Mission Accomplished Giant Bomb!

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Posted by ZombiePie (6981 posts) -

As many of you may have remember anime has been making great progress in its invasion of Giant Bomb. So much so that a Naruto character was able to topple the hamburger object page from the top search result for the letter "h" in the Giant Bomb search engine. So when you typed the letter "h" into the search this is what you were greeted to...hideous I know:
 

 And Those were dark Days Indeed....
 And Those were dark Days Indeed....


There was much mourning when this happened and a remedy was vowed to organized as soon as possible. I don't know how it happened, but I'm very happy to present the Giant Bomb community with this image:

 Ding Dong the Witch is Gone!
 Ding Dong the Witch is Gone!
And there was no anime in sight to challenge the superiority of the hamburger object page. This is indeed an accomplishment Giant Bomb. This of course means that I am going to have to update my alphabet list but that is a small price to pay to restoring the sanctity of hamburgers. Good luck and have Batman Giant Bomb...have as much Batman as you want.

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#1 Posted by ZombiePie (6981 posts) -

As many of you may have remember anime has been making great progress in its invasion of Giant Bomb. So much so that a Naruto character was able to topple the hamburger object page from the top search result for the letter "h" in the Giant Bomb search engine. So when you typed the letter "h" into the search this is what you were greeted to...hideous I know:
 

 And Those were dark Days Indeed....
 And Those were dark Days Indeed....


There was much mourning when this happened and a remedy was vowed to organized as soon as possible. I don't know how it happened, but I'm very happy to present the Giant Bomb community with this image:

 Ding Dong the Witch is Gone!
 Ding Dong the Witch is Gone!
And there was no anime in sight to challenge the superiority of the hamburger object page. This is indeed an accomplishment Giant Bomb. This of course means that I am going to have to update my alphabet list but that is a small price to pay to restoring the sanctity of hamburgers. Good luck and have Batman Giant Bomb...have as much Batman as you want.

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#2 Posted by TaliciaDragonsong (8734 posts) -

Fuck, now I'm hungry.
 
Thanks.

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#3 Posted by danimal_furry (1490 posts) -

That's silly. Everyone knows Hot Dog should be first.

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#4 Posted by BenPack (3307 posts) -

I'm happy and all but this is a little too suspicious. The former #1 "H" now doesn't evenshow up if you type "Har?" 
Shenanigans, but I'm not complaining.

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#5 Posted by WickedCestus (3781 posts) -

The next step is to get Batman to come up when you search "B". 

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#6 Posted by FCKSNAP (2338 posts) -

infamous? What alias for infamous starts with "h"? 
 
Whatever let's cheer on dear old Hamburger anyway!

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#7 Edited by Skald (4440 posts) -

Uh, OK. I like burgers.

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#8 Posted by butano (1998 posts) -

Anime is for jerks.

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#9 Posted by I_smell (4219 posts) -
ANIME IS FOR JERKS! LONG LIVE HAMBURGERS!!! 
@danimal_furry said:

" That's silly. Everyone knows Hot Dog should be first. "

Hot Dog should be the first result under D.
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#10 Posted by MarkWahlberg (4714 posts) -

I like how there's not actually an 'H' in inFamous or Dead Space: Extraction.  
 
As goes the anime, so goes our understanding of the english language.

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#11 Posted by Animasta (14905 posts) -

That anime IS for jerks so hooray for hamburgers!
even if I don't like em

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#12 Edited by IBurningStar (2275 posts) -
@I_smell said:

" ANIME IS FOR JERKS! LONG LIVE HAMBURGERS!!! 

@danimal_furry

said:

" That's silly. Everyone knows Hot Dog should be first. "

Hot Dog should be the first result under D. "
Don't you mean durger? Durger should be the first result under D. Why the site continues to link you to hot dogs when you search "durger" is beyond me. Everyone knows durger is the superior name!
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#13 Posted by eroticfishcake (7857 posts) -
@MarkWahlberg: @Snapstacle: inFAMOUS has an alias under the name of "True Hero" whilst Dead Space has "Dead Space HD" (which came with the PS3 version of Dead Space 2) which probably explains why it pops up there.
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#14 Posted by recroulette (5453 posts) -

I find it weird that the old number one completely bottomed out...but whatever I guess. 
 
HinFamous? lol, 

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#15 Posted by GunslingerPanda (5202 posts) -

Get over yourselves. WAHHH I DON'T LIKE ANIME BUT I SEE IT IN THIS SCENARIO THAT NEVER HAPPENS.

Do you know how pathetic you sound?

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#16 Posted by BeachThunder (14712 posts) -

Wait, how does the search tool work anyway? It always seems to list strange, inappropriate things before it lists the page I'm actually looking for.

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#17 Posted by ch13696 (4760 posts) -

WTF? Why is hamburgers so fuckin popular? Especially as popular as Starcraft. Or infamous. Or even Halo 3 for that matter. I don't know, but I'm calling shenanigans.

