Which Giantbomb guys remind you of your parents and why?

Whenever I watch Quick Looks with Vinny and Jeff - imho the best pairing - I think of my parents. Vinny is like my dad. Kind of goofy but has a really good heart and Jeff reminds me of my mom. He's kind of the boss but when he's alone with Vinny (my dad) he kind of turns into a mushy love kitten. I think that's why I really love - and still watch - the ERs with them.

WHAAAAAAAAAA?

what did I just read?

And on it goes.

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Uh...

What the f... Wha... Huh?

Dude what?

There've been some creepy threads regarding the staff, but man...

Whose troll account are you?

Why? No. no no no no no no no no no no no no

they don't 

bahahahhaa

This is brilliant!

Don't ever stop making threads.

Motherfucker.

Stop it.

WAAAAAAAAY past creepy

I FEEL LIKE THE WORLD IS GOING CRAZY THESE LAST TWO DAYS

WHAT THE FUCK MAN

THIS IS A GOOD ASS THREAD.

Is... is your avatar what I think it is? 
 
What the fuck.

I can think of alot of things that describe Jeff Gerstmann but "mushy love kitten" is not one of them

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Seriously, though. Dave reminds me of my mom, because they're both often shirtless. Titan reminds me of my dad because he's a dog.

The internet is really cool guys.

...a mushy love kitten.

NEXT!

@Chabbs0 said:

I laughed.

Drew reminds me of my mom....because like him, she can hardly ever be seen. 
 
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Every now and then I am reminded why I fucking love Giant Bomb. 
 
@AltonBrown: lol

This seems like a perfectly innocuous question, now that Freud has been thoroughly debunked.
 
And assuming the OP is about five years old.

THE

FUCK

I wish Vinny was my dad.

Your threads, why are they so stupid? 

The Luchador deer. 
 
...because my dad, wearing a mask, sticks to my wall and watches me unendingly... 
 
help

Sorry, Duder! but I think your threads are quickly losing their charm D:

Ummm.... I honestly got nothing to say about this....just...bleh.

I'd say Vinny is like my mom, because he's the kind of person I'd want to have sex with all the time.

Ryan's probably like my dad because he seems likely to beat me.

wat the ...
 

but when he's alone with Vinny (my dad) he kind of turns into a mushy love kitten.

I love drugs too.