Very, very, very few games make me mad. I can't think of any game that makes me more mad than FFXV. The setup for this game is brilliant, but at every goddamn turn, they somehow find a way to squander each and every opportunity presented by the story. It fucking sucks.
Hell, an hour or two into the game they already ruin that brilliant setup by having your kingdom come under seige at the beginning of your super happy funtime buddy roadtrip. The game just brushes that aside too because "there's nothing you can do about it right now, Noctis!" so you just gotta bro out with your bros. Why the flying fuck does it happen so soon? How are you supposed to realistically have fun with that shit hanging over your head? And as if that wasn't stupid enough, you find shortly after that your fiance is believed to be in danger...yet there's no real urgency to get to her either because you gotta fuckin bro out some more.
Speaking of which, at a certain point it becomes very clear the writer thinks Lunafreya is more important than she is. She's legit in the story for maybe 10 minutes up to that point. Noctis hardly even talks about her. Then the thing happens - she dies if you didn't already know - and I'm sitting there like "why should I give a shit?" The game had done next to nothing to flesh out her relationship with Noctis or even just her as a character and suddenly, out of nowhere, it's asking the player to care way more than anyone ever should.
And that's just the tip of the iceberg. Again, at every possible turn, they somehow find a way to drop the ball in regards to the story and it's baffling that a corporation would shit this game out, a mainline game in their flagship franchise, in such a state.
Say what you will about any mainline Final Fantasy to come before, but at least those all generally shipped with "complete" stories. I think the story in XIII sucks too, but I genuinely still consider it to be exponentially better than whatever the fuck they did with XV.
Goddammit.
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