
Anal Nosorog 
Anal Whore 
Anal Stench 
Anal Terror of the Mega Cocks 
Anally Fucked With A Cheese Grater  
Cliteater 
Gorelord 
Necrophagia 
Ravenous   
Macabre

And so on and so on and so on. Pretty much every form of Grind, Horror or Gore related band.