What would happen if you rick rolled Chuck Norris?

Dude, Chuck's a holy figure. You don't frickin' Rick Roll the guy, or bad things happen. Here's proof of his holiness:

He'd probably break me in half....

He would realize through his sixth sense called Norris sense that he was in imminent danger and kick his PC monitor out the window then calmly walk away.

"Cirdain said:

"He would rip out my eyes then replace them with cameras. And one of them has that video looped over and over.

by the way my favourite quote is

'Chuck Norris killed 78 people and ran out of bullets. Jack Bauer killed 233 people, and ran out of people.'
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Who in the world is Jack Bauer?"

"Whight_Knight said:

"... Chuck Norris would get Rick Rolled, obviously.Duh ...
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Or would the video not play because it senses the presence of Chuck?
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If Chuck got rick rolled, well, let's just say nobody else would be getting rick rolled afterwards ever again.

You would be dead.

He'd probably kill Rick Astley

"stAtic said:

"CitizenKane said:

"Rick Roll would be Chuck Norrised."

This.
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yea, i second that. or third, hmm whatever. "

Chuck probably doesn't use computers.

This is taking two really old memes and combining them into a giant failure of a thread.
I cant believe there are three pages of this.

He would be startled, which would cause him to roundhouse kick his monitor so hard that the real Rick Astley would fly out a window.

If you rick roll chuck norris he will travel through the internets at double the speed of broadband and hop out of your modem and roundhouse kick your monitor, game consoles, pc, and then while you stand there weeping in terror he comes up and the next thing you know is pain. a pain so great you feel it for all of eternity.

No one Rick Rolls Chuck Norris and lives to tell about it.

A microscopic black hole would form and the Earth would be sucked into it.  If my calculations are correct, anyway.

"This has already been done. The result created Tay Zonday. Nobody knows why or how that happened but im sure we can all agree that we don't want to find out what happens if Chuck gets Rick rolled again.
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Chocolate Rain!

"Rick Roll would be Chuck Norrised."

"Phil Collins would break another Genesis."

i don't think a human mind can grasp the results of this phenomenon..

HE'D DO A BARREL ROLL THEN THROW A LOL CAT AT YOU AND NEVER GIVE YOU UP, NEVER LET YOU DOWN, AND HE'D GET WITH THE BATTLETOADS AND PEDOBEAR UNTIL ALL YOUR BASE BELONGED TO HIM AND HE'D ASK U WHAT GAME YOU WERE PLAYING AND YOU'D SAY DOOM 3 AND HE'D TK U 2 A BAR AND THEN PEDOBEAR WOULD ASK YOU IF YOU HAD ANY DUCKS THEN MILHOUSE WOULD SHOW UP AND EVERYONE ONE LEAVE

LOLOLOLOL SO RANDOM DESU~ XD

"HE'D DO A BARREL ROLL THEN THROW A LOL CAT AT YOU AND NEVER GIVE YOU UP, NEVER LET YOU DOWN, AND HE'D GET WITH THE BATTLETOADS AND PEDOBEAR UNTIL ALL YOUR BASE BELONGED TO HIM AND HE'D ASK U WHAT GAME YOU WERE PLAYING AND YOU'D SAY DOOM 3 AND HE'D TK U 2 A BAR AND THEN PEDOBEAR WOULD ASK YOU IF YOU HAD ANY DUCKS THEN MILHOUSE WOULD SHOW UP AND EVERYONE ONE LEAVELOLOLOLOL SO RANDOM DESU~ XD"

"HE'D DO A BARREL ROLL THEN THROW A LOL CAT AT YOU AND NEVER GIVE YOU UP, NEVER LET YOU DOWN, AND HE'D GET WITH THE BATTLETOADS AND PEDOBEAR UNTIL ALL YOUR BASE BELONGED TO HIM AND HE'D ASK U WHAT GAME YOU WERE PLAYING AND YOU'D SAY DOOM 3 AND HE'D TK U 2 A BAR AND THEN PEDOBEAR WOULD ASK YOU IF YOU HAD ANY DUCKS THEN MILHOUSE WOULD SHOW UP AND EVERYONE ONE LEAVELOLOLOLOL SO RANDOM DESU~ XD"

You would be crippled.

"Rick Roll would be Chuck Norrised."

He'd be like
K
and then everything would continue as normal

I think he'd punch me in the stomach as hard as he could..and knowing him I'd probably be dead right after that.