This is why:

The beast does not wear a crown of eleven horns. He wears a crown of five because the bear slept with the pig and trees blew to the east. Thus, we end up with the demon of five horns. If the bear was to eat the pig and the trees were to blow to the west then we would have the demon with eleven horns. The fact that Facebook was greedy and dug too deeply is irrelevant to the creation of the demon. Now if you were to say that Facebook was climbing to the troposphere and was greedily consuming the epifauna then we would have a problem. If you were to tell me that the moon looked like a pickle and the stars were shrouded in darkness then I would also believe that Facebook was greedy and dug too deeply. Only when the windowman washes the windows and the doorknob turns to the left will the demon be no more.

What are your thoughts? Do you believe that users who clutter the forum with misinformation over the beast should be fed to Jeff and Vinny? Does anyone really care about Lady Gaga and the Illuminati anymore?

What do you guys think about this:

The Russians decided to send a space probe on an interplanetary mission. Unfortunately instead of looking for martians on the planet "Phobos" it may be heading back to Earth (As in crashing back to earth)

The probe had LIFE (Living Interplanetary Life Experiment) on it. Which was a bunch of small organisms that can tolerate the atmosphere in space. They will be lost too when the probe crash lands.

Here are the links: http://life.time.mk/read/1688da7142/68417371ff/index.html - Discovery News.

Here be another link: http://life.time.mk/read/1688da7142/58c96b6ed2/index.html - BBC.

Do you think we should expand into space? Should we continue sending monkeys into space? Do you think sending these monkeys into space is animal cruelty? Do we even still send monkeys into space?

Forgot to add that I don't think sending small organisms(Like Bacteria) into space is inhumane. I don't know how I feel about the monkeys and other animals. Here are some questions:

If you could save someone's life by pushing an overweight man in front of the train would you?

If there were 5 humans on a train track and you had the power to save them or the last Gorilla on the planet which would you save?

What is this I don't even...

I am pretty sure we don't send monkeys into space anymore.

Welp.

That Gorilla might be a super genius! We need him alive!

Too much thinking!!

@Animasta said:

I am pretty sure we don't send monkeys into space anymore.

Yeah, I think you're right. Iran sent two turtles, a mouse, and some worms though!

@BlinkyTM said:

@Animasta said:

I am pretty sure we don't send monkeys into space anymore.

Yeah, I think you're right. Iran sent two turtles, a mouse, and some worms though!

Well, it is Iran :P

Hitman would straighten all you confused fucks out.

I miss Hitman...

The answer is 42 
I approve of this message: Lady Gaga and Facebook are distractions to the real threat of Lizard men hiding among us.

@CornBREDX said:

The answer is 42 I approve of this message: Lady Gaga and Facebook are distractions to the real threat of Lizard men hiding among us.

The real question is...are they hiding amongst us or are they hiding in us?

@Afroman269 said:

Hitman would straighten all you confused fucks out.

I miss Hitman...

Me too. Is he still mouthing off MB on Steam chat?

@deathstriker666:

HitmanAgent47 posted on December 02, 2011 @ 11:57am

Ps3 has no textures, ps2 textures, N64 polygons for most exclusives and a ton of bloom. Having said that, MB sucks, I hate it.

HitmanAgent47 posted on November 06, 2011 @ 11:08am

MB is that shitty mod who only looks out for his interest. Everytime they put the data on how much a mod helps mod wiki points, MB is always in last place. He's too busy being corrupt with his corrupt tough guy behavior and giving himself a trillion wiki points instead. Maybe he should work at wallstreet, giving himself a bonus and ripping everyone else off with corruption, ruining the quality of the site.

Ya MB, quit giving yourself wiki points.

Lady Gaga's with the Illuminati? I already have the perfect man on the case:

@BlinkyTM: Holy shit, just reading the title made my brain hurt.

"Monkeys" should not be capitalized in the second sentence of the last paragraph. That's where you lost me.

@CornBREDX said:

The answer is 42

Don't you mean 47?

@Moonshadow101 said:

"Monkeys" should not be capitalized in the second sentence of the last paragraph. That's where you lost me.

Missed that, my bad.

@BlinkyTM said:

@Moonshadow101 said:

"Monkeys" should not be capitalized in the second sentence of the last paragraph. That's where you lost me.

Missed that, my bad.

Grammar Nazis, they get Lost when grammar is not to their Liking.

@Afroman269 said:

@deathstriker666:

HitmanAgent47 posted on December 02, 2011 @ 11:57am

Ps3 has no textures, ps2 textures, N64 polygons for most exclusives and a ton of bloom. Having said that, MB sucks, I hate it.

HitmanAgent47 posted on November 06, 2011 @ 11:08am

MB is that shitty mod who only looks out for his interest. Everytime they put the data on how much a mod helps mod wiki points, MB is always in last place. He's too busy being corrupt with his corrupt tough guy behavior and giving himself a trillion wiki points instead. Maybe he should work at wallstreet, giving himself a bonus and ripping everyone else off with corruption, ruining the quality of the site.

