Abomination

A passion to this extent for such a trivial legume is not healthy.

The original Super Mario Bros. 2 was a piece of shit. Nintendo did us a favor by giving us Doki Doki Panic.

That's the only way I like my bunnies.

People tend to not enjoy the company of an abomination, but I can only hope you can end your discriminatory ways and accept me into your presence. I even like video games, just like you, albeit I'm ugly and loathsome.