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#1  Edited By Captainlunchbox
@RecSpec said:
" "Check Cable" screen from Dr. Robotnik's Mean Bean Machine from Game Gear.  Thinking back on it, I'm not sure if it was even real or just a nightmare, but that thing used to scare the hell out of me. So much that I stopped playing it. "
That is a good one.
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#2  Edited By Captainlunchbox

So I'm talking a non-horror game here. Everyone who's playing the Resident Evils, Dead Spaces, and Fatal Frames knows that something is out to get them. You are constantly on edge and the games listed previously do their best to build that tension constantly. The real art, here, is crafting a moment that scares you in a game that is otherwise not even trying to. It's almost even more effective to try and execute in a game that isn't scary if only because it is so unexpected. The more pleasant and mellow the game, the more embarrassing this is. So, without further adieu, here's mine:
 

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In SNK vs. Capcom: Card FIghter's Clash. No, I'm not kidding. I jumped. 
 
After your first few matches early on in the game, in the upper right corner of the room you're in- there's a giant space on the floor. It has yellow and black caution borders and is marked "DANGER" in red lettering. You don't even get more than a few spaces from it, and then there's this really loud "BLOOOP" followed by a loud "rumble" as the screen shakes and the floor opens up!!!
 
... Only to reveal a booth marked "SHOP" That's right, a shop scared the piss out of me. I'm expecting some sort of CARD BOSS ULTIMAGEDDON INSTA-KILL BATTLE- but I get a shop that comes up from the ground. While that is a pretty bad-ass way to make an entrance, it was a bit overkill.
 
It'd be like peering into a cave, hearing an ear splitting roar, and then a bunny hops out. 
 
Thanks, SNK.
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#3  Edited By Captainlunchbox

So I went looking for Drill Dozer stuff, found this vlog- and am currently reading all the 
Scott Pilgrim comics. Great blog. Er, vlog.

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#4  Edited By Captainlunchbox

The listing was taken off of ebay. Either they really screwed themselves or it was total b.s.

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#5  Edited By Captainlunchbox
@Mesoian said:
" Their 8.  I could see if they were teenagers and they were doing something stupid. But...come on.   Their 8.   I'm not saying they shouldn't be punished, but this is the stuff that breeds emotional scarring.   Well, enjoy paying for their therapy in 6 years... "
THEY'RE 8.
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#6  Edited By Captainlunchbox
@KaosAngel: The internet is a series of glory holes...
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#7  Edited By Captainlunchbox
@Andorski said:
" Someone reads reddit... "
Actually Kotaku. I'm not internet-grown-up enough to read reddit yet.
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#8  Edited By Captainlunchbox
@sopranosfan said:
" As a parent, if the story is true, I don't have a problem selling them to replace the damage.  However, putting up their picture while they are that upset is a little much.  "
I'm wondering if the damage was even that bad or if they're trying to milk this shit by getting internet famous.
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#9  Edited By Captainlunchbox
  So I messaged the parents:
 
"You should post pictures of the damage. Posting 2 traumatized children just makes you guys look like you're mean parents. "
 
I don't think 2 kids armed with Bey-blades could do that much damage. I call bluff. WIll update if I get a response.
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#10  Edited By Captainlunchbox

This thing kicks the GBC's ass. If it had a longer life-span, even more amazing games could have been on it. So far, I've been building my collection and every game I've played has been great. SNK vs. Capcom: Match of the Millennium is probably my favorite fighting game ever.