What will the earth be like in the year 3000?

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#101  Edited By TheMustacheHero
@OwnlyUzinWonHan said:
" @skywing said:
" I know what will happend in the year 3000 
 
 
Thats right. "
If you mean Duke saving us all, then I'm right there with you man. "
No I think he means the game finally coming out.
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#102  Edited By OutOfBounds9000

Earth will probably get a nuke. 
 
WHAT?Remember the last time Earth got a nuke,in the 1940's!Then hitler was dangerous,but look now,we got Bin laden,Twilight,Gandhi,Miley Cyrus.....
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#103  Edited By skywing
@TheMustacheHero said:
" @OwnlyUzinWonHan said:
" @skywing said:
" I know what will happend in the year 3000 
 
 
Thats right. "
If you mean Duke saving us all, then I'm right there with you man. "
No I think he means the game finally coming out. "
I ment the game will be coming out. OnlyUzinWonHan unerstands.
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#104  Edited By mikemcn
@KnifeySpoony said:
" @TheMustacheHero said:
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All intelligent life will destroy itself and the world will start over, from bacteria to primate to man. The cycle will go on forever.
All intelligent life will destroy itself and the world will start over, from bacteria to primate to man. The cycle will go on forever.
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A true philosophical thinker, I like you.  I've had this discussion a lot recently and I just don't see how society as it is today can last more than 100 more years. It may be grim to think about, but to be honest I've grown to care less because I'll be dead before I have to see it happen. "

So the world will end like the finale of battlestar galactica. Except everyone dies rather then just going primitive. Don't see much philosophy in that, just pesimissim.
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#105  Edited By Tuggah

Snakes will actually be allowed on planes.

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#107  Edited By TheMustacheHero
@skywing said:

" @TheMustacheHero said:

" @OwnlyUzinWonHan said:
" @skywing said:
" I know what will happend in the year 3000 
 
 
Thats right. "
If you mean Duke saving us all, then I'm right there with you man. "
No I think he means the game finally coming out. "
I ment the game will be coming out. OnlyUzinWonHan unerstands. "
Wait what? He's the guy who said "If you mean Duke saving us all, then I'm right there with you man. "
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#108  Edited By hamlaser

Welcome to Costco, I love you

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#109  Edited By dbz1995

WHAT WILL HAPPEN TO JEFF, BRAD, AND RYAN??? NOOOO!!!
 
Vinny will be OK. Hell cast Bufu to come into the future.

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#110  Edited By teh_destroyer
@Willy105 said:
" Just like it is now. "
Upon unpopular theaory, this man is correct.
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#111  Edited By clapperdude
@hamlaser said:
" Welcome to Costco, I love you "
"I like money"
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#112  Edited By artofwar420
@clapperdude said:
" @hamlaser said:
" Welcome to Costco, I love you "
"I like money" "
It's got electrolites so yo know it's good.  
 
That's the sad, fat future.
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@clapperdude said:
" @hamlaser said:
" Welcome to Costco, I love you "
"I like money" "
"We should hang out"
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#114  Edited By Mootalstrike

You should ask Conan O'brien.

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We will kill each other out of selfishness, self-defense, and right. As we fight, an alien species will find us and help us rebuild our planet. They then lend us their technology for space travel. We and the alien race venture across our stars to find other races, having their very own civilizations and languages. We all share our cultures and find the most suitable languages (hopefully ours). We all share room for our colonies and make civilization glossy and perfect.  After years of peace, all races start to grow suspicion towards one another, only to lead to one, minor mistake which leads to the wrong idea of betrayle.
 
Galactic war starts. There is no such thing as civilians. Just soldiers. We fight each other until we are all near the brink of extinction. All life in the galaxy is lost.

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#117  Edited By calidan777

I will awaken from my 1000 year cryosleep and rule what's left of our destroyed planet.............or not.

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#118  Edited By switchit

Im sure the world would be made out of breathing handbags by then.

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#119  Edited By Xeiphyer
@Austin said:
" Nobler said:
"It will be gone.

Way before then actually. HAVEN'T YOU HEARD? 2012 MANG. Plagues, meteors, you name it! OBOMBA!"
lol people though that Y2K would be the end of the world, and it turned out to be a bunch of BULLSHIT! Srsyly, just b/c the ancient Mayans stoped the calender at 2012 doesn't mean the world will end. What idiot started all this non sense bullshit anyway? Maybe they got lazy? Maybe they just got tired? Srsyly stop this BLASPHEMY! "
Actually, for clarifications sake =P The Mayan calendar doesn't end in 2012 per se, basically it marks the end of an era and the start of a new one, Then some crazy retards got it in their heads that when the new era starts, its going to be the antichrist being born, and the earth getting destroyed, I have also heard that ..hmm who was it... was it Judas? Somebody from the apostles was supposed to come back and bring about the end of the world.
 
NOW, Heres my question towards everyone; Why the fuck would the Mayans care about christian shit, How would they know about Judas (or whoever it was) or the antichrist. It makes no sense.
 
Almost every year there is dumb people causing a ruckus about the world ending. Y2k happened, then they decided it was actually 2001 because of the centuries thing, and that passed, and I believe there was another one in 2004, but I forget it now.
 
ONTOPIC: In the year 3000, There is really 2 major scenarios; 1) We were too retarded about global warming, and we fucked the earth up really really bad and displaced a billion people in asia as well as destroying our major food and industrial goods market. The economy crashes completly, anarchy sets in, we eventually all die after the countless civil and world wars over resources.
 
Or 2) We dont fuck up so bad, Space exploration is well on its way, presumably we have established a colony on at least one other planet, most likely mars and possibly a much farther away planet. I suspect energy problems to be solved via solar or wind energy, or possibly some new energy source, and of course they must have solved the problem of traveling in space, light speed is way too slow to be useful in traveling. I would love to know how they travel faster than light.
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#120  Edited By armaan8014
@JoblessTerence said:
" I saw on a show where some dog traveled to the year 3000 and everybody and everything were bananas. Fuck, what was the name of that show?Edit: COURAGE THE COWARDLY DOG! "
I used to love that show when i was a kid! i still watch it sometimes.. It's weirdness is awesome
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#121  Edited By armaan8014

 Biology textbooks will contain this picture of the human body
 
 

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#122  Edited By jaqen_hghar

Cthulhu will probably awaken before that, so who knows what happens to us? I for one, will do what I can to survive. 
Cthulhu f'htagn!

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#124  Edited By MrSnow

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#125  Edited By MrOrda

Probably won't exist...