What do you do?

Hey I was just wondering, what do you folks do? I mean what kinda jobs do you all have. I'm a tailor. I alter clothing and make custom jeans. What about all of you.

Well.... I used to wash dishes, I'm volunteering right now, and I'm gonna be enlisting for the Army in a few months.

Unemployed currently, though I've been going to dozens of job interviews over the past 5 months. Before hand, I done around 14 weeks voluntary work at TESCO's, only for the selfish fucks to still leave me jobless >=/

I'm an independent IT contractor. That being said I have a few companies that trade me back and forth and I occasionally moonlight somewhere else. Sometimes I work for 6 months straight, sometimes I have no work for months on end. That's the life of a contractor, however.
 
Mostly VPNs and fooling with those very expensive ATM cards, but I do some occasional troubleshooting when all else fails.

I work in the offices of the biggest tutoring company in the country, work as an english tutor myself, and translate english articles 
 In israel, you have to take a certain government exam (whose grade goes along with your high school certificate) so you can apply to university. My employing company is the leading institution in tutoring you and getting you ready to take that crucial exam.

School, leeching money from my loving parents. Should start working a little, but can't really be arsed.

I'm going to graduate school for clinical psychology.  Which is code for 'I'm penniless'. 

I go to school. It's a pretty prestigious job. I get paid in verbal harassment and most of the time I get to do work of a questionable amount of usefulness.

Paralethal.  Err paralegal.

School, leeching money from my loving parents. Should start working a little, but can't really be arsed.

Self-employed right now.

Blue Beacon Truck Wash y'all!!  But really, I'm just a student also working at this crappy truck wash.

Clean and rebuild gearboxes for various machinery

Currently going to school and working at Home Depot mixing paint

I go to school, but I also draw maps of pipes, vents and stuff like that for a architectural company from time to time.

Film school.

" I go to school, but I also draw maps of pipes, vents and stuff like that for a architectural company from time to time. "

" @TheSeductiveMoose said:

" I go to school, but I also draw maps of pipes, vents and stuff like that for a architectural company from time to time. "

pics or it does happen but you're not showing pics !! "

At university, fulfilling year two of my next seven years plan... 

CGI artist would be my title I suppose. I create 3D models for product designers and make photorealistic visuals/animations of them, as opposed to them going down the photography path. Sometimes we do interiors too.

Full time career of fixing Jukeboxes.

i go to college for multimedia. i am currently doing internship at the school. two days into it and it's boring. i do is listen to the bombcast and photoshop images. i have to look at horrible pictures that people at student activities takes crop them, rotate the image so they aren't crooked, clone-stamp the edges. it's pretty boring.

Build shit in the desert

I go to school. It's a pretty lame occupation.

Student for now, currently applying for Medical school. 

Making tiger blood for Charlie Sheen's body and rocket fuel for the tip of his saber. Actually no, I'm an unmotivated student in University. Don't want to get into depressing stuff, but yeah...

I do part-time maintenance work with my dad while trying to finish up highschool from home. 

I'm in high school. Exciting, I know.

I test interoperability between backplane ethernet devices.

Student, newspaper editor, freelance writer.

I write.  When that doesn't pay the bills, I do medical studies.

I'm a college freshman but I also work at my local grocery store stocking shelves. It's not a terrible job and the people in the department make the days a lot more bearable.

You mean the name doesn't make it immediately obvious?

Self-employed designer.

Full time secretary and grad student. When do I find time for life? Never.

University student - so all I do is drink, eat junk and play videogames.
 
 
And masturbate. 
 
 
 Lots.

I'm a university student studying computer games programming.

I go to school and work at a historical site in ft eerie during the summer

I go to college full time, but I also ref paintball in the summer and work at the local ski mountain in the winter.

Level designer.

High school student

Some of you have some cool jobs. I was surprised no one said "tightening up the graphics on level 5" Have any of you that have finished college actually gone into a profession that takes advantage of your major. Im thinking about going back and was wondering how that worked out for those out there with some sort of degree.

Unemployed! Just like a TRUE AMERICAN!  
 
Wait, what?  
 
Actually, I'm at college, and don't really have the time/means to have a job in addition to my studies. Well, I probably have the time for something, but I'm too lazy for that. 

work for adobe.
 
 
 
 
as an intern.

Going to college and majoring in Microbiology.

Ski Patrol in the winter, cook in the summer.  I'm also in the process of upgrading my math and sciences for college in the fall.