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#18 Posted by Video_Game_King (36564 posts) -

Keep in mind that I told you about that. Go back and check your wall. I DEMAND CREDIT, FOR I AM THE KING :P!!!

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#19 Posted by Hailinel (25787 posts) -
@Butano said:
" Anime is for jerks. "

 It's not fucking funny anymore.
 It's not fucking funny anymore.
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#20 Posted by LordXavierBritish (6651 posts) -

lol at people not getting it.

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#21 Posted by BraveToaster (12636 posts) -
@Hailinel: That picture is perfect for the caption
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#22 Posted by Nixtwix (47 posts) -
@IBurningStar: Do the skit!
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#23 Posted by dvdhaus (373 posts) -

I like the fact that 9 Hours, 9 Persons, 9 Doors is fourth on that list.  Great game

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#24 Posted by Enigma777 (6285 posts) -

Time to start searching for Sakura. The burger shall be overthrown!!!!

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#25 Posted by AhmadMetallic (19301 posts) -
@Hailinel said:
" @Butano said:
" Anime is for jerks. "

 It's not fucking funny anymore.
 It's not fucking funny anymore.
"
what is that creature .. ? 
it looks like a human, but then again.. 
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#26 Posted by Zimbo (872 posts) -

" @Hailinel said:

" @Butano said:

" Anime is for jerks. "

  It's not fucking funny anymore.
 It's not fucking funny anymore.
"

  
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#27 Posted by gill (144 posts) -
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#28 Posted by Agent47 (1931 posts) -
@Hailinel: Sorry brah but that classic will always be funny, and congrats GB!Hamburgerz Fur dis WINZ!
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#29 Posted by Undeadpool (6114 posts) -

Long live the deliciousness!

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#30 Posted by pwnasaurus (1298 posts) -
@Hailinel: you just look like a jerk posting that.
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#31 Posted by ThatFrood (3471 posts) -

YES! EXCELLENT.
Now to get it back on the popular boards list!

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#32 Posted by Gabriel (4136 posts) -

Thank God.

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#33 Posted by Enigma777 (6285 posts) -
@Ahmad_Metallic said:
what is that creature .. ? it looks like a human, but then again..  "
It's called a girl. You may not be familiar with them, but they are known to make sandwiches and nag. Mostly nag.
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#34 Posted by McGhee (6128 posts) -

     YOU CANNOT DEFEAT US. FOR WE ARE LEGION. 
     YOU CANNOT DEFEAT US. FOR WE ARE LEGION. 
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#35 Posted by keyhunter (3208 posts) -
@Hailinel said:
" @Butano said:
" Anime is for jerks. "

 It's not fucking funny anymore.
 It's not fucking funny anymore.
"
Says jerks!
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#36 Posted by Sweep (10211 posts) -
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#37 Posted by ArbitraryWater (14875 posts) -

The natural order has been restored. No longer will the obligatory female character from a shonen anime clutter up our search bars. Besides, if you wanted creepy voyueristic fan art of female anime characters (making the assumption that that is what people are searching for), isn't there another Whiskey Media site for that?

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#38 Posted by I_smell (4219 posts) -

"Anime is for jerks" isn't even anything to do with Jeff.
 
It's about anime being for jerks.

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#39 Edited by Neonie (438 posts) -
@I_smell said:

"  It's about anime being for jerks. "


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#40 Posted by Mikemcn (8261 posts) -
@Hailinel: I find it to be hilarious. 
 
but when Starcraft II: Heart of The swarm comes out, theres no way Hamburger can hold the line, im sorry. 
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#41 Posted by animateria (3335 posts) -
@I_smell said:
" "Anime is for jerks" isn't even anything to do with Jeff.  It's about anime being for jerks. "
Pretty much. 
 
I'm a total jerk. 
 
I watch anime.   
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#42 Posted by MonetaryDread (2796 posts) -

I don't get it? Why is hamburger more important than a character from a videogame?

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#43 Posted by Gamer_152 (14513 posts) -

I knew we could do it guys, great work.

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#44 Posted by Azteck (7416 posts) -

I am proud of you, gentlemen.

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#45 Posted by Turambar (8025 posts) -

I don't get it but, ok?

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#46 Edited by vager (1677 posts) -

Does this finally concluded that Hamburgers are indeed sandwiches? 
 
For people who don't get it: 
The first thread on Giant Bomb was a debate about hamburgers being sandwiches. 
The hamburger forum was one of the most popular boards in GB for a really long time and it became the first Giant Bomb Meme.

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#47 Posted by Little_Socrates (5844 posts) -

Huzzah!

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#48 Posted by JJWeatherman (14962 posts) -

Thank effing god. Anime is for JERKS! 
 
I kid... kinda.

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#49 Posted by Afroman269 (7440 posts) -

I can finally sleep easy.

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