The "I survived the end of the world" thread.

Well it's approaching midnight on the east coast of the US. And you know what that means! It's time for the world to end. We'd love to hear from you to make sure you survive this as the clock hits midnight. Our European and Australian friends have already survived the end of the world, so if they can do it we can do it!

Central Time will feel it an hour later, then mountain time, then pacific time.

Edit: Well Apparently I got the time wrong. It's supposed to happen May 21 at 6:00PM PST, 7:00PM Mountain time, 8:00PM Central, and 9:00PM Eastern.
Also, I am a Christian(Episcopalian) and my church says it's bullshit. I said it was bullshit before they told me it was bullshit. So don't assume it's all Christians who are sitting around waiting for the rapture. It's really just one guy and the few people he has convinced, not an entire religion.

It's been nice knowing you bitches, well not really, and I shall enjoy living on this planet alone with the hot bitches as the rest of you get sent into the stars.

It's cool, more bitches for me.

Isn't it on Pacific time, though? Anyway, the world's not going to end. OK, it's going to end for one guy (the 89 year old guy yelling this shit (he's 89 (he's 89))), but not for anybody else. Besides, I've already survived the end of the world; you should have seen the shit storm than ensued when the Lunarian people heard that Earthlings were trying to reach the Moon and claim it as their own.

I'm gonna put my finger up my butt and hold my breath until it happens.

The world's not supposed to end until 6pm Pacific time.

In 10 minutes, if the world ends, I will be supremely pissed off. Until I realize who is left on the world, then I'll be happy.

I'm psyched.

I'm psyched.

I'm psyched.

The 6 p.m. time is going to ruin my party plans.

@Jesus said:

I'm psyched.

For Christ's sake, it's fucking Jesus. Goddammit. Love you Jesus, hardcore.

I'm psyched.

the world is supposed to end at 6:00 pm

They say the world doesn't end until sometime in October, but that this is the beginning of the "Rapture". Hope everyone enjoys their apocalypse! 

Great I better finish L.A noire before that happens.

eitherway it's may the 21st and 6pm in those areas so take that mr,camping may you be discovered as the scammer now please a moment of silence for a greater tragedy the death of the beloved macho man

the world is supposed to end at 6:00 pm

the world is supposed to end at 6:00 pm

the world is supposed to end at 6:00 pm

@Dagbiker said:

the world is supposed to end at 6:00 pm

According to what time zone?

@Dagbiker said:

the world is supposed to end at 6:00 pm

According to what time zone?

@Dagbiker said:

the world is supposed to end at 6:00 pm

According to what time zone?

@fishmicmuffin said:

@Dagbiker said:

the world is supposed to end at 6:00 pm

According to what time zone?

God's.

I'm psyched.

Upon first hearing of this, someone just told me "In the Christian religion, Christians believe the world will end tomorrow". Upon learning more of this event, I can state that this man is the smartest man I know.

@Jesus said:

I'm psyched.

For Christ's sake, it's fucking Jesus. Goddammit. Love you Jesus, hardcore.

@LordXavierBritish said:

@fishmicmuffin said:

@Dagbiker said:

the world is supposed to end at 6:00 pm

According to what time zone?

God's.

So is that eastern? Please let it be eastern.

@Dagbiker said:

the world is supposed to end at 6:00 pm

That was three hours ago.

Muslims stay on Earth with the cute looking Atheists right?

It's the Jews and Christians that are bailing?

I live in the first country in the world to reach 6pm, May 21st.

I get to rapture before any of you suckers!

EDIT: Unless you live on the Rawaki Islands.

Well I'll be sure to do all of the cocaine I can get my hands on in the next 18 or so hours. Might as well go out in style.

@Claude said:

@Jesus said:

I'm psyched.

For Christ's sake, it's fucking Jesus. Goddammit. Love you Jesus, hardcore.

Quit trying to gain favor to help yourself cut in line, Claude.

@KaosAngel: I don't know about Jews. Don't you have to believe in Jesus to be "raised up"? Jews don't believe in him.

@Afroman269 said:

@KaosAngel: I don't know about Jews. Don't you have to believe in Jesus to be "raised up"? Jews don't believe in him.

DUDE!  That means that...

....could it be...

.......no way........

...the ENTIRE FOX News audience will be gone from the world! 

THANK YOU JESUS!

I'm gonna take a shit and watch some captain kangaroo.  I don't believe this shit and I'll be one of the first people to be laughing my ass off when this doesn't happen.

@Hailinel said:

@Dagbiker said:

the world is supposed to end at 6:00 pm

That was three hours ago.

6:00pm on the 21st

I live in the first country in the world to reach 6pm, May 21st.

I get to rapture before any of you suckers!EDIT: Unless you live on the Rawaki Islands.

Did Vincent Price neglect to mention the timezone?

Muslims stay on Earth with the cute looking Atheists right?It's the Jews and Christians that are bailing?

Oh, by the way, there will be an Earthquake tomorrow, at 6:00 pst.

I sincerely want the world to end.  I know it won't... but I can still dream.

Rap? Sure!

Apparently it was supposed to start at 6:00pm local time in Kiritimati in the Christmas Islands which was 15 minutes ago so yeah. Also, I'd just like to add that anyone that believed this was gonna happen should have done a little more research into the guy since he also predicted the Rapture was gonna happen in 1994 (and if you weren't there for it you really missed out it was amazing).

@Dagbiker said:

@Hailinel said:

@Dagbiker said:

the world is supposed to end at 6:00 pm

That was three hours ago.

6:00pm on the 21st

Okay.  So why Pacific Time, then?  You'd think that God would be more concerned with whatever time zone Israel happens to be in, given all of its biblical significance, and everything.  And why at the top of the hour, specifically?  I don't think God is really concerned with keeping perfect time, given that it's a moot point to something that's supposedly immortal as well as omnipotent, omniscient, and omnipresent.It's always whatever time he wants it to be right now.  You know, that whole omni thing.

It's been nice knowing you bitches, well not really, and I shall enjoy living on this planet alone with the hot bitches as the rest of you get sent into the stars.It's cool, more bitches for me.

The world's not supposed to end until 6pm Pacific time.

@Tebbit said:

I live in the first country in the world to reach 6pm, May 21st.

I get to rapture before any of you suckers!EDIT: Unless you live on the Rawaki Islands.

I think once it hits 6 p.m. pacific, Rapture is supposed to happen throughout the whole world. It's not which country hits 6 p.m first.

Did Vincent Price neglect to mention the timezone?