This is why:

The beast does not wear a crown of eleven horns. He wears a crown of five because the bear slept with the pig and trees blew to the east. Thus, we end up with the demon of five horns. If the bear was to eat the pig and the trees were to blow to the west then we would have the demon with eleven horns. The fact that Facebook was greedy and dug too deeply is irrelevant to the creation of the demon. Now if you were to say that Facebook was climbing to the troposphere and was greedily consuming the epifauna then we would have a problem. If you were to tell me that the moon looked like a pickle and the stars were shrouded in darkness then I would also believe that Facebook was greedy and dug too deeply. Only when the windowman washes the windows and the doorknob turns to the left will the demon be no more.

What are your thoughts? Do you believe that users who clutter the forum with misinformation over the beast should be fed to Jeff and Vinny? Does anyone really care about Lady Gaga and the Illuminati anymore?

What do you guys think about this:

The Russians decided to send a space probe on an interplanetary mission. Unfortunately instead of looking for martians on the planet "Phobos" it may be heading back to Earth (As in crashing back to earth)

The probe had LIFE (Living Interplanetary Life Experiment) on it. Which was a bunch of small organisms that can tolerate the atmosphere in space. They will be lost too when the probe crash lands.

Here are the links: http://life.time.mk/read/1688da7142/68417371ff/index.html - Discovery News.

Here be another link: http://life.time.mk/read/1688da7142/58c96b6ed2/index.html - BBC.

Do you think we should expand into space? Should we continue sending monkeys into space? Do you think sending these monkeys into space is animal cruelty? Do we even still send monkeys into space?