May God have mercy on her soul

If it were physically possible Paula Dean would fucking pick herself up by both ends and spin herself around on a gigantic stick of butter like corn on the cob.

I thought the concept of McGriddles was bad.  Sweet Jesus, woman.  All she needs to do now is fry up some potato wedges, stuff them with cheese and maple syrup, and then wash it all down with a six-pack.  She may die, but she'll die a legend.

Paula Dean's southern accent is so hot.

"Paula Dean's southern accent is so hot."

I'd dip it in batter and deep-fry that thing... and then watch my heart shoot out of my chest as it gasps for air.

It would actually be reasonable if the donuts weren't glazed.

 Sweet Jesus, woman.

LMFAO

om nom nom nom

Notice how she licks her finger before handing the burger to the other woman? Kinda gross. Paula is also rather creepy in the video, especially with her "Oh yes I do!". This video makes the donut burger seem a bit less amazing to me.