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@wraithtek: I love your edits! They're wonderful!

If coordinated with the rest of an outfit, suited for the individual's natural appearance, and acceptable for the occasion than a fedora can look lovely. Sadly most people who wear them have no idea how to dress, and so it gets a bad rep.

And yes, don't buy a cheap one. They're a lot like shoes, in that low-quality ones are easy to spot.

This applies to pretty much every article of clothing. I get sad just thinking about it.

Sid Meier's Metal Gear: Beyond Metal Gear - Origins

Did you guys forget? We already know how Half-Life ends.

@jesushammer said:

If I recall Dante punches the bouncer before confronting Lilith inside her club, and wants to make a scene to draw her out of hiding. I'll admit leaving the "FUCK YOU" on the notepad was completely unnecessary on Dante's part (he could have just barged in and made a commotion on the dance floor) but I like to chalk it up to him trying to rile Mundus up. That is, Mundus was going to find out about his wife's kidnapping as per the plan, so I figured leaving the note at the scene of the crime is just Dante's way of taunting his opponent. But yes, Dante really didn't need to punch the man that was just doing his seemingly ordinary job.

I really wish they just launched DmC as a brand new series with its own cast of characters. I understand why they wanted to bank on the Devil May Cry name, but...well, here are the results. It really is a darned shame.

I used to prefer the taste of black instant coffee when I was a kid. Between about ages 10-15. I wouldn't savour it or anything either, I'd just chug it down like a glass of milk.

We had plenty of other beans around the house but nobody ever told me any better. My parents are...uhhh...interesting.

Let's break this down.

Contrary to popular belief, Dante rarely swears in the game. The infamous "Fuck you" line? Brought about by an enemy, The Succubus, insulting the memory of Dante's dead mother. The Succubus is established as a crude person. She constantly swears, and never flinches at using gross language to instigate a confrontation. At their very first meeting the Succubus calls Dante's mother a whore, among other things, and then goes on to insult Dante. Understandably, Dante is upset. Less eloquent than classical Dante, DMC Dante is unable to come up with a witty response at the sudden attack, and only manages a simple "Fuck you". She responds in turn, to mock him. So while the "Fuck you" exchange is silly, when one looks at the characters and the circumstances it's understandable why the dialogue exchange occurs.

Other instances of Dante swearing are restricted to the scenes leading towards the boss fights. The bosses Dante encounters are part of a faction that essentially tore apart his family. They actively hunt him, and want to kill him. The bosses constantly insult Dante, constantly taunt and gloat. Dante, again, responds in kind. But something happens towards the later portions of the game. After becoming a member of Vergil's organization and befriending both him and Kat, Dante begins to mellow out. He makes lighthearted jokes ("Took longer than I thought. Church.") and starts to swear less and less. When he confronts Bob Barcas, Mundus' right-hand man, Dante has stopped using crude insults entirely. Instead, he makes cutting jibes that he knows will aggravate Barcas.

Dante grows as a character. He starts out with less wit than Classic Dante and, while never actually reaching peak Classic Dante levels, begins to work closer to that type of humour. He becomes a more composed and level-headed person. The only instance of his crude humour resurfacing is during the final confrontation with Mundus, when Dante is deliberately trying to goad Mundus into a frenzy so that he acts carelessly. Dante makes a dead baby joke for this express purpose. But his actual opinion in the scene where the demon baby is killed? He's furious. Dante is upset with Vergil for instigating the death, and calls his brother out on their actions, even threatening to leave the organization because of what he deems as a reprehensible act. It is only after Kat mediates their argument that the two brothers continue to work together.

The dick joke? It's Vergil that makes the joke. The scene leading up to the dick joke has Dante and Vergil working together to infiltrate Mundus' HQ. As they work their way through the building their opinions toward each other are cold - this is because it happens a few days after the demon baby dies. When they meet each other at the final rendezvous point, the two make some jokes in an effort to repair their relationship:

"I'm stronger."

"I'm smarter."

"I'm better looking."

Vergil makes a dick joke, completely out of character, because at that point in the game he is more concerned about his brother liking him than maintaining his pride. Like Dante, Vergil has grown as a character. Previously a pragmatist and a loner, he has slowly begun to appreciate having another half-breed like him as a friend. Dante feels likewise, and that's why he's willing to forgive the death of the demon baby.

Kat? Yeah, she's a flat character. But the Devil May Cry series has always been about Dante and Vergil. How much development did Trish and Lady get? Trish is probably the closest to receiving attention from the writers, but Trish also has the advantage of not being dead. I'm not exactly thrilled about a female lead serving solely as a vehicle for the male leads angst, but the fact of the matter is that Kat existed solely so that she could die for the drama.

DMC Dante is not a bad character. He isn't invincible like Classic Dante, he isn't as clever or as self-assured. DMC Dante is more flawed, more human. He is relatable. You don't have to be a pre-teen to relate to DMC Dante. Given more games I'm sure his character can be developed in ways not possible with Classic Dante.

I'm fine with people not liking the new Dante. I just wish they'd give him a fair chance.

I'm with this duder! It's not "the best", sure