You are stuck on an island infested with dinosaurs and you have to survive for three years

EDIT: You can't mix, and if you do the end boss mutant tyrannosauraus rex colossus will engulf you whole immediately, digesting you while you're still alive, and ultimately turn you into poo.

knife to stab myself

B. Because of the three year supply of pure water, axe to build shelters with and make other weapons, and the fire starter for warmth and to keep the predators away at night.

To me it's the obvious choice, but what do you think?

I want the gun, but I really need that book to know what I am doing.

Axe, Medkit, Survival handbook.

@MrKlorox said:

Axe, Medkit, Survival handbook.

You can't mix;)

C. That survival handbook will be invaluable for anyone who doesn't have military training or who goes hunting often. Plus, it will probably contain tips for how to find fresh water and treat wounds with plants.

K make it into a video game, I'll play it.  
(and it better not be shitty like Tresspasser)

@foggel said:

@MrKlorox said:

Axe, Medkit, Survival handbook.

You can't mix;)

Then I use the axe to gank the men who have A and C sets.

A or B.
 
Probably B, having to hunt for ammo that sounds like is scarce and scattered among ruins would be awful, the gun would end up being a blunt weapon for the most part.
 
Either way, you probably wouldn't survive unless you found a small rock cave near water and a food source that was easily defend-able and were already a hardened bad-ass/survivalist.

B because fresh water is essential. Apart from that I'd choose the other options in a heartbeat.

@MrKlorox said:

@foggel said:

@MrKlorox said:

Axe, Medkit, Survival handbook.

You can't mix;)

Then I use the axe to gank the men who have A and C sets.

You could use the firestarter and use smoke signals to say "LFG"

And then ambush them.

I picked A, but that 3 year supply of water purifying pills sounds enticing. 

@MrKlorox said:

Axe, Medkit, Survival handbook.

You can't mix;)

Ill go with set A because I dont think Ill be able to kill animals with the machete or axe.  Plus velociraptors will be on the island so the gun will be very useful.  Plus, I can discover how to use fire myself and I can boil the water with the fire

B is what I would choose as well.

@believer258 said:

The machete because chances are things will need to be cut. Whether it's limbs or fruit from a tree, vegetables from the ground, an animal trying to attack me, etc.

That's why I chose the axe; plus it has greater range and the head is heavier, meaning more velocity when you swing it.

@believer258 said:

@foggel said:

@MrKlorox said:

Axe, Medkit, Survival handbook.

You can't mix;)

If I've got my choice of things to take with me, then hell yeah I can mix. There's no logical reason for me not to take what I want, and what I want is the survival handbook, the machete, and the medkit. The survival handbook because I don't know jack shit about surviving, The machete because chances are things will need to be cut. Whether it's limbs or fruit from a tree, vegetables from the ground, an animal trying to attack me, etc. The medkit because three years all alone means I'll probably get hurt someday. Also, where the fuck is my soccer ball? EDIT: If I'm going by logic then the logical thing to do would be to find a place to stay and take as much of it as possible as well as all the clothing, especially shoes, that I could handle. If it takes two trips to get it all, then great.

I set up a rule in the original post. SO what's it going to be?

Knowledge IS power so... C

I picked without looking at the picture, so I didn't pick B because I thought you meant Axe body spray...

@Zacagawea said:

I picked without looking at the picture, so I didn't pick B because I thought you meant Axe body spray...

A flamethrower would prove useful though.

Also Axe already repel most living things so consider yourself safe with it.

C. That survival handbook will be invaluable for anyone who doesn't have military training or who goes hunting often. Plus, it will probably contain tips for how to find fresh water and treat wounds with plants.

A, for the rifle mainly I guess.

@BeachThunder said:

Also, I would be a lot more interested in that upcoming open-world game that's set on an island if it involved dinosaurs rather than zombies.

Agreed. A game that dropped you into a large open world filled with dinosaurs, with two or three other buddies/competitors (everyone is randomly placed near the outside edge) each with one of these kits, and you have to survive and work your way to the center to somehow make an escape, would be fucking awesome. In fact isn't that how Stalker was originally supposed to be, minus the dinosaurs?

@BeachThunder said:

Also, I would be a lot more interested in that upcoming open-world game that's set on an island if it involved dinosaurs rather than zombies.

Agreed. A game that dropped you into a large open world filled with dinosaurs, with two or three other buddies/competitors (everyone is randomly placed near the outside edge) each with one of these kits, and you have to survive and work your way to the center to somehow make an escape, would be fucking awesome. In fact isn't that how Stalker was originally supposed to be, minus the dinosaurs?

I would go with the water pills. Although the other two have their ups, all it takes is that one day where you drink bad water...

All I need is my BEAR HANDS! (seewhatIdidthere)

A is way OP, so A. You could probably start a fire with the scope too. Also, if I spent 3 years on dino island and died because of something in the water I would be super pissed.

B, because I'm not a crazy person.

I would try to tame a new-born velociraptor. It's a one in a million shot, but I haven't got much to lose anyway.

C. Without that handbook I'm dead meat.

B is the only answer.  An Axe is the single most useful survival tool there is, and the water purifying pills is just icing on the cake.  Also fire-starter.

Befriend the dinosaurs and become their emperor.
 
Failing that, you can never go far wrong with an axe.

Think I'll go with B.

In this situation , am I a lawyer ?

A. I can survive without fire, and clean water can be found in streams, pools or by rainfall. I don't need rope either, and a book won't stop me from being eaten alive by fucking dinosaurs. You know what would help? A GUN.

I mean, if Jurassic Park taught me anything, it's that dinosaurs will fuck you up.

@Klei: Urine is sterile and totally drinkable, dawg.

Option A. 
 
At least I can kill myself quickly instead of slowly getting chomped by a goddamn Megaraptor.

SAS survival guide all the way
 
A rifle shot and a fire would attract dinosaurs to me, but a rope and machete could help me build a tree house above ground to stay safe.
 
Also, the rope could be used for reigns for my dinosaur mount:P

I don't like making decisions, so fuck you.

(not really)

My crown is more than enough to help me survive.

I should be able to kill any dinosaur I meet by beating them senseless with the handbook.

Axe doesn't need ammo, so I'd use that to split some dino heads. Knives are too short, and machetes can't break through bone. 
 
 Also water is more important than food. That medkit won't be of much use when you're dying of some stomach virus.

D. Dinosaur repellent spray.

I've played allot of fallout my butts is readey.