Ladies and Gents, 
 
in response to Meptron's awesome, awesome post, I have decided to propose a competition for Giant Bomb's "Burger"of the year 2010. 
  
Rules: 

• From henceforth, "Burger" may be taken to mean any audacious meal you cook or otherwise prepare by hand  for the sheer joy of pigging out on it afterwards. It could be an outrageous Pizza, Hoagie/Hero/Roll, Sandwich, Nacho-based concoction, Noodlefest, whatever.
• These entries must show imagination and effort. A giant bag of Lays or a huge bowl of M&Ms is not a valid entry. ...let's say, there must be at least five ingredients.

• A proper, tasty burger or snack must be bad for you. These burgers must be reasonably considered to be extremely unhealthy. 
• These burgers must be original works, you may of course, include any ingredients you like.
• You must cook it yourself or at least be present when the burger is being cooked, prepared or eaten.
• Take a photo and post it in this thread. Any further medical proof (certs, photos or written submissions from your doctor) of any post-burger trauma will lend weight to your entry's consideration for Burger of the Year.
• Winner will be decided by the Giant Bomb user base, using a poll or shouts in a forum, whichever is most appropriate.

Here's a few to get people into the mood: 

Only 3 of those are burgers, and one of them looks like a larvae-filled pie. That said, I'll take a picture the next time I make a burger.

I feel a little ill now.
 
:(
 
Will post a pic once I find one though.

I nominate the Jumbo Breakfast Roll!
 

Breakfast rolls, yes, yes. 
 
Breakfast rolls keep this nation moving, so to speak. I didn't stick them on the list because only we Paddys would get the reference. 
 
The world doesn't know what it's missing.

I'm very much a novice at cooking and grilling, so I'll leave it to the pros at 5 Guys Burgers and Fries. Probably my favorite place in the entire world right now.

They all look damn disgusting.

The only way to enjoy a full Irish breakfast without using a knife and fork. Great for curing a hangover.

" Only 3 of those are burgers, and one of them looks like a larvae-filled pie. That said, I'll take a picture the next time I make a burger. "

" From henceforth, "Burger" may be taken to mean any audacious meal you cook or otherwise prepare by hand  for the sheer joy of pigging out on it afterwards. It could be an outrageous Pizza, Hoagie/Hero/Roll, Sandwich, Nacho-based concoction, Noodlefest, whatever."

" I nominate the Jumbo Breakfast Roll!
 

Note: I don't have one on me so I can't take a picture yet. Not my pictures! "

I nominate the Tom Sellick's Mustache from Lunchbox Laboratory in the Ballard neighborhood of Seattle, WA. It's a $15 burger real humans can eat, and it's delicious.

so much potential in this thread...

Well i'm vegetarian, so do vegetarian burgers count?

I love those pics ... well except of that thing that looks like a larva pie ...
 
More please!