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    Game » consists of 2 releases. Released 1993

    An adult-oriented full-motion video adventure game. The game is notable for receiving strong negative reception due to its low production values, and bizarre plot.

    Holy Crap! (this game is bad)

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    #1  Edited By 71Ranchero
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    #2  Edited By eclipsesis

    at one point i thought i was going to be a excuse just to have porn on a console, but by the looks of it, it can't even do that right. 

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    #3  Edited By Snipzor

    Gameheroes did a full commentary of this "game". Personally I prefer the company of Handsome Tom than James Rolfe. Sorry.

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    #4  Edited By jeffgoldblum

    I love the angry video game nerd, but gametrailes.com is so hard to navigate.

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    #5  Edited By 71Ranchero
    @Snipzor said:
    " Gameheroes did a full commentary of this "game". Personally I prefer the company of Handsome Tom than James Rolfe. Sorry. "
    Why are you saying sorry? Do you think you hurt my feelings? :P
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    #6  Edited By Snipzor
    @Atramentous said:
    " @Snipzor said:
    " Gameheroes did a full commentary of this "game". Personally I prefer the company of Handsome Tom than James Rolfe. Sorry. "
    Why are you saying sorry? Do you think you hurt my feelings? :P
    "
    Force of habit, I'm Canadian. We say that all the time.
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    #7  Edited By CapcomOverdose

    This is worse than E.T

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    #8  Edited By 71Ranchero

    Didnt think I would live to see the day that I thought there was a worse game then ET but I agree 100%.

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    #9  Edited By yetiantics

    I am speechless as to how awful this....thing...is.

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    #10  Edited By Diamond

    I couldn't even stand watching the video.  First time I've quit because the game was so bad.  It was like a 'game' made by high school students on Windows 3.1 with 14k baud modems.

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    #11  Edited By StarFoxA

    Wooooow. That was absolutely terrible. Like, why does that even qualify as a game. Like, most flash games are better than that.

    I am shocked.

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    #12  Edited By apathylad

    I gotta say that a couple of the 3DO games James Rolfe mentioned looked pretty interesting, like the Mark Hamill one.

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    #13  Edited By 71Ranchero
    @Apathylad said:
    " I gotta say that a couple of the 3DO games James Rolfe mentioned looked pretty interesting, like the Mark Hamill one. "
    I still want to play a couple of the old FMV games. Ive managed to nock Double Switch and Corpse Killer off my list so far(also Farenheight but I dont count it becouse I couldent play it long enough to even get past the first disc). I still need to try Supreme Warrior and Lodestar and I think I will be all set with this garbage.
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    #14  Edited By KEITH1437

    That game looked atrocious.

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    #15  Edited By JJOR64

    Holy fuck, I think my brain melted from seeing that piece of shit.  I think I would rather watch Barney and masturbate then play this crap.

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    #16  Edited By JackiJinx

    ...wow. It's a bad DVD menu.

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    #17  Edited By 71Ranchero

    Nobody has come in to say its under rated, must be a first for "this game is so bad" thread.

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    Wow, thats a fucking horrible looking.....thing? how the fuck did this get released....

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    #19  Edited By bigx14

    Can this even be considered game?

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    #20  Edited By 71Ranchero

    Its listed on this site so it must be.

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    #21  Edited By HeliumSpoon

    This pile of crap is as much a game as Canada is a planet.

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    #22  Edited By lakeport_abe
    @Atramentous said:
    " @Apathylad said:
    " I gotta say that a couple of the 3DO games James Rolfe mentioned looked pretty interesting, like the Mark Hamill one. "
    I still want to play a couple of the old FMV games. Ive managed to nock Double Switch and Corpse Killer off my list so far(also Farenheight but I dont count it becouse I couldent play it long enough to even get past the first disc). I still need to try Supreme Warrior and Lodestar and I think I will be all set with this garbage.
    "
    If you're looking for GOOD FMV games, you should try Gabriel Knight 2: The Beast Within. By far the best FMV game ever made. Im not sure how easy it is to find, but any modern computer would be able to run it.
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    #23  Edited By cdfishman

    in stores now.

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    #24  Edited By Absurd

    I fucking Lol'd so hard.

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    #25  Edited By Pepsiman

    Man, you know something? I thought I knew what a bad game was; after all, I played way more Action 52 and Cheetahmen II for this site than what could ever be considered justifiable or rational. Hell, I've taken screenshots for Barney's Hide and Seek Game, the Genesis game that damn near plays itself if you leave the controller alone. I have a long and masochistic history when it comes to what are typically considered to be bad games. But this? Damn, it takes a hell of a lot to put those others to shame, but that beast does it in spades. I don't have to play it to even know that it genuinely is the bottom of the barrel. We can curse the existence of games like Superman 64 all we want, but at least most of those actually have something resembling gameplay. Just... ow. My mind is really straining to comprehend how this actually came out and I cannot help but wonder who the hell would actually stock it when it was new.

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    #26  Edited By tekmojo

    I love AVG, hilarious stuff, the whole entire team behind the project must of been on serious drugs.

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    #27  Edited By Scooper

    "TAKE YOUR DAMN CLOTHS OFF!!"

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    #28  Edited By TwoOneFive

    this guys videos are great, he has so much fucking gaming stuff its insane. and he's pretty damn funny too. 

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    #29  Edited By JonathanMoore

    Yep... that looks horrible.

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    #30  Edited By CoolDrMoney

    This has to be the most bizarre game I've ever seen. It's actually rather endearing.

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    #31  Edited By Driadon
    @Apathylad said:
    " I gotta say that a couple of the 3DO games James Rolfe mentioned looked pretty interesting, like the Mark Hamill one. "
    The Wing Commander series is a classic, be SURE to check it out.

    and dear GOD was that bad. So bad that AVG couldn't even do a proper joke about it after everything was said and done.
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    #32  Edited By Otacon

    Obviously a really cheap 'game' going for the soft porn angle.

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    #33  Edited By ez123

    LMAO at that slideshow "game", they left an outtake in so whoever made this shit knew it was going to be one huge joke.

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    #34  Edited By Metroid545

    excuse me but what the fuck

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    #35  Edited By CL60

    lol

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    #36  Edited By John_Bender

    Didn't relies a "game" could be so awful. That was the worst shit I've ever seen. Great video.

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    #37  Edited By ArbitraryWater

    This "game" makes all the other gimmicky FMV games look like quality products in comparison. This is perhaps one of the worst titles I have ever seen the AVGN review ever.

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    #38  Edited By regularassmilk

    haha, I watched this earlier.

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    #39  Edited By bekern

    WHY DID THEY LEAVE IN THE OUTAKE?! It was not even funny. AT ALL. Argg I feel like my head is going to explode.
    And I love how they are so proud at the fact their game makes no sense that they advertise so on the box. "get it?"

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    #40  Edited By Psyx2

    I actually own a 3DO. It wasn't not bad at all, in fact it was great if you were lucky enough to own one, but wow... that game is horrible.

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    #41  Edited By shaun832

    Watched this yesterday. Horrible game... Not even a game really.

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    #42  Edited By OutOfBounds9000

    TAKE YOUR DAMN CLOTHES OFF.

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