Crisp lettuce is absolutely crucial on a good burger, completely underrated.

You risk the condiment slide though, holy fucking shit do you ever risk the condiment slide.

STAY AWAY FROM THE CRISP D: D: D:

"Crisp lettuce is absolutely crucial on a good burger, completely underrated.

You risk the condiment slide though, holy fucking shit do you ever risk the condiment slide."

The risk is not worth the reward, friends.

It absolutely is, good lettuce more important than the tomato. That shit just gets a little frisky.

Crisp lettuce is more of a status symbol than anything else. When you see someone munching on their burger a la crispy lettuce, you think, "Holy shit, what a bad ass."

I agree with Jeff; the risk of bodily harm eliminates any appeal that crispy lettuce would have for me. Then again, I always have lived on the cautious side of life.

"The risk is not worth the reward, friends.
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I prefer small pieces of lettuce spread around. I have these weird teeth that basically make me pull out the entire piece of lettuce, crisp or not, out of the bun.

Overall, not worth the risk.

When you play with fire, you're gonna get burnt.

Not worth it I'm afraid.

crisp lettuce is good but there is a thing as TOO crisp

"It absolutely is, good lettuce more important than the tomato. That shit just gets a little frisky."

Lettuce Rocks but if you have a juicy burger it can make an interesting mess on your wrist and plate.

"crisp lettuce is good but there is a thing as TOO crisp"

"it can make an interesting mess on your wrist and plate.
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Crisp lettuce is indeed crucial, you need the crunch, otherwise the burger is simply trapped within its potential.

"It absolutely is, good lettuce more important than the tomato. That shit just gets a little frisky."

 it is worth the risk my friends becase nothing is better than a burger with good lettuce

"otherwise the burger is simply trapped within its potential."

Its a huge risk game.

"The risk is not worth the reward, friends.
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dude, my hand was covered in condiment yesterday thanks to the slide.

I was not a happy camper, to say the least.

Crisp Lettuce has ruined many a pair of pants at family cook outs. I mean, no matter how cool you are, a big fat spot of katsup on your crotch will instantly demote you to "Kids Table" status.

My perfect burger:

• Home-made burger patties.
• Ketchup & Mustard
• Cheese
• Crisp, Green Lettuce
• Slice of tomato
• and a fresh bun to top it off
  

"Crisp Lettuce has ruined many a pair of pants at family cook outs. I mean, no matter how cool you are, a big fat spot of katsup on your crotch will instantly demote you to "Kids Table" status.
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