Who is the best internet troll out there?

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#1  Edited By Jay444111

No, this is not a troll thread people. I am asking a legit question about this.

There are many trolls out there. Many of which suck and or are assholes completely. However, there are a few I will admit to being absolutely being funny and well thought out. I even have examples.

The Team ROOMBA trolling in TF2 is actually pretty innocent enough. Sure putting transporters in front of turrets is mean. But it doesn't affect anyone in a negative way in the slightest. Besides, after the first time of it happening, you would know not to do it again. While also making people do trivia questions to get out of the spawn room is another amazingly well done idea since it actually works well. Sure kinda mean to do that. But it is still pretty damn funny and innocent enough.

Real Trolling shouldn't make anyone feel massively negative over time. It should just be a practical joke at most IMO. Sure most are horrid like the jackass movie stunts. However there are some which are legendary. The Orson Welles war of the worlds broadcast. Which wasn't trolling in the slightest, but it became trolling to people who didn't hear the beginning of the radio drama which in fact caused a pretty massive panic. (can post it on here for some odd reason. so I have a link.)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xs0K4ApWl4g

Now that was a funny one which really wasn't a attempt to scare people, but it could still actually be called one of the greatest troll moves ever anyways.

What is the best troll you have ever seen on the internet or in real life? I really do mean this as a legitimate discussion so please... no flaming. I am asking because I really am curious to see what everyone thinks a troll should be and what they do that makes it funny?

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#2  Edited By Video_Game_King

You do realize that half the answers are going to be "you", right?

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#3  Edited By Karl_Boss

@Video_Game_King said:

You do realize that half the answers are going to be "you", right?

He's not the best though he's the worst.

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#4  Edited By MariachiMacabre

@Video_Game_King said:

You do realize that half the answers are going to be "you", right?

It's funny because I was about to answer with that.

It's you, Jay.

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#5  Edited By Jay444111

I'm no troll, I am just misunderstood! Besides, please answer legitimately with who you think is the BEST troll on the internet or real life.

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#6  Edited By LordXavierBritish

Hitman memorial thread.

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#7  Edited By AngelN7

Ha! ... So trolling still a thing huh internet, that's like so 2007

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#8  Edited By Dagbiker

Jay isn't a troll, but I would say, as much as I hate to say it, Patrick.

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@LordXavierBritish said:

Hitman memorial thread.

PLEASE tell me you have some of the Hitman memes!

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#10  Edited By Vinny_Says

@Jay444111: It's Remi Gaillard everyone knows this. What a dumb question.

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@Everyones_A_Critic said:

@LordXavierBritish said:

Hitman memorial thread.

PLEASE tell me you have some of the Hitman memes!

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#12  Edited By NegativeCero

@LordXavierBritish said:

@Everyones_A_Critic said:

@LordXavierBritish said:

Hitman memorial thread.

PLEASE tell me you have some of the Hitman memes!

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Hitman...?

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#13  Edited By MariachiMacabre

@LordXavierBritish said:

@Everyones_A_Critic said:

@LordXavierBritish said:

Hitman memorial thread.

PLEASE tell me you have some of the Hitman memes!

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HOLY FUCK I FORGOT ABOUT THIS. INCREDIBLE.

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#14  Edited By Jeffsekai

@MariachiMacabre said:

@LordXavierBritish said:

@Everyones_A_Critic said:

@LordXavierBritish said:

Hitman memorial thread.

PLEASE tell me you have some of the Hitman memes!

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HOLY FUCK I FORGOT ABOUT THIS. INCREDIBLE.

lmao

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#15  Edited By jorbear

We need to sign a petition to make all GB usernames "HitmanAgent47" for day.

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#16  Edited By big_jon

I loled

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#17  Edited By mordukai

@LordXavierBritish said:

@Everyones_A_Critic said:

@LordXavierBritish said:

Hitman memorial thread.

PLEASE tell me you have some of the Hitman memes!

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Oh the memories.

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#19  Edited By JasonR86

'Best internet troll' is an oxymoron.

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#20  Edited By PeasantAbuse

Lol, Hitmans myspace friends. I think he died.

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#21  Edited By landon

Hitman wasn't a troll, he was just... really weird.

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Whatever happened to Hitman? I miss his shenanigans.

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#23  Edited By TruthTellah

Machinima's "How to Annoy People in Modern Warfare 2" videos are probably my favorite instances of purposeful trolling, as they are actually quite amusing and happen specifically to people who deserve it.

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#24  Edited By MariachiMacabre

@Soapy86 said:

Whatever happened to Hitman? I miss his shenanigans.

Banned. He now spends his days trying to convince people that MB is a member of the Illuminati for being the one to finally silence that Prince of Weird.

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#25  Edited By MrKlorox
@Landon said:

Hitman wasn't a troll, he was just... really weird.

