Women Who Super Glued Man's Penis as Revenge Face Trial

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#1  Edited By ZombiePie  Staff

Source: CNN
 
Three women who Super glued a man's penis to his stomach for his infidelity are facing assault charges for their act of revenge. The story goes like this: the man's wife and two of his girlfriends hatched a plot to lure him to a Stockbridge motel on July 30 and confront him after learning that he was having "sexual relations" with all of them. The man's wife first contacted the mistresses to inform them that their male lover was married and had a family with children. The three women then agreed that something had to be done about the man's infidelity and decided to confront him in a motel. 
 
The alleged victim told police that when he arrived, one of his mistresses told him she wanted to "tie him up and give him a rub down." She used bed sheets to tie him to the bed, and blindfolded him with a pillowcase before cutting off his underwear with scissors, according to the complaint. She then texted the other women to let them know "he's tied up." After they arrived, they peppered him with questions like, "which do you love more?" and "who do you want to grow old with?" Then one of the mistresses slapped her lover and asked "can you handle that?" before using Krazy Glue to stick his penis to his stomach. 
 
The man, who has a criminal record in Wisconsin dating back to 1998, is in custody on unrelated charges of child abuse, theft and harassment. As he was in court pressing his assault charges against the three women he was clad in an orange prison uniform with handcuffs.
 
P.S. The title for this article on CNN was and I quote "Women face trail for staged motel tryst ending with glued penis"

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#2  Edited By ahriman22

The link isn't working for some reason.

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#3  Edited By JJOR64

I'm not really sure if I should laugh are say "WTF" about this.  It just puzzles me.

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#4  Edited By Log

The charges should be dismissed this is a load of bullshit. The dude got what he deserved... if they do get sentenced to anything it should be something like " time already served tolerating this douchebag"

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#5  Edited By ZombiePie  Staff
@ahriman22: Fixed
 
@JJOR64: That's exactly how I feel.
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#6  Edited By ahriman22
@Log: Cheating isn't the end of the world.
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#7  Edited By Scooper

That would be painful as hell.

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#8  Edited By TheHT

Harsh, but seems like he's a douchebag.

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#9  Edited By s-a-n-JR

Can you imagine if they had that scenario in Persona 4?...Poor Charlie...
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#10  Edited By Black_Rose

Ouch

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#11  Edited By Lucifer

what happens when nature calls? :/

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#12  Edited By lemon360

someone should superglue their vaginas uncomfortably
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#13  Edited By SteamPunkJin
@Lucifer said:
" what happens when nature calls? :/ "
Handstand!
@Log said:

" The charges should be dismissed this is a load of bullshit. The dude got what he deserved... if they do get sentenced to anything it should be something like " time already served tolerating this douchebag" "

Regardless of what he did, they still broke the law. Whatever someone's reason for breaking a law (save for, say forced at gunpoint) is not an excuse for breaking said law, legally speaking.
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#14  Edited By Smarter_Martyr

Sounds like a sticky situation to be in.

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#15  Edited By Storphrax

As much as this guy sounds like a douche, those women still committed a crime, and should be charged for it, regardless of their reason.

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#16  Edited By Brunchies

WTF is all I can say at this news story and how painful that must have been. 

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#17  Edited By Dynamitekyle

Oh Snap. :|

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#18  Edited By Pie
@SteamPunkJin said:
" @Lucifer said:
" what happens when nature calls? :/ "
Handstand!
@Log said:

" The charges should be dismissed this is a load of bullshit. The dude got what he deserved... if they do get sentenced to anything it should be something like " time already served tolerating this douchebag" "

Regardless of what he did, they still broke the law. Whatever someone's reason for breaking a law (save for, say forced at gunpoint) is not an excuse for breaking said law, legally speaking. "
The problem with today's justice system, people get payed to bend the rules that we enforced.
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#19  Edited By buzz_killington

This guy's a certified douchbag, and a glued penis is not exactly a painful punishment. I guess he just hit his own face whenever he wanted to take a piss...

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#20  Edited By damnboyadvance

They glued his DICK? Whoa, I didn't know that's what they glued.
 
Anyways, they still committed a crime. Douchebag or not, they still "assaulted" him, and deserve some time, regardless of why they did what they did.

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#21  Edited By Kohe321

Weird. Punishment is right in such a case...

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#22  Edited By zombie2011
@Lucifer said:
" what happens when nature calls? :/ "
I guess you have to piss in your bellybutton. 
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#23  Edited By lordofultima

NOBODY super glues a penis and gets away with it, not even the dogs in the AMS.

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#24  Edited By MetalGearSunny

Jesus Christ....just....wow.

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#25  Edited By RichardLOlson

Well I don't think they should have done all that.....I mean yea he cheated and such..but damn..most women who find there man cheating, turn around and have sex with a bunch of guys or some of his friends.  I for one have never had a woman attempt to glue my penis to my stomach, but I've heard it being said from a few women.

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#26  Edited By dancingphlower

That's...I don't know what to say.

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#27  Edited By pause422

Partially want to laugh at this, and partially picturing how terrible it would be. Ugh.

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#28  Edited By emkeighcameron

Man, not worth it, especially for the three chicks involved here. Yeesh.

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#29  Edited By FluxWaveZ

They should pay the price for what they did to the man's penis.

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#30  Edited By Urmean

What.

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#31  Edited By GreggD

Heard about this on the Stern Show the other day. Made me laugh then, and now seeing the whole story, I laughed again. Funny how that works, eh?

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#32  Edited By DanielJW
@Urmean said:
" What. "
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#33  Edited By Metroid545

yeah i heard this story, he was a douche and a horrible man but glueing his penis? he didn't deserved that

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#34  Edited By Hamst3r

It would have been funnier if they super glued his balls over his penis.

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#35  Edited By StaticFalconar

Just because you commit a crime on a criminal doesn't make it right

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#36  Edited By Hector

Hahaha Owned!

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#37  Edited By Jolly_Lolly

You sure you didn't just fall asleep watching American Pie 2?

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#38  Edited By DarkFlow83
@Log said:
" The charges should be dismissed this is a load of bullshit. The dude got what he deserved... if they do get sentenced to anything it should be something like " time already served tolerating this douchebag" "
So lets say you cheated on someone and they then glued your Dick to you.  You would just say "ya i was a douch, it's all good let them go."  Yeah I think not.  Just cause your a Douch does not make it legal.
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#39  Edited By Video_Game_King
@ZombiePie said:
P.S. The title for this article on CNN was and I quote "Women face trail for staged motel tryst ending with glued penis" "
Sounds like your typical low-brow three-way porno :P.
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#40  Edited By LiquidPrince

Oh man....

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#41  Edited By freezerr
@Log said:
" The charges should be dismissed this is a load of bullshit. The dude got what he deserved... if they do get sentenced to anything it should be something like " time already served tolerating this douchebag" "
 
And I guess you support gluing a woman's vagina shut if her husband catches her cheating. Classy.
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#42  Edited By RipTheVeins

why must we pick sides? everyone involved is a terrible person.

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#43  Edited By DarkFlow83
@RipTheVeins said:
" why must we pick sides? everyone involved is a terrible person. "
Because this is the intertubes.
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#44  Edited By Snipzor

I hope he learned his lesson, right. Anybody know what that lesson is? It's right up in the story, anyone? 
Don't take off robot pants.

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#45  Edited By eclipsesis

he should be allowed to glue plungers to her nipples (stops to imagine what that would look like)

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#46  Edited By JackiJinx

I love the internet.

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#47  Edited By VisariLoyalist

they should be burned at the stake, witches!!!!!

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#48  Edited By Branthog

Wait, why should they be punished? This is western civilization, where female genital mutilation is the most horrifying concept on earth but male genital mutilation is the norm.

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#49  Edited By labam89

Nothing wrong with the word tryst.

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#50  Edited By TheBigBeefy

You call it a crime. I call it kinky.