What is THE most epic moment of your entire life?

At work today I started pondering, and the train of thought lead me to a memory that must be one of the most epic moments I have ever experienced. After coming home from a festival last summer I was lying on my sofa for whatever reason. I had friends over so I could not be resting... so anyway one of my friends from across the room says "open your mouth". He had a grape in his hand. I opened my mouth and he threw the grape. THE NEXT MOMENT I FEEL IT LANDING IN MY MOUTH WITHOUT TOUCHING THE TEETH.

Extreme amounts of screaming, laughing and clapping followed.

Holy shit that was great. The moment after he says "let's try that again" but I bluntly refused... I explained that it would only ruin the moment... in knowledge that in reality it was not skill that resulted in him hitting bullseye, but the purest luck mankind can experience. If you could extract that luck into crystal form it would be 500 carats be clear as fuck. It would be worth millions. So spiritually I'm a millionaire. Envy me.

So how about you?

Oh, and inb4 that's what she said.... seriously guys.

To be honest, I'm seriously hoping that some more epic things happen to me than what has already transpired.

I once played a Nick Drake song really well on local TV. That was pretty good I guess.

Me and some friends managing to convince our high school's choir and orchestra to join us on a version of Gimme Shelter by the Rolling Stones. Being part of 40+ people playing that song like a fucking mountainslide of sonic mindfuck felt amazing.

I am so fucking sick of the word epic.

S-Rank Super Meat Boy, because I'm that sad of an individual. My life is as boring as it gets.

" Me and some friends managing to convince our high school's choir and orchestra to join us on a version of Gimme Shelter by the Rolling Stones. Being part of 40+ people playing that song like a fucking mountainslide of sonic mindfuck felt amazing. "

I wouldn't say epic, but yesterday I felt the real life equivalent of scoring 1000 G in minutes.

I was at my best friend's party and we put on Nothing Else Matters, and we all started slow dancing. The girl I'm in love with was alone, so I invited her to be my partner. Right where the kickass solo kicks in near the end she rests her head on my shoulder and hugs me tighter. Felt pretty epic.

" I am so fucking sick of the word epic. "

First time I went on The Hulk rollercoaster at Universal's Islands of Adventure was pretty fucking epic.

5 scout kills in about 7-8 seconds in CS 1.6

" My birth was quite epic "

Well, uh... I saved some chicks life, I sailed by myself to Barthelona, I deadlifted 495 lbs and I played some pranks in high school involving the school flagpole which had hilarious consequences. These are my feats of strength, I can't really pin down one epic moment. 

I once chucked a basketball across the gym and made it in. I suck at basketball, so this was extra awesome. 

" @RockAction: I met alison once and got a hug but I've yet to see them live, need to get on that right away. "

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• I've been on the front page of the news paper and was the headline for local tv and radio news for two days for running into a burning house and pulling two people out. I've also received a medal for it.
  
• I can currently bench press 425lbs (I weigh 200lbs)
  
• Diving into a freezing lake to save a puppy who was trapped on some floating ice.
• Getting into a vehicle collision in my car vs. semi on the highway and walking away without a scratch.

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Every day that I can manage to get out of bed and continue on with my life is a monumental achievement in my books.

Front-grinding two hot girls at once during of my school dances was pretty cool.

Skipping 8th grade without any testing or anything was pretty awesome, as well (This was a transition between two college-prep schools.)

Yeah, I don't really have a cool life :/

Nothing right now, really. Maybe in the future when I can finally start Spironoactlone, but that's at least a few months off :(

I once stand against six thugs stronger than me... and it did went well. ^^

" First time I went on The Hulk rollercoaster at Universal's Islands of Adventure was pretty fucking epic. "

...sex?

" I am so fucking sick of the word epic. "

"open your mouth"

You know, that time when I died protecting earth from invading aliens was pretty epic, but other than that I can't really think of anything extraordinarily epic...

I guess when my Gnome Warrior won "Ashkandi, Greatsword of the Brotherhood" back in the BWL days.

Epic thing for me is back in my elementary days, it was the final game of gym floor-hockey thing we did every year. I got the first and only goal, and my own first goal in floor hockey (yeah I'm sports impaired) and we won. Everybody was totally happy (well not the other team) and I made the goalie who I didn't like anyways cry. Probably because the dude knew I was terrible at every sport I played and I crushed his ego like crazy. Hell yeah.

bicycle kicked a basketball on the one side and swished it on the other net, don't even ask how I did it.
my eyes were closed too, the fall wasn't pleasant 

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"open your mouth"

If my friend said this to me... well... the last thing I would do would be open my mouth. "

Oh, another one:
Playing indoor 5 a - side for the school football team; our first match was drawing to a close and it had been pretty dreadful so when the ball landed at my feet I just punted it. Totally scored. Don't think we even won the mini-tournament, but it was still pretty sick. Bunch of kids going crazy.

Similarly, during a corner at another football game I stood at the back post and absent-mindedly got hit in the face with the ball; scoring in the process. I still claim to this day that it was deliberate - I lie.

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" I am so fucking sick of the word epic. "

3 more years minimum. "

The birth of my son. Sharing my passion of video games with him and to see him loving it. To hear him explain StarCraft 2 (his favorite game) to me with the same excitement and joy as I have for the games I love. To be able to genuinely share an interest and enjoy it equally even though he`s six and I`m 30+. That feels pretty epic to me, every day. 

I got an ex really drunk, and ended up boning her and her mom, and one of her friends during a really awesome night.  Best sex I ever had.

" The birth of my son. Sharing my passion of video games with him and to see him loving it. To hear him explain StarCraft 2 (his favorite game) to me with the same excitement and joy as I have for the games I love. To be able to genuinely share an interest and enjoy it equally even though he`s six and I`m 30+. That feels pretty epic to me, every day.  "

The day I slew Grendel and saved my village was pretty epic.

I took a really, really, really great shit this morning that was hella epic.

First time I had sex. Not only was it great but on my way home I found $5. Gotta say that was an epic day for me but I expect much better days in the future, like the day MK comes out :P

" First time I had sex. Not only was it great but on my way home I found $5. Gotta say that was an epic day for me but I expect much better days in the future, like the day MK comes out :P "

" The birth of my son. Sharing my passion of video games with him and to see him loving it. To hear him explain StarCraft 2 (his favorite game) to me with the same excitement and joy as I have for the games I love. To be able to genuinely share an interest and enjoy it equally even though he`s six and I`m 30+. That feels pretty epic to me, every day.  "

About 20 years ago when I saw the South Central PA band Easy MIckey. My musical taste changed overnight. 

" @RE_Player92 said:

" First time I had sex. Not only was it great but on my way home I found $5. Gotta say that was an epic day for me but I expect much better days in the future, like the day MK comes out :P "

More like the only time you had sex.Nailed it! "