It's coming! Get Hype!

Here's the official vid of the last event, PAXAMANIA 2015

First promo for PAX RUMBLE 2015 comes from Pat Baer!

Run GFB must be taken down. Their reign, their dominance, has gone on too long. Alex, your time has come, pay the piper and lose like a man.

It's time for the Wolf Among Us to prowl.

I think this is the one where RUN GFB takes a hit. At least, that's what I tell myself.

Can't wait for that camera to pan down and reveal that @patbaer is wearing a RUN GFB shirt.

That being said I hoping for some surprises this time. They have watched enough Lucha Underground to know how to set up an event.

PAXW needs a good underdog story - and before you ask, no, Dirty Dan Ryckert getting shoved down the fan's throats isn't it. The dude can talk, but his in-ring ability leaves a lot to be desired. I was pretty excited when Alex Rubens moved up from PXT but literally the first thing he does in PAXW is pledge allegiance to Run GFB? It doesn't make him look like a strong competitor, it makes him look like a lackey. Whoever's writing this stuff needs to get their shit together.

And don't get me started on the Indie Love Coalition. They've got a stable of charismatic people who can perform in the ring and yet they do nothing with them! Instead every big event ends with #LOLNAVARROWINS, it's baffling! They should defer to me on all further writing choices!

Greg Miller really needs to stop obsessing over t-shirt sales and notice what the real fans like me want to see. Stuff like this only makes me turn away from PAXW and to New Japan PAX Wrestling.

@triplestan: I'm really looking forward to seeing what they do with Austin and Danny. For whatever reason, I feel like the ILC is good but it wouldn't play well for them to actually take down RUN DMC. We gotta have some kinda new blood upstart.

They already played the nWo card, so it's all down hill from here.

I expect COLLUSION.

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I think in general, Dr. Tracksuit's hype game is way up there if not the best.

@fobwashed: Well it's not like the bookings can get worse than they did at PAX East when a total jobber like D-Leazy got one over on Alexa Ray Corriea, am I right???

(For real I'm super excited for it this year, last year it was the surprise highlight of the whole convention)

Will Underdraker appear out of nowhere and kick Dan Ryckert in the balls? I sure hope so....

(Any news on Patrick "Bong Boy" Scooooooooppppppppsssss being at the rumble?)

The Trin Train is back and that's all that matters. CHOO CHOO MOTHERFUCKERS

Not really expecting much from The Notorious D.O.D.

@forteexe21: Patrick tweeted out picture this morning about it being too early to fly, and a lot of games press are already arriving in or making their way out to Seattle today so there's a chance that he might be a surprise entry.

Or he's flying somewhere else.

O'Dwyer wins the promos thus far:

THE WOLF FINDS ALL OF THIS YOUTUBE BLUSTER AMUSING BUT JESUS CHRIST IS THIS REALLY THE BEST TALENT WE CAN SCRAPE TOGETHER TO CHALLENGE FOR MY TITLE? I'D CALL THIS SOME TNA LEVEL SHIT BUT I DON'T THINK THEY'D EVEN WASTE AIRTIME ON HALF THESE CLOWNS. HELL, I MIGHT AS WELL SHOW UP DEAD ASS DRUNK AND ACTUALLY ENJOY MYSELF FOR ONCE.

I'D SAY GOOD LUCK TO WHICHEVER ONE OF YOU LOSERS SURVIVES THE RUMBLE, BUT IT DOESN'T EVEN MATTER. WHOEVER WINS IS GONNA RUN SMACK DAB INTO THE GREATEST (VIDEO GAME) WRESTLER IN HISTORY. WITH GFB BACKING ME UP, Y'ALL MIGHT AS WELL JUST GO WATCH THE CATAN WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP QUALIFIERS AND SAVE YOURSELF THE EMBARRASSMENT.

Looks like The Wolf has fallen on hard times. Forced to sell his video equipment to make ends meet.
Then again I suppose the services of RUN GFB aren't cheap.

@alex: I like how you're hiding on the GB forums, where you know the majority of the other (video game) wrestlers won't find you, instead of confronting them in a promo. It's OK to be scared man, I'd be scared if I knew Kalman was coming for me too.

Tim Turi's was by far the best one of these I've seen. It was actually pretty funny.

@planetfunksquad:

Don't count out Alex Navarro. We all know he likes to stay in shape.

@hassun: He looks different in work out clothes. I never knew he was so... flexible.

Alex is a forward-thinker, an innovator, a disruptive force in PAX Wrestling. He just introduced the idea of the text-promo-hidden-in-a-GB-Forum-thread. I'd love to see more of those.

WHAT DO I NEED TO CUT A PROMO FOR? I'M THE CHAMP. I DON'T CARE WHO WINS. THEY'RE JUST GOING TO GET KNOCKED THE FUCK OUT IN UNDER FIVE MINUTES LIKE EVERYONE ELSE.

I love this time of year!

@planetfunksquad: Being Irish I can confirm that his promo is the most authentic representation of our culture when it comes to insulting people. It doesn't even seem like he practiced this, it seems like he probably just drank a few tins of dutchy and rolled the camera and let his true persona take over.

@dannyodwyer fair play bud

"Dan Ryckert? I remember that feller. He can't even eat mayonnaise without having flashbacks to when he was in the fucking church choir."

Fuck me. That was hilarious. NOTORIOUS D.O.D.! I forsake my American ways for your Irish insulting skills!

I have just one thing to say here. I'm gonna throw everybody over the top rope- if I can manage to get over this horrible cold first...

@samanthazero: You're still the peoples champion Sam, even if you are full of germs and stuff.

Run GFB and the Wolf will never be unseated!

@samanthazero: Pre-PAX pox?! This has to be a clever ruse! Make the competition think you're weak and then strike when they least expect it.

Dr. Tracksuit has some, uh, words for his competitors.

I was possibly the most Irish thing I've seen ever.

Danny channeling Conor McGregor, I like it.

"You suck on the Giantbombcast compared to Vinny" DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN.

@pkjr92: Man, Tracksuit is losing it. I hope Jeff can calm him down before the rumble or shit will get messy...

Fuck dude, these are some amazing promos.

These are amazing.

This is better than Christmastime. PAX Wrestling is my new favorite times of the year.

Soon to be Dr.Vidya games in entering the rumble to bring "fairness" to the rumble.

A new challenger appears in Austin Walker! Pretty amazing promo for a 1st timer. It's too bad he won't last long in the ring with the likes of Samantha.

I'm loving every bit about the Rumble, including the fact that more and more people are making their fun promo videos and getting into character! :D

By the time of the rumble, Samantha will have developed immunity to the past pox while all these other losers will be falling of the stage one by one.

#TEAMGFB #ANDSTILL

Seriously though The Wolf is gonna wreck whoever wins this thing, it's like the only thing he is good at in life.

YOOOOO, Austin went hard on that promo. When first timers like him and Notorious D.O.D make promos like that it makes @alex look even more like a scared little punk for not making one.

EDIT: Fucking lost it at Bars von Trier, goddamn @austin_walker

I lost my shit when Dr Tracksuit took his glasses off

I am so excited to see that Austin is participating this year. I hope he goes far.

I was all "ha ha that glasses is all tilted that's funny HOLY SHIT" when he took off his set of glasses.