If you ask Halo fans what their favorite movies are, they’ll either say some shallow and shitty Hollywood action movie or fratboy comedy, usually from Michael Bay, Roland Emmerich, or Adam Sandler. Ask what their favorite books are, they’ll say the godawful Halo novels but nothing else. Most do not watch or read deep and artistic movies or books that deal with themes that explore human nature, politics, religion, technology and life in general. They don’t even watch satirical comedies with smart humor. I bet… no, screw that, I know for a fact that most Halo fans do not watch movies from gifted filmmakers such as; The Coen Brothers, Gus Van Sant, Steven Soderbergh, John Ford, Orsen Welles, Quentin Taratino, Martin Scorsese, Philip Kauffman, Paul Greengrass, Terry Gilliam, Michael Brooks,  Stanley Kubrick or Francis Ford Coppola. They have never read any truly great literature works from books or graphic novels, such as; Jimmy Corrigan: The Smartest Kid on Earth, Maus, Watchmen (Or anything from Alan Moore), Flowers for Algernon, The Moon is a Harsh Mistress, Ender’s Game, Snowbound, In Cold Blood, The Good Earth, Atlas Shrugged, etc. etc.

It’s true, I asked many Halo fans, and you’ll see that everything I’ve said is true. Halo is just like the Michael Bay of video games.... No, let me rephrase that: Halo is the Twilight of video games.

Obvious troll is obvious (and bad at it)

i loved halo 3 and my favourite film is eternal sunshine of the spotless mind lol. i might add that my favourite book is house of leaves.

Just large, sweeping generalizations. Like you brushed your sleeve over your keyboard and said: "There. Done."
 
EDIT: And somehow Steven Soderbergh makes it onto the same list as Kubrick and Ford. ?

 Halo is just like the Michael Bay of video games

I was just flipping through The Watchmen and remembered what a great graphic novel that was, funny I should stumble into a topic referencing it just minutes after putting it down. 
Just goes to show that coincidences happen all the time.
Also: 
 .elpoep fo sdnik tsrow eht era sllorT

The stupidity in this thread is almost overwhelming. 

Wow, you really narrowed it down.

"Halo would be closer to being the Twilight of video games. Also, i've said this to people before, but i'm gonna say it again here: The next time someone mentions Twilight around me, they're going to die. "

" @Shirogane said:

"Halo would be closer to being the Twilight of video games. Also, i've said this to people before, but i'm gonna say it again here: The next time someone mentions Twilight around me, they're going to die. "

World of WarCraft is close, but not quite. WOW at least has some charm and personality, Halo does not, it's not immerssive in the slightest. Then again, WOW and Halo are simple games that take no skill for conservatives. "

" @Shirogane: I don't know about that. You actually need a brain to complete all the content in that game. Halo on the other hand, all you do is press the right trigger, and melee if someone is close. "

" @Feanor said:

" @Shirogane: I don't know about that. You actually need a brain to complete all the content in that game. Halo on the other hand, all you do is press the right trigger, and melee if someone is close. "

Exactly, both games don't require much skill, but Halo is the worse of the two.   Team Fortress 2 > Halo 3 (Anyone who disagrees with that, is an idiot) "

I think your lists need a little work before you can be taken seriously as a troll. To truly get across your intellectual superiority, I think you would be better served adding a few more esoteric names. Everyone's heard of Quentin Tarentino, Stanley Kubrick, Martin Scorsese, Orson Welles, even if they've never watched any of their movies. You need to add some obsure names. May I suggest  Jean-Luc Godard,  Francois Truffaut and Sergei Eisenstein. Those should really get those Halo plebs scratching their heads, right?
 
 And your choice of literature is even worse. I mean really, where's  Joyce,  Dostoyevsky, Nabokov, Proust, Faulkner? And if you're going to include Ender's Game and Watchmen, you may as well add Snow Crash. Come on, those three are the trifecta of Nerd's greatest books. It seems to me you're not taking this trolling business serious at all.

I'm a halo fan, and my favourite book is da vinci code ad my favourite movie is the nutty professor so you're wrong.

"

If you ask Halo fans what their favorite movies are, they’ll either say some shallow and shitty Hollywood action movie or fratboy comedy, usually from Michael Bay, Roland Emmerich, or Adam Sandler. Ask what their favorite books are, they’ll say the godawful Halo novels but nothing else. Most do not watch or read deep and artistic movies or books that deal with themes that explore human nature, politics, religion, technology and life in general. They don’t even watch satirical comedies with smart humor. I bet… no, screw that, I know for a fact that most Halo fans do not watch movies from gifted filmmakers such as; The Coen Brothers, Gus Van Sant, Steven Soderbergh, John Ford, Orsen Welles, Quentin Taratino, Martin Scorsese, Philip Kauffman, Paul Greengrass, Terry Gilliam, Michael Brooks,  Stanley Kubrick or Francis Ford Coppola. They have never read any truly great literature works from books or graphic novels, such as; Jimmy Corrigan: The Smartest Kid on Earth, Maus, Watchmen (Or anything from Alan Moore), Flowers for Algernon, The Moon is a Harsh Mistress, Ender’s Game, Snowbound, In Cold Blood, The Good Earth, Atlas Shrugged, etc. etc.

It’s true, I asked many Halo fans, and you’ll see that everything I’ve said is true. Halo is just like the Michael Bay of video games.... No, let me rephrase that: Halo is the Twilight of video games.

