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" @Claude said:

" @Asteroth:  I am so sorry. I hope you don't wake up to find 100 PMs in your inbox. "

Luckily I'm still up, so there's no surprise anything going into any boxes! "

Claude is an old man. You're talking to an old man. How do you feel about this? "

I feel properly creepy.
 
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" @Claude: Yeah, I can't wait till this guy discovers how naked the cartoon pussy is on here. It's balls of naked. "

Balls of naked you say?  I want to go to there. "

You're in your number one source on the web!  Don't believe me? Just Google "Naked Cartoon Pussy" and be sure to leave that in quotations. "

That's an ominously specific search.  However, I accept your challenge good sir.  I think we all know that we wouldn't be involved in this conversation if any of us had any sense. "

Monkey butters! "

.... Monkey butters?  Can't say I'm familiar with that term. "

Wow. Really? It's not hard. Monkey + butter churn. "

Doesn't the monkey fight quite a bit?  I also imagine it would be fairly messy.  Do you put herbs in it?  I bet all the bone would go really well with tarragon. "

Of course they fight. But the payoff. Oh the pay off.  I don't know about the tarragon though. It's kind of comes out tasting like banana and poop. Does tarragon go well with poop? "

If the poop taste is that strong you definitely want to add in some really strong spices to counteract it.  I'd suggest garlic, tarragon and basil.  Add in some mango, tomato, and onion and you'll have a nice monkey butter chutney to put on some grilled Tilapia.  That sounds pretty good. "

Giant Bomb is also your number one source for Naked Cartoon Recipes, apparently. "

Giant Bomb! Expanding you in ways you never wanted. "

I believe you mean "touching you in ways you never wanted." "

No, I think "expanding" is a must more subtly nasty verb than "touching." "

Well, I mean, yeah. We like to spread our fingers. "

Don't forget toes!  And mouths. "

Can I stick my fingers in your mouth? "

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" @Claude said:

" @Asteroth:  I am so sorry. I hope you don't wake up to find 100 PMs in your inbox. "

Luckily I'm still up, so there's no surprise anything going into any boxes! "

Claude is an old man. You're talking to an old man. How do you feel about this? "

I feel properly creepy.
 
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" @Claude: Yeah, I can't wait till this guy discovers how naked the cartoon pussy is on here. It's balls of naked. "

Balls of naked you say?  I want to go to there. "

You're in your number one source on the web!  Don't believe me? Just Google "Naked Cartoon Pussy" and be sure to leave that in quotations. "

That's an ominously specific search.  However, I accept your challenge good sir.  I think we all know that we wouldn't be involved in this conversation if any of us had any sense. "

Monkey butters! "

.... Monkey butters?  Can't say I'm familiar with that term. "

Wow. Really? It's not hard. Monkey + butter churn. "

Doesn't the monkey fight quite a bit?  I also imagine it would be fairly messy.  Do you put herbs in it?  I bet all the bone would go really well with tarragon. "

Of course they fight. But the payoff. Oh the pay off.  I don't know about the tarragon though. It's kind of comes out tasting like banana and poop. Does tarragon go well with poop? "

If the poop taste is that strong you definitely want to add in some really strong spices to counteract it.  I'd suggest garlic, tarragon and basil.  Add in some mango, tomato, and onion and you'll have a nice monkey butter chutney to put on some grilled Tilapia.  That sounds pretty good. "

Giant Bomb is also your number one source for Naked Cartoon Recipes, apparently. "

Giant Bomb! Expanding you in ways you never wanted. "

I believe you mean "touching you in ways you never wanted." "

No, I think "expanding" is a must more subtly nasty verb than "touching." "

Well, I mean, yeah. We like to spread our fingers. "

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" @Claude said:

" @Asteroth:  I am so sorry. I hope you don't wake up to find 100 PMs in your inbox. "

Luckily I'm still up, so there's no surprise anything going into any boxes! "

Claude is an old man. You're talking to an old man. How do you feel about this? "

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@Ragdrazi said:

" @Claude: Yeah, I can't wait till this guy discovers how naked the cartoon pussy is on here. It's balls of naked. "

Balls of naked you say?  I want to go to there. "

You're in your number one source on the web!  Don't believe me? Just Google "Naked Cartoon Pussy" and be sure to leave that in quotations. "

That's an ominously specific search.  However, I accept your challenge good sir.  I think we all know that we wouldn't be involved in this conversation if any of us had any sense. "

Monkey butters! "

.... Monkey butters?  Can't say I'm familiar with that term. "

Wow. Really? It's not hard. Monkey + butter churn. "

Doesn't the monkey fight quite a bit?  I also imagine it would be fairly messy.  Do you put herbs in it?  I bet all the bone would go really well with tarragon. "

Of course they fight. But the payoff. Oh the pay off.  I don't know about the tarragon though. It's kind of comes out tasting like banana and poop. Does tarragon go well with poop? "

If the poop taste is that strong you definitely want to add in some really strong spices to counteract it.  I'd suggest garlic, tarragon and basil.  Add in some mango, tomato, and onion and you'll have a nice monkey butter chutney to put on some grilled Tilapia.  That sounds pretty good. "

Giant Bomb is also your number one source for Naked Cartoon Recipes, apparently. "

