ChrisFlavin

Modern medicine is amazing and terrifying.

I hope all these messages of good will get back to Paul. Sounds like a horrifying experience, glad you are getting back to full health!

Mr. Nutz looks and sounds like a Castle of Illusion clone.

What Konami should have done is plan 3 or 4 'Ground Zeroes' size stand alone games. The continuing adventures of Big Boss. They wouldn't need any fancy story lines other than 'go and save this person', or 'go and destroy this tank', just make a few small playgrounds in different locations and charge £15-20 each. I'd be all over that.

I'd be interesting to see if the storey ends up having anything even remotely linked to Metal Gear, but the gameplay in this looks like a pile of absolute ass stinking dog shite.

Sure. I'll watch a Quick Look for the ninth Dynasty Warriors game, why not.

@tensionhead: I think playing Super Mario Sunshine caused a split in the Dan timeline.

So who was leaving the lasagne clues? Was it Odie? Did he just want to go on a fun adventure with his best pal Garfield?

Jeff needs the materialistic trait!

I can't believe they left Brad with the grey hair!

Other than that, it was all pretty much spot on (although V1 Alex will haunt my dreams for a long time)

I really don't like the look of this game. The character models are awful, and everything looks like its made from plastic, but not in a deliberate way.

I want a game about that Monster Hunter cat. It's adorable.