"

I hope to god this is trolling.

" @CynicalOptimist said:

" @Shirogane said:

"Halo would be closer to being the Twilight of video games. Also, i've said this to people before, but i'm gonna say it again here: The next time someone mentions Twilight around me, they're going to die. "

World of WarCraft is close, but not quite. WOW at least has some charm and personality, Halo does not, it's not immerssive in the slightest. Then again, WOW and Halo are simple games that take no skill for conservatives. "

Haha,you and hitman should get a room. "

" I'm a halo fan, and my favourite book is da vinci code ad my favourite movie is the nutty professor so you're wrong. "

" I think your lists need a little work before you can be taken seriously as a troll. To truly get across your intellectual superiority, I think you would be better served adding a few more esoteric names. Everyone's heard of Quentin Tarentino, Stanley Kubrick, Martin Scorsese, Orson Welles, even if they've never watched any of their movies. You need to add some obsure names. May I suggest  Jean-Luc Godard,  Francois Truffaut and Sergei Eisenstein. Those should really get those Halo plebs scratching their heads, right?   And your choice of literature is even worse. I mean really, where's  Joyce,  Dostoyevsky, Nabokov, Proust, Faulkner? And if you're going to include Ender's Game and Watchmen, you may as well add Snow Crash. Come on, those three are the trifecta of Nerd's greatest books. It seems to me you're not taking this trolling business serious at all. "

" @Dipstick said:

" @CynicalOptimist said:

" @Shirogane said:

"Halo would be closer to being the Twilight of video games. Also, i've said this to people before, but i'm gonna say it again here: The next time someone mentions Twilight around me, they're going to die. "

World of WarCraft is close, but not quite. WOW at least has some charm and personality, Halo does not, it's not immerssive in the slightest. Then again, WOW and Halo are simple games that take no skill for conservatives. "

Haha,you and hitman should get a room. "

Can you claify what exactly did you mean by that? I mean wow is the only game the mac can play well. "

" I think your lists need a little work before you can be taken seriously as a troll. To truly get across your intellectual superiority, I think you would be better served adding a few more esoteric names. Everyone's heard of Quentin Tarentino, Stanley Kubrick, Martin Scorsese, Orson Welles, even if they've never watched any of their movies. You need to add some obsure names. May I suggest  Jean-Luc Godard,  Francois Truffaut and Sergei Eisenstein. Those should really get those Halo plebs scratching their heads, right?   And your choice of literature is even worse. I mean really, where's  Joyce,  Dostoyevsky, Nabokov, Proust, Faulkner? And if you're going to include Ender's Game and Watchmen, you may as well add Snow Crash. Come on, those three are the trifecta of Nerd's greatest books. It seems to me you're not taking this trolling business serious at all. "

Did the I hate Halo boat come back?  I thought that was lost at sea with no attempt to salvage or rescue.  I guess the TC didnt miss the boat after all.  

" I think your lists need a little work before you can be taken seriously as a troll. To truly get across your intellectual superiority, I think you would be better served adding a few more esoteric names. Everyone's heard of Quentin Tarentino, Stanley Kubrick, Martin Scorsese, Orson Welles, even if they've never watched any of their movies. You need to add some obsure names. May I suggest  Jean-Luc Godard,  Francois Truffaut and Sergei Eisenstein. Those should really get those Halo plebs scratching their heads, right?   And your choice of literature is even worse. I mean really, where's  Joyce,  Dostoyevsky, Nabokov, Proust, Faulkner? And if you're going to include Ender's Game and Watchmen, you may as well add Snow Crash. Come on, those three are the trifecta of Nerd's greatest books. It seems to me you're not taking this trolling business serious at all. "

" @Dipstick: I'm not a troll, everything I say is what I belive in and my points are always well researched. Sorry you were so offended over my mac comments, I know the truth hurts. I can't edit my last post, it didn't work using windows internet explorer when I quote ppl.  I'm don't play halo games, i'm not sure if that's true or not about halo players, maybe alot of them are casual gamers. "

" @Dipstick: I'm not a troll, everything I say is what I belive in and my points are always well researched. Sorry you were so offended over my mac comments, I know the truth hurts. I can't edit my last post, it didn't work using windows internet explorer when I quote ppl.  I'm don't play halo games, i'm not sure if that's true or not about halo players, maybe alot of them are casual gamers. "

" @PirateChris said:

" I think your lists need a little work before you can be taken seriously as a troll. To truly get across your intellectual superiority, I think you would be better served adding a few more esoteric names. Everyone's heard of Quentin Tarentino, Stanley Kubrick, Martin Scorsese, Orson Welles, even if they've never watched any of their movies. You need to add some obsure names. May I suggest  Jean-Luc Godard,  Francois Truffaut and Sergei Eisenstein. Those should really get those Halo plebs scratching their heads, right?   And your choice of literature is even worse. I mean really, where's  Joyce,  Dostoyevsky, Nabokov, Proust, Faulkner? And if you're going to include Ender's Game and Watchmen, you may as well add Snow Crash. Come on, those three are the trifecta of Nerd's greatest books. It seems to me you're not taking this trolling business serious at all. "

Disappointed am I to see no mention of one Akira Kurosawa or one Haruki Murakami. "

You are either trolling or just an idiot.
 
Either way, I'm locking this thread.