So this guy was seeing a doctor and the doctor told him to see a doctor? And he he got mad? And left? Or something? CANADA
Well the man clearly stated he was from Romania, which is in eastern Europe.
Come to think of it this is the 3rd or 4th time I've seen you mention Canada or Canadians in a derogatory manner for no reason and no provocation. Did a Canadian steal your high school sweetheart? It's okay to feel a little insecure but.. Jesus.
I'm his high school sweetheart. At prom I asked him to me punch and when he did, I ran to me secret Canadian prom-lover, Derrick McCanada and ran away to get married. Now Derrick and I live in Newfoundland having sex everyday while laughing about that night at prom. Also I'm an heiress to billions.
Since a forum is an online conversation, let's pretend this is a real life conversation to make it clear just how pathetically unintelligent the OP is.
OP walks up to group of people. "Hey guys, let me tell you this story so that you can interact with me about it!" Proceeds to share how unintelligent he is.
Group of people collectively disagree with him.
"Well that's okay, I didn't tell a group of people my story so that I could listen to their responses! I just told a group of people my story so that they could hear it and then I could stick my fingers in my ears!"
People with brains wonder then why he is responding to the responses anyway, or even listening to them in the first place if this is the case. Many of them elect not to respond to this to save their sanity.
I have done the match trick once and it worked for popping ears. This was with a rolled up paper and the flame on the match was to cause a vacuum. Maybe this was what the OP was trying to do but did not have all the facts to how to do it or what it will cure. I will say the OP should go to the doctor not for the ear problem but to find what mental illness he may have. I may have problems myself after reading this entire post.
You can revive this thread all you want. Im still not going, and I'm still not hurt by you calling me an idiot. I've been on the internet for way too long to take this to heart.
So today I was at his cabinet and after talking about some shit, he asked me about my hearing. I then told him that the hearing on my left ear is very muffled and low at which he told me I may need to clean my ear up.
Everything working fine up to this point. But then I told him I attempted cleaning it with a match but I ended up hurting it and making it worse so I stopped (it was hurting and there was some blood). He obviously told me that using a match is stupid, etc, and he wanted me to go see a doctor, which I refused.
And this is where he pissed me off by not shutting up about it. I told him that it's been 2 years since that incident, so it's highly unlikely that something else will happen, but he kept saying that it can be dangerous, etc. I eventually said that I don't care enough and I left.
I just don't get these people that are so obsessed about the smallest stuff and need to urge you to see a doctor. I know he's a doctor himself, but still. Did any of you had stupid arguments like this?
Sounds like you might have ruptured your ear drum. It happened to me once and it IS NOT FUN. Seriously dude, you could go deaf in that ear. At a certain point, there is nothing you can do to repair it so get it checked out before something bad happens.
Wow, I feel really sorry for your GP that he had to have this stupid argument with you, OP.
@Stonyman65 said:
@Alexandru said:
GP like in family doctor.
So today I was at his cabinet and after talking about some shit, he asked me about my hearing. I then told him that the hearing on my left ear is very muffled and low at which he told me I may need to clean my ear up.
Everything working fine up to this point. But then I told him I attempted cleaning it with a match but I ended up hurting it and making it worse so I stopped (it was hurting and there was some blood). He obviously told me that using a match is stupid, etc, and he wanted me to go see a doctor, which I refused.
And this is where he pissed me off by not shutting up about it. I told him that it's been 2 years since that incident, so it's highly unlikely that something else will happen, but he kept saying that it can be dangerous, etc. I eventually said that I don't care enough and I left.
I just don't get these people that are so obsessed about the smallest stuff and need to urge you to see a doctor. I know he's a doctor himself, but still. Did any of you had stupid arguments like this?
Sounds like you might have ruptured your ear drum. It happened to me once and it IS NOT FUN. Seriously dude, you could go deaf in that ear. At a certain point, there is nothing you can do to repair it so get it checked out before something bad happens.
