What have you learned whilst playing video games?

I've learned not to block the entrance with my door while trying to escape the police.

nothing

Popularity leads to intimacy.

@Video_Game_King said:

Popularity leads to intimacy.

This.

I learned how to reload a gun.

How to kill someone with a knife.

How to hijack a car.

How to murder gods.

How to cook.

How to make love.

How to dance.

How to headshot fools in the nuts. Twice in a row.

English words & sentences.

@Video_Game_King said:

Popularity leads to intimacy.

If you do something really terrible, just distance yourself from the Police for a minute and everything will be okay.

@Video_Game_King said:

Popularity leads to intimacy.

Is this from Persona?

That helicopters are the most dangerous form of transportation ever devised.

... That they're shite?

Zimbabwe used to be called Rhodesia.

i have learned that if things does not go my way just kill yourself and reload the checkpoint until you succeed

@Klei said:

How to headshot fools in the nuts. Twice in a row.

how does that work, are you laying on the ground shooting upward or is it pure ricochet, if so you are my new idol

1, The cake is a lie

2. Never trust a female, especially if she's brunette with a deep voice

3. If anyone asks you to kindly do something, GTFO

4. Anyone named Mario IRL will never be taken seriously, especially if they have to reassure everyone that "it's me..."

5. You have no base. All of them belong to someone else.

In general, scope sights are better than iron sights.

@Virago said:

1, The cake is a lie

2. Never trust a female, especially if she's brunette with a deep voice

3. If anyone asks you to kindly do something, GTFO

4. Anyone named Mario IRL will never be taken seriously, especially if they have to reassure everyone that "it's me..."

5. You have no base. All of them belong to someone else.

All these things.

But I actually did learn how to read a lot better playing FF7, I was 6 or 7 when my cousin got a Playstation and let me play FF7 when he wasn't home and was at high school. Man, did I not understand anything happening in the game, but I did help my cousin level up a lot.

@Grillbar said:

i have learned that if things does not go my way just kill yourself and reload the checkpoint until you succeed

@Klei said:

How to headshot fools in the nuts. Twice in a row.

how does that work, are you laying on the ground shooting upward or is it pure ricochet, if so you are my new idol

Ricochet. I thought it was obvious.

To go into party mode when playing in a public match.

Damn you CS:GO! Don't you know the average person you find online really shouldn't be listened to?

Pokemon taught me to read when I was little.

Women are just a bunch of

I learned different ways to get away with murder, and look smooth doing it.

How to listen to music cues to know what's coming next

Eh, nothing specifically from the game, but some games have motivated me to look elsewhere for information. Let's take Assassin's Creed for example, the real life characters, some of them I didn't even know were real, if it weren't for playing AC, I wouldn't have known about these historical figures or what they had done. A game like Dead Space got me into science and science-fiction, so certain things I didn't know about the universe before I may still not know if I hadn't played Dead Space. Things like that I guess, but I can't really pin-point exactly what I game has taught me from the game itself.

@Video_Game_King said:

Popularity leads to intimacy.

Seriously though Civilization got me interested in History when I was little.

Press RT to Burst.

@GunstarRed said:

Press RT to Burst.

Y to lock on.