Yes. Trolls intentionally mess with people. Hitman believed he was actually speaking the truth and enlightening people for their own good. Now since we've established he's not a troll, perhaps folks can save this thread and bring it back on topic instead of disparaging the mentally ill.
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@MrKlorox said:
@Landon said:

Hitman wasn't a troll, he was just... really weird.

Yes. Trolls intentionally mess with people. Hitman believed he was actually speaking the truth and enlightening people for their own good.
That's what made him the best.
 
He was on a whole other level.
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#27  Edited By big_jon

@MrKlorox: Can you give me an example if one of his crazier things?

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#28  Edited By Cloudenvy

@LordXavierBritish said:

@MrKlorox said:
@Landon said:

Hitman wasn't a troll, he was just... really weird.

Yes. Trolls intentionally mess with people. Hitman believed he was actually speaking the truth and enlightening people for their own good.
That's what made him the best. He was on a whole other level.

Hitman was amazing.

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#29  Edited By benson

@Roflwaffles said:

Ryan sat at his desk in the little Sausalito offices. The glow of the monitor illuminated his face as he searched the internet for the latest in sports drink technology. He wasn’t particularly excited at the moment just content to be working at a place with good people and good friends. He yawned gently as he struggled to find anything interesting.

Jeff sat next to him in his Herman Miller Aeron Chair. He thought it was comfortable but was really happy with the clean design. At this moment a sudden pang of hunger struck him. He looked around the room.

“We really need a refrigerator down here, yo!” he said in his half mocking, half revering tone. “I’m like starving, dawg!”

“Do you want to just order some pizza or something?” Ryan asked knowing what the answer would be.

“Nah, man we had pizza yesterday. What about that In & Out Burger? You know they got some tasty burgers.”

“Yeah… but I’m not really in the mood for burgers either.”

“Geez, I’m just starving though!” Jeff blurted.

Ryan stared at Jeff. He didn’t know how to sate his friend’s hunger. They’d have these discussions every day and his friend’s picky eating habits were starting to get on his nerves. He decided that he would have to do something a little more forward in order to get the situation under control.

He took a deep breath and closed his eyes. The dark was soothing and seemingly cooled his warm body. In a calm voice he spoke clearly, “Jeff, if you want something to eat. Eat me.”

“Ha! Dude, no seriously, I’m hungry!” Jeff responded.

With his eyes still closed and breathing slowly Ryan raised his voice slightly, “Jeff I don’t want to hear you talking about food anymore. Just eat me. Just fucking eat me.” He drew a large serrated knife from his desk drawer. The long leather wrapped handle was heavy but the balance of the knife was perfectly centered on its hilt.

“Dude! What are you do…”

Before Jeff could finish Ryan plunged the knife with both hands into his abdomen. The sound was dull and moist. Ryan could hear this sickening thud even before he felt the pain. It shot from the wound towards his back and then into his neck. It was excruciating. Warm blood poured down his shirt and dribbled onto the floor. He struggled with the knife to open the wound.

Jeff was stunned. His eyes were impossibly wide and he was listening to the blood pour out of Ryan’s abdomen.

With the knife firmly in his belly he moved both his hands into a palm upward grasp and started sawing the teeth of the blade into his flesh. It was not a smooth motion. The ragged knife cut and tore his fat and the blood was freely flowing onto his hands and pooling onto the carpet.

As Ryan opened the wound up Jeff watched as the yellowish glistening pieces of fat fell to the floor. The rapid pulling thrusts of the knife in flesh sounded like someone was slowly beating an egg. The smell of exposed fat was like that of a freshly opened jar of mayonnaise. When Ryan had torn through about half a foot of his own body he let go of the knife and left it sticking in the bottom of the open wound.

At this point the odor hit Jeff and he realized that Ryan had been screaming. It was a low bellowing noise interrupted with gurgling gasps and brief cries.

Ryan then grasped the edges of his exposed innards and dug his fingers into the subcutaneous fat. He started to pull himself open. His own flesh was warm and slick so he had to bury his hands deeper to get a better hold.

As Ryan tore frantically tore into his own body Jeff could now see the red ragged fibers of muscle as Ryan’s fingers ripped into them. They twitched in concert with Ryans screams and sickened him.

He had opened a hole in his belly enough to expose his abdominal muscles and the fascia intertwined in them. His fingers couldn’t pierce through this barrier though. He pulled the knife that was already buried above his groin and started to saw through the muscle. Because of the large serrations of the knife he had to tug violently to rip through the fascia.

Jeff watched in silence, not realizing that he had held his breath throughout the entire ordeal. Then an even more horrifying vision befell him. Ryan had stopped making human screaming noises and was now just grunting between frantic knife jabs but through the blood and torn flesh Jeff could clearly see loops of bowel starting protrude out of his friend.

