I'd get all kinds of crazy if a girl started dancing to the "Mortal Kombat" theme for me.
Um...that weird dubstep song featuring Duke Nukem is a pretty bad song to get a lapdance to. I would know, because I've actually gotten a lapdance to that song.
Never did it, but I was at a strip bar once where the dancer was dancing to it and that was enough to know that that would be a BAD song to get a lap dance to.
I believe in miracles...where you from? You sexy thing...
Maybe not, but this is a personal choice. I was at a dude's 18th bday party and we went to a strip club. Nasty mongrel gave him a lap dance to this song.
@sopranosfan: But the movies say you have to have a slick soundtrack in the background while it is being done.Otherwise it is just plain nasty, and one should be classy.
This one would just be awkward. There are too many random sounds that make me think of going limp or creaming my pants.
Any one of these videos would do, but I chose U because 0:30 made me think of Stephen Hawking getting a lapdance. Also, adult literacy classes just got a hell of a lot more exciting.
I'd get all kinds of crazy if a girl started dancing to the "Mortal Kombat" theme for me.
Um...that weird dubstep song featuring Duke Nukem is a pretty bad song to get a lapdance to. I would know, because I've actually gotten a lapdance to that song.
EDIT: Here it is.
Are you going to expand on this tory behind the lap dance that was aided by this song or not? I want to hear this story.
Heart of Gold by Neil Young. Never did it, but I was at a strip bar once where the dancer was dancing to it and that was enough to know that that would be a BAD song to get a lap dance to.
Similarly, I thought of Scarborough Fair, particularly the Simon & Garfunkle version.
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