I mean seriously, did the devs just go "oh, we should appeal to 12-year-olds, but this game doesn't have enough nuns dressed in latex"?

@whore_of_babylon: I think a more appropriate question would be "Why are there nun assassins in the first place?"

Not this again..

It's the games way of questioning your sexuality. If you question the s&m nuns, then you may be gay. Think about it.

because that game is not interested in decorum or tact from what I know.

Because its Caricature humor. Like most of Hitman games have been and a lot of Black comedy. It isn't nothing new for Hitman.

And many other examples since Hitman: Codename 47.

I always found them overly exaggerated comments on society.