What's better: Cupcakes or Muffins?

No frosting for me thank you

Well looks like Muffins have had a commanding lead for quite some time. Muffins I'm partial to are BJ's Wholesale Cranberry Orange Muffins. Those have a great balance of sweet and tart flavor.

Muffins by a healthy mile (though they're really not healthy; as a kid I always chose cupcakes cause I thought muffins were to cupcakes as raisins are to chocolate chip, which I'm glad to confirm is patently false).

I've never heard of a cupcake man, and I have no idea what lane he would live on.

I voted cupcakes due to their size and moisture (I guess). I find most muffins too dry.

You're eating the wrong muffins then, there's some really good moisty muffins out there.

Muffins can go fuck themselves.

Whichever one instigates the diabetic coma quicker.

Muffins, it's not even a question. Cupcakes? Come on, what the fuck is a cupcake even, it's a bunch of frosted bullshit. Disgusting.
Also a good muffin should be moist enough, but if you're eating a dry ass muffin for some reason you have a glass of milk or soda or whatever to go with it.
My sister worked at a café when I was 13 or so that served these giant freshly baked muffins that I got to eat for free whenever I was there. I could only manage maybe one and a half before I was put in a coma.

Cupcakes are a cheap low-brow imitation of a muffin.

I remember in high school they used to serve these giant chocolate muffins that I would get once a week as a treat. They were so good that I used to eat half and take the other half home to finish with milk.