Ya MB, quit giving yourself wiki points.

Hahaha, he's still posting comments!

@Still_I_Cry said:

@BlinkyTM said:

@Moonshadow101 said:

"Monkeys" should not be capitalized in the second sentence of the last paragraph. That's where you lost me.

Missed that, my bad.

Grammar Nazis, they get Lost when grammar is not to their Liking.

There* liking.

@Pinworm45 said:

@Still_I_Cry said:

@BlinkyTM said:

@Moonshadow101 said:

"Monkeys" should not be capitalized in the second sentence of the last paragraph. That's where you lost me.

Missed that, my bad.

Grammar Nazis, they get Lost when grammar is not to their Liking.

There* liking.

Crap! They caught me :P

@Still_I_Cry said:

@Pinworm45 said:

@Still_I_Cry said:

@BlinkyTM said:

@Moonshadow101 said:

"Monkeys" should not be capitalized in the second sentence of the last paragraph. That's where you lost me.

Missed that, my bad.

Grammar Nazis, they get Lost when grammar is not to their Liking.

There* liking.

Crap! They caught me :P

Crap! They caught me. :P

@Still_I_Cry said:

@Pinworm45 said:

@Still_I_Cry said:

@BlinkyTM said:

@Moonshadow101 said:

"Monkeys" should not be capitalized in the second sentence of the last paragraph. That's where you lost me.

Missed that, my bad.

Grammar Nazis, they get Lost when grammar is not to their Liking.

There* liking.

Crap! They caught me :P

Wouldn't it be "their" though? He's the Anti-Grammar Nazi!

@ninjakiller said:

@Still_I_Cry said:

@Pinworm45 said:

@Still_I_Cry said:

@BlinkyTM said:

@Moonshadow101 said:

"Monkeys" should not be capitalized in the second sentence of the last paragraph. That's where you lost me.

Missed that, my bad.

Grammar Nazis, they get Lost when grammar is not to their Liking.

There* liking.

Crap! They caught me :P

Crap! They caught me. :P

Agian,!

Great. Can we now talk about Jay-Z' advocacy for Illuminati?

I am so confused right now.

Also:

@Afroman269 said:

Hitman would straighten all you confused fucks out.

I miss Hitman...

I second this

@Axxol said:

What does a broken Russian space probe have to do with a group that doesn't exist?

I viewed it as an artistic representation of how nothing represents everything and that we are confused by this notion due to the fact that nothing can never truly be everything :D

@Axxol said:

What does a broken Russian space probe have to do with a group that doesn't exist?

Separate. I forgot to make a dividing line.

@Ravenlight said:

What is this I don't even...

This thought comes to mind.

@Axxol said:

@BlinkyTM said:

@Axxol said:

What does a broken Russian space probe have to do with a group that doesn't exist?

Separate. I forgot to make a dividing line.

Okay, now you seem less crazy. You mentioned that you disagree with a thread, but you didn't link it.

Edit: Then again, you could have simply added your thoughts to the other thread instead of creating a new one.

I couldn't find it. Went to post in it and got a 404 error, then it disappeared.

Now, I know the Illuminati had a hand in that.

@Axxol said:

@BlinkyTM said:

@Axxol said:

@BlinkyTM said:

@Axxol said:

What does a broken Russian space probe have to do with a group that doesn't exist?

Separate. I forgot to make a dividing line.

Okay, now you seem less crazy. You mentioned that you disagree with a thread, but you didn't link it.

Edit: Then again, you could have simply added your thoughts to the other thread instead of creating a new one.

I couldn't find it. Went to post in it and got a 404 error, then it disappeared.

Now, I know the Illuminati had a hand in that.

The mods are in on it.

The mods are it.

I was really sad when the original thread died and no further explanations of it could be had. This is a suitable replacement.

@CornBREDX said:

@GreggD: no

Not a fan of him, I take it?

Uh... If you wanna get into space exploration and whether or not we should be delving into it, I'm totally down to get into that.

On that note, yes, we should be gearing our society for space exploration. A lot of domestic issues unique to our planet could be solved through a "space bubble", an entirely possible venture that's practically stonewalled by NASA, despite how its been basically dismantled.

@Animasta said:

I am pretty sure we don't send monkeys into space anymore.

Wait, aren't all Russian men just monkeys?

Does this count as trolling?

I'm gonna be the first to come out and say this.... Wtf are we talking about again? I read the whole post and I still don't know...

I am 12 and what is this?

Reading this tread made my head spin more than when i was trying to make sense of the Da Vinci Code. :p

@baconbits33 said:

I'm gonna be the first to come out and say this.... Wtf are we talking about again? I read the whole post and I still don't know...

Space, monkeys, and space exploration.

@CornBREDX: Dude, I know that 42 is a Hitch Hiker's thing. But the joke, she is ruined.

@Afroman269 said:

Hitman would straighten all you confused fucks out.

I miss Hitman...

Indeed. A moment of slcnce for the dyslexic, misunderstood genius.