What sound or melody do you usually wake up to?

Up until now my mobile woke me up with the opening tune from Skins. I don't hold much love for the show, but consider the melody quite catchy and upbeat.. a good way to start the day! 
 
 
But since I'm getting quite tired of it by now, I figured why not go here for inspiration.

Contra Jungle theme 
 
  

Cats fighting (or fucking..i cant really tell)

My dad yelling at me to get up. 

The melody of all my joints cracking as I try to hunch myself over and out of bed.

The AM640 Top-O-The-Hour Jingle

Gallows - The Riverbed.
 
If you aint awake by the end of that, nothing will wake you up.

cars outside

Marimba from the iPhone.

Alarm clock. Goes like this: beep, beep, beep, beep, etc.

Weekdays: Usually the loud, annoying white noise of the radio (although sometime last week I got woken up to Cher - Believe, which was fun). 
 
Weekends: Mom talking super loudly on the telephone.

My own farts, usually.

The bass line from Psycho Killer.

Abyssfull's farts.

An alarum of trumpets, in my honor.

The annoying buzz of my old-school alarm.

" Abyssfull's farts. "

Whatever the default alarm sound is on a BlackBerry.

Just some music or anything other than a beeping alarm, if it beeps I will smash it.

The Requiem of Spirits. It's possibly the nicest thing to wake up to! 

Bohemian Rhapsody BITCHESSSSS

Either my mom yells at me, or the dogs bark and lick me.

A local radio station. I'm compelled to get up and turn it off.

The mind-raping sound that emanates from my alarm clock. It's a loud beeping sound that gets exponentially faster and more annoying if you don't press snooze/off within three seconds. Unfortunately, it's the only thing that can wake me up "unnaturally" other than someone shaking me. As you might have guessed, I'm a heavy sleeper.

The Power of Love- Huey Lewis and the News

I only use my alarm if I know i'm getting less than 4 hours of sleep. I have pretty good internal clock otherwise. Anyways when I do need the alarm this does the trick 
  

ERRRRRGGGGGG 
EEEERGGGGGGGGG 
EEEEERRRRRRGGGGGGG 
 EEEEEERRRRRRRGGGGGGG 
 
click.  
Sigh.

" Marimba from the iPhone. "

My alarm clock radio playing NPR.

With my old phone, it was the sound of my mom yelling at me to get up. Still have to get that file back.
Currently, it's Can You Let Me Know (Ft. Lupe Fiasco, Verbal & Sarah Green) by DJ Deckstream. Catchy.

I don't have an alarm clock or use one.

I got this Mashimaro alarm clock that annoys me until I wake up.

Nothin, usually. When I set an alarm though it's just the loud, terrifying, dissonant screech of the alarm clock.

My girlfriend insists on using the ear-friendly radio setting instead of the ear-shredding blare on our bedside clock. As a result, I've recently been waking up every morning either to Adam Lambert or to Katy Perry. The upshot of this is that I've learned radio stations aren't really that imaginative or versatile with their song selections.

" Marimba from the iPhone. "

TV in the front room, I suppose. light sleeper D:

I've been using my DS as my alarm clock since they came out in 2004.  What's cool about it is that it counts down the time until you need to get up.  So right now, I have 7 hours 42 minutes and 39 seconds until I have to wake up and go to class tomorrow.  Also, the alarm starts off quiet and gets louder and louder until you can't stand it anymore.  They took the snooze function out of the DSI though, which really sucks.  

I usually just wake up when I happen to wake up. No particular sound or anything.

Usually my cousin's screaming kids.

My fucking dog whining or barking.

The song 'What Kind Of Hospital Is This' from Half-Life 2: Episode One. 
It is great zombie killing shotgun rampage music, so it's a shame I decided to make that my alarm because now that it wakes me up every day I kind of hate it.

The Hyrule Field theme from OoT. Great way to start the day.

Whatever's playing on the stereo.

I've got the 24 CTU phone sound as my ringtone and alarm clock.

ERRRRR ERRRRRRRRRR ERRRRRRRRRR ERRRRRRRR 
My alarm clock makes the fucking worst noise.