Ryan fell to his knees and the sudden impact caused his intestines to pour through the wound. He hadn’t stopped tearing with the knife and pierced through the walls of his small bowel. The spasms of his intestines caused fluid stool to mix with the blood pouring out of Ryan and it smelled like a freshly butchered deer.

The smell was so strong that Jeff’s stomach cramped and he too fell to the floor in front of his eviscerated friend.

At this Ryan whimpered in weakened, breathless gasps but not stopping his disembowelment, “Fucking eat me, dude. Eat that shit.”

Jeff, dazed with horror, grabbed one of Ryan’s torn bowel loops. It convulsed to his touch and was slippery to hold. As he held Ryan’s intestines he could feel the powerful contractions go from one side of his hand to another. He was shocked at this and almost dropped it. The mix of fecal fluids and blood ran down his arms in pulpy threads.

Ryan stared at Jeff. The only noise coming from Ryan’s mouth now was of an impossibly long and low gutteral exhalation.

Jeff tugged on Ryan’s bowels in order to further free them.

Quoted for truth.

Also, what was the deal with that Hitman guy? I wasn't there to see it.

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#30  Edited By Aegon

I'd seen hitman around here and there. I saw a few of his drawings and there was that whole meme that I guess I kind of missed. Other than that I'm not really sure why people remember him so fondly. Links to things that made hitmanagent47 who he was would be aprreciated.  
 
Oh, anyone else remember the guy who tried to trick people by going under the username "Hitmangen47"?

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#31  Edited By Yanngc33

@NegativeCero said:

@LordXavierBritish said:

@Everyones_A_Critic said:

@LordXavierBritish said:

Hitman memorial thread.

PLEASE tell me you have some of the Hitman memes!

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Hitman...?

The crazy person who thought the internet was out to get him

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#32  Edited By nintendoeats

Yahtzee.

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#33  Edited By DarthOrange

:)

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#34  Edited By Bwast

Being the best troll is like being the best at shitting your pants.

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#35  Edited By gla55jAw

@Yanngc33 said:

@NegativeCero said:

@LordXavierBritish said:

@Everyones_A_Critic said:

@LordXavierBritish said:

Hitman memorial thread.

PLEASE tell me you have some of the Hitman memes!

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Hitman...?

The crazy person who thought the internet was out to get him

THE ILLUMINATI IS WATCHING!

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#36  Edited By Hot_Karl

Spinnernet1

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#37  Edited By ajamafalous

govermentcheese

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#38  Edited By Getz

Video Compiler, by a long stretch.

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#39  Edited By ajamafalous
@gla55jAw said:

@Yanngc33 said:

@NegativeCero said:

@LordXavierBritish said:

@Everyones_A_Critic said:

@LordXavierBritish said:

Hitman memorial thread.

PLEASE tell me you have some of the Hitman memes!

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Hitman...?

The crazy person who thought the internet was out to get him

THE ILLUMINATI IS WATCHING!

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#40  Edited By Seedofpower

@ajamafalous said:

@gla55jAw said:

@Yanngc33 said:

@NegativeCero said:

@LordXavierBritish said:

@Everyones_A_Critic said:

@LordXavierBritish said:

Hitman memorial thread.

PLEASE tell me you have some of the Hitman memes!

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Hitman...?

The crazy person who thought the internet was out to get him

THE ILLUMINATI IS WATCHING!

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HAHAHA

Didn't he leave because someone was fucking with him? I saw a giant post on his page complaining about hackers or something.

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#41  Edited By breadfan
@ajamafalous
govermentcheese
Oh shit. OH SHIT.
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#42  Edited By mazik765

Yup, Hitman. Did he seriously get banned? What did he do that finally got him perma-banned?

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#43  Edited By mike

@mazik765 said:

Yup, Hitman. Did he seriously get banned? What did he do that finally got him perma-banned?

I banned him on the grounds that he was bat shit crazy. It's in the Terms of Use somewhere.

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#44  Edited By toowalrus

@Roflwaffles: ...Christ. I forgot about this. I love our site.

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#45  Edited By Barrock

Yeah Hitman was nuts. Legally. Also I really enjoyed this trolling. No one got hurt, nothing got destroyed.

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#46  Edited By CornishRocker

Best troll? The one under the bridge, duh!

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#47  Edited By VoshiNova

@LordXavierBritish said:

Hitman memorial thread.

I love the internet.

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#48  Edited By Skytylz
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@H2Oyea: This is hitman's last status update.

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#50  Edited By bybeach
@Skytylz
 
I seem to remember that I sort of liked Hitman.. simply was aware of him as a poster, and all I remember is that his last posts seemed to have him on the short end of something or some issue. Really cannot remember about what. It just didn't sound right. But when he posted otherwise I recognized him and thought the guy  was okay. Cirtaintly  was intelligent enough. Guess I missed some side tracking of his, heh. 
 
NO more of that LSD for the Hitman!!!!!