That's what I'm thinking, too. Happened to me a few years ago... gardening accident, we pulled out a small tree and a branch perforated my ear drum. I didn't notice how severe the injury was at first but when my hearing on that ear was still muffled after three days, I went to see a doctor. Well, after checking out the ear he told me what was up and professionally cleaned the ear (pulled out blood clumps and whatnot) so it can heal properly. After a few days/weeks, my hearing was restored but I was advised not to do any kind of diving for a few years, just to be safe. Dear god, the OP is dumb. Have fun with your muffled hearing then for the rest of your life @Alexandru.
You can revive this thread all you want. Im still not going, and I'm still not hurt by you calling me an idiot. I've been on the internet for way too long to take this to heart.
Nobody is trying to hurt you - it's quite the opposite, I see a lot of people trying to give you some good advice.
em, has anybody asked why he won't go? or is he just stupid?
I did the exact same thing as this a couple of years ago and several months ago, I had my entire ear canal removed along with the portion of my brain that allows me to love. I am now totally alone and can only communicate through stories on the internet which may or may not be true. KIDS! don't make the mistake I made, don't stick matches in your ear and instead get your ear checked when your GP says so, whats the worst that can happen?
em, has anybody asked why he won't go? or is he just stupid?
I did the exact same thing as this a couple of years ago and several months ago, I had my entire ear canal removed along with the portion of my brain that allows me to love. I am now totally alone and can only communicate through stories on the internet which may or may not be true. KIDS! don't make the mistake I made, don't stick matches in your ear and instead get your ear checked when your GP says so, whats the worst that can happen?
He keeps saying "But it happened 2 years ago." He probably should have gotten it checked out then and now that he hasn't it's probably only going to get worse. He is being stubborn and down right stupid holding on to a piss poor argument to justify his inaction.
My diagnosis? A full blown case of first world problems.
I live in eastern europe (Romania)... hardly 1st world...
Ya know what? WORTH IT! WORTH IT for this exchange right here!
Ah, the phrase "First world problems." Invented by and used by people in the first world who've never even BEEN to the "third world," but are DESPERATE to seem informed/sympathetic.
Ya know what? WORTH IT! WORTH IT for this exchange right here!
Ah, the phrase "First world problems." Invented by and used by people in the first world who've never even BEEN to the "third world," but are DESPERATE to seem informed/sympathetic.
I may be in over my head here, but I thought "First World Problems" was a joke on how people in 1st world countries complain about the convenience of....well, living in a first world country. Example: "My internet went out, now all I can do is watch TV."
so you have problems with hearing in your left ear which you attempted to clean with a match two years ago which resulted in pain and bleeding
and your doctor advised you to speak to a specialist in order to see if everything's alright
and you refused
right
This guy may not be working with a full deck.
He may be one sandwich short of a picnic. Possibly one piece short of a pie. Potentially one egg short of a dozen. One Goku short of a Dragonball Z episode. One goth kid short of a Marilyn Manson concert. One hippie short of a Woodstock. One Republican short of a third George Bush term.
so you have problems with hearing in your left ear which you attempted to clean with a match two years ago which resulted in pain and bleeding
and your doctor advised you to speak to a specialist in order to see if everything's alright
and you refused
right
This guy may not be working with a full deck.
He may be one sandwich short of a picnic. Possibly one piece short of a pie. Potentially one egg short of a dozen. One Goku short of a Dragonball Z episode. One goth kid short of a Marilyn Manson concert. One hippie short of a Woodstock. One Republican short of a third George Bush term.
so you have problems with hearing in your left ear which you attempted to clean with a match two years ago which resulted in pain and bleeding
and your doctor advised you to speak to a specialist in order to see if everything's alright
and you refused
right
This guy may not be working with a full deck.
He may be one sandwich short of a picnic. Possibly one piece short of a pie. Potentially one egg short of a dozen. One Goku short of a Dragonball Z episode. One goth kid short of a Marilyn Manson concert. One hippie short of a Woodstock. One Republican short of a third George Bush term.
Oh man. You're the guy who made a thread after you told a girl who was asking you to lunch to go to hell? Heh. Things are starting to make a little more sense now. You need to do more than just go see an ear doctor, you need to get your damn life in order.
Also I literally just saw a commercial for a product called the Waxvac, which was a vacuum for earwax. That seems relevant to this thread, somehow. Where are the Tested guys when we need them?
so you have problems with hearing in your left ear which you attempted to clean with a match two years ago which resulted in pain and bleeding
and your doctor advised you to speak to a specialist in order to see if everything's alright
and you refused
right
This guy may not be working with a full deck.
He may be one sandwich short of a picnic. Possibly one piece short of a pie. Potentially one egg short of a dozen. One Goku short of a Dragonball Z episode. One goth kid short of a Marilyn Manson concert. One hippie short of a Woodstock. One Republican short of a third George Bush term.
...shall I go on?
Yes.
One broken leg short of a kung fu movie. One pedophile short of an anime convention. One explosion short of a Call of Duty game. One angry teen short of a Slipknot concert. One brainless chick short of a Twilight launch. One stripper short of a party. One Roman short of a Grand Theft Auto IV. One sandslide short of a Journey. One tablesaw short of a Sleepy Dawg. One Matt Damon short of a Saving Private Ryan. One bimbo short of a fashion show. One bouncer short of a Roadhouse. One prick short of a Chopin concert. One ugly striped scarf short of a hipster. One kook short of a cult. One racist caricature short of a Phantom Menace. One refrigerator short of surviving a nuke. One frashizzle short of a nizzle. One Kanye West short of a grammy interruption.
Also, I'm fresh out of potentially funny ones that I feel safe posting without starting controversy. Seriously, try coming up with some before you're halfway through typing one that's offensive.
Also, I'm fresh out of potentially funny ones that I feel safe posting without starting controversy. Seriously, try coming up with some before you're halfway through typing one that's offensive.
I didn't mean reformat. I mean slower in a...sensual way...
You can revive this thread all you want. Im still not going, and I'm still not hurt by you calling me an idiot. I've been on the internet for way too long to take this to heart.
You're still an idiot. What's your excuse for not taking a doctors advice to heart? Your ear is F'd up and you shrug it off. No wonder your ear is F'd up.
So this guy was seeing a doctor and the doctor told him to see a doctor? And he he got mad? And left? Or something? CANADA
Well the man clearly stated he was from Romania, which is in eastern Europe.
Come to think of it this is the 3rd or 4th time I've seen you mention Canada or Canadians in a derogatory manner for no reason and no provocation. Did a Canadian steal your high school sweetheart? It's okay to feel a little insecure but.. Jesus.
I can't remember ever saying anything bad about Canada on these boards. And if I did it was in jest.
But you apparently have my posting history memorized so I'll defer to your expertise.
You know, you have to give him credit. Based on this topic and the last one, OP gained me as a follower. I don't want to miss what wacky thing he does next.
Ya know what? WORTH IT! WORTH IT for this exchange right here!
Ah, the phrase "First world problems." Invented by and used by people in the first world who've never even BEEN to the "third world," but are DESPERATE to seem informed/sympathetic.
I may be in over my head here, but I thought "First World Problems" was a joke on how people in 1st world countries complain about the convenience of....well, living in a first world country. Example: "My internet went out, now all I can do is watch TV."
I can't prove whether that's optimism on your part or accurate, but sadly the only way I've seen it used lately is "Oh my GOD! Stop complaining! Someone somewhere sometime has it WORSE THAN YOU DO! And instead of actually DOING anything about it, I've decided to lay a guilt trip on you!!" It also belies any REAL knowledge of actual first world problems.
You know, you have to give him credit. Based on this topic and the last one, OP gained me as a follower. I don't want to miss what wacky thing he does next.
Yeah, he's a fascinating character, you got to give him that. Ridiculous, but fascinating.
You know, you have to give him credit. Based on this topic and the last one, OP gained me as a follower. I don't want to miss what wacky thing he does next.
Yeah, he's a fascinating character, you got to give him that. Ridiculous, but fascinating.
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