Giant Bomb! Expanding you in ways you never wanted. "

I believe you mean "touching you in ways you never wanted." "

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@Ragdrazi said:

" @Claude: Yeah, I can't wait till this guy discovers how naked the cartoon pussy is on here. It's balls of naked. "

Balls of naked you say?  I want to go to there. "

You're in your number one source on the web!  Don't believe me? Just Google "Naked Cartoon Pussy" and be sure to leave that in quotations. "

That's an ominously specific search.  However, I accept your challenge good sir.  I think we all know that we wouldn't be involved in this conversation if any of us had any sense. "

Monkey butters! "

.... Monkey butters?  Can't say I'm familiar with that term. "

Wow. Really? It's not hard. Monkey + butter churn. "

Doesn't the monkey fight quite a bit?  I also imagine it would be fairly messy.  Do you put herbs in it?  I bet all the bone would go really well with tarragon. "

Of course they fight. But the payoff. Oh the pay off.  I don't know about the tarragon though. It's kind of comes out tasting like banana and poop. Does tarragon go well with poop? "

If the poop taste is that strong you definitely want to add in some really strong spices to counteract it.  I'd suggest garlic, tarragon and basil.  Add in some mango, tomato, and onion and you'll have a nice monkey butter chutney to put on some grilled Tilapia.  That sounds pretty good. "

Giant Bomb is also your number one source for Naked Cartoon Recipes, apparently. "

I hope you're happy with this pyramid, let it not be a house of cards. "

Who could be unhappy with such a huge monument to their success in life?  Or maybe that should be fail. "

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@Ragdrazi said:

" @Claude: Yeah, I can't wait till this guy discovers how naked the cartoon pussy is on here. It's balls of naked. "

Balls of naked you say?  I want to go to there. "

You're in your number one source on the web!  Don't believe me? Just Google "Naked Cartoon Pussy" and be sure to leave that in quotations. "

That's an ominously specific search.  However, I accept your challenge good sir.  I think we all know that we wouldn't be involved in this conversation if any of us had any sense. "

Monkey butters! "

.... Monkey butters?  Can't say I'm familiar with that term. "

Wow. Really? It's not hard. Monkey + butter churn. "

Doesn't the monkey fight quite a bit?  I also imagine it would be fairly messy.  Do you put herbs in it?  I bet all the bone would go really well with tarragon. "

Of course they fight. But the payoff. Oh the pay off.  I don't know about the tarragon though. It's kind of comes out tasting like banana and poop. Does tarragon go well with poop? "

If the poop taste is that strong you definitely want to add in some really strong spices to counteract it.  I'd suggest garlic, tarragon and basil.  Add in some mango, tomato, and onion and you'll have a nice monkey butter chutney to put on some grilled Tilapia.  That sounds pretty good. "

Giant Bomb is also your number one source for Naked Cartoon Recipes, apparently. "

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@Ragdrazi said:

" @Claude: Yeah, I can't wait till this guy discovers how naked the cartoon pussy is on here. It's balls of naked. "

Balls of naked you say?  I want to go to there. "

You're in your number one source on the web!  Don't believe me? Just Google "Naked Cartoon Pussy" and be sure to leave that in quotations. "

That's an ominously specific search.  However, I accept your challenge good sir.  I think we all know that we wouldn't be involved in this conversation if any of us had any sense. "

Monkey butters! "

.... Monkey butters?  Can't say I'm familiar with that term. "

Wow. Really? It's not hard. Monkey + butter churn. "

Doesn't the monkey fight quite a bit?  I also imagine it would be fairly messy.  Do you put herbs in it?  I bet all the bone would go really well with tarragon. "

Of course they fight. But the payoff. Oh the pay off.  I don't know about the tarragon though. It's kind of comes out tasting like banana and poop. Does tarragon go well with poop? "

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" @Claude: Yeah, I can't wait till this guy discovers how naked the cartoon pussy is on here. It's balls of naked. "

Balls of naked you say?  I want to go to there. "

You're in your number one source on the web!  Don't believe me? Just Google "Naked Cartoon Pussy" and be sure to leave that in quotations. "

That's an ominously specific search.  However, I accept your challenge good sir.  I think we all know that we wouldn't be involved in this conversation if any of us had any sense. "

Monkey butters! "

.... Monkey butters?  Can't say I'm familiar with that term. "

Wow. Really? It's not hard. Monkey + butter churn. "

I looked around a little and didn't see one but I figured since it's so close to Halloween a community this big has to have some good stories about crazy things they've seen and/or heard.  Does anyone have any they would like to share?

" @Asteroth

@NekuSakurba I like you, but I don't LIKE like you.  We should be good friends!

Well okay then! Oh and if any mods try to talk to you, call for an adult. Okay? "

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" @Claude: Yeah, I can't wait till this guy discovers how naked the cartoon pussy is on here. It's balls of naked. "

Balls of naked you say?  I want to go to there. "

You're in your number one source on the web!  Don't believe me? Just Google "Naked Cartoon Pussy" and be sure to leave that in quotations. "

That's an ominously specific search.  However, I accept your challenge good sir.  I think we all know that we wouldn't be involved in this conversation if any of us had any sense. "

Monkey butters! "