1) Kratos's vengeance ends now. 
2) Kratos is still pissed 
3) Hades can't keep a hold of Kratos. 
4) People still want to betray Kratos. 
5) Harpie boobs are gross. 
6) Helios wants you to feel the power of the Sun. 
7) Hermes is a pussy. 
8) Zeus won't stand for Kratos's insolence. 
9) Don't fuck with Kratos. 
10) Don't help Kratos because he will still end up killing you.

11) if you make the same game prettier people will buy it

" 11) if you make the same game prettier people will buy it "

11) I didn't do it...but I wish I did!

" 12) I didn't do it...but I wish I did! "

" @GetEveryone:  I don't really think the other 11 counts.  Besides the fact that it seems pretty trollish, it's not really in the spirit of these kinds of threads. "

not one of these again...

15) Even if you are killing all the gods Aphrodite will still have sex with you.

 17) I actually learned how to pronounce Hephaestus.

18) Suicide is some form of forgiveness...?

19)  Hades doesn't actually have blue hair. 
20)  Kicking puppies gives you health.

21) You can count on Poseidon's girl to hold that gate open for you.. with no trouble at all. ;D

22) Pissed of mortals > Gods

I knew there was going to be another one of these annoying 100 things topic.

23) Athena is Fontaine

24. Despite single-handedly taking down Zeus, Poseidon and various other Gods, doors still prove to be a worthy foe for Kratos.

25) Who needs innovation?

26.Kratos doesn't mind committing incest

" 18) Suicide is some form of forgiveness...? "

" 26.Kratos doesn't mind committing incest "

" @popmasterruler said:

" 26.Kratos doesn't mind committing incest "

What? "

" @LiquidPrince said:

" @popmasterruler said:

" 26.Kratos doesn't mind committing incest "

What? "

  In God Of War III Kratos fucks Aphrodite and since Zeus is his father all of the gods are related to Kratos...including Aphrodite. "

" @popmasterruler said:

" @LiquidPrince said:

" @popmasterruler said:

" 26.Kratos doesn't mind committing incest "

What? "

  In God Of War III Kratos fucks Aphrodite and since Zeus is his father all of the gods are related to Kratos...including Aphrodite. "

Except for the fact that Aphrodite was born when Cronos ripped off his fathers balls and threw them into the ocean. Aphrodite was born from the foamy balls of Uranus, and thus wasn't technically related to any of the gods directly. "

" @popmasterruler:  Nah, but even if it was incest, back then everyone fucked each other. Gods were incest crazy. "

" @LiquidPrince said:

" @popmasterruler said:

" @LiquidPrince said:

" @popmasterruler said:

" 26.Kratos doesn't mind committing incest "

What? "

  In God Of War III Kratos fucks Aphrodite and since Zeus is his father all of the gods are related to Kratos...including Aphrodite. "

Except for the fact that Aphrodite was born when Cronos ripped off his fathers balls and threw them into the ocean. Aphrodite was born from the foamy balls of Uranus, and thus wasn't technically related to any of the gods directly. "

Kronos is Zeus's father, which makes him Kratos' grandfather.  If Aphrodite is Uranus's daughter, then she's Kronos's half sister.  Which means Kratos is fucking his great-half-aunt?    Long story short, Uranus fathered the Titans with his Mother Gaia, including Kronos, which means that Kratos and Aphrodite are related.  But considering I just stated a much freakier case of incest in that last sentence...Kratos screwing Aphrodite is hardly out of the ordinary for Greek Myth. "
 
 
Good point,I'll just rescind my contribution to this list then.

" @LiquidPrince said:

" @popmasterruler said:

" @LiquidPrince said:

" @popmasterruler said:

" 26.Kratos doesn't mind committing incest "

What? "

  In God Of War III Kratos fucks Aphrodite and since Zeus is his father all of the gods are related to Kratos...including Aphrodite. "

Except for the fact that Aphrodite was born when Cronos ripped off his fathers balls and threw them into the ocean. Aphrodite was born from the foamy balls of Uranus, and thus wasn't technically related to any of the gods directly. "

Kronos is Zeus's father, which makes him Kratos' grandfather.  If Aphrodite is Uranus's daughter, then she's Kronos's half sister.  Which means Kratos is fucking his great-half-aunt?    Long story short, Uranus fathered the Titans with his Mother Gaia, including Kronos, which means that Kratos and Aphrodite are related.  But considering I just stated a much freakier case of incest in that last sentence...Kratos screwing Aphrodite is hardly out of the ordinary for Greek Myth (edit:  As you noted in your next post). "

" @Juvenfly said:

" @LiquidPrince said:

" @popmasterruler said:

" @LiquidPrince said:

" @popmasterruler said:

" 26.Kratos doesn't mind committing incest "

What? "

  In God Of War III Kratos fucks Aphrodite and since Zeus is his father all of the gods are related to Kratos...including Aphrodite. "

Except for the fact that Aphrodite was born when Cronos ripped off his fathers balls and threw them into the ocean. Aphrodite was born from the foamy balls of Uranus, and thus wasn't technically related to any of the gods directly. "

Kronos is Zeus's father, which makes him Kratos' grandfather.  If Aphrodite is Uranus's daughter, then she's Kronos's half sister.  Which means Kratos is fucking his great-half-aunt?    Long story short, Uranus fathered the Titans with his Mother Gaia, including Kronos, which means that Kratos and Aphrodite are related.  But considering I just stated a much freakier case of incest in that last sentence...Kratos screwing Aphrodite is hardly out of the ordinary for Greek Myth (edit:  As you noted in your next post). "

Yup, true indeed. But Aphrodite wasn't even technically born, more so like... spawned... "

29) It doesn't matter how many times you save Kratos from death; he's still going to kill you.

30) Kratos is beyond counseling repair.  

31) If Kratos wanted to watch a Die Hard movie he would seek Die Hard: with a Vengence

32) Hercules is a momma's boy

33)satyrs suck, they really really suck.

" 33)satyrs suck, they really really suck. "

35) If you're an angry cock make sure to constantly surround yourself with things to kill because if you spend like 5 minutes alone you'll bitch out and kill yourself.

36) Even when youve spent the entire time killing gods, for some reason youre still going to spend most of your time searching for the power to kill a god.....

37.) Never EVER swallow Kratos.

38) If a game looks to good to be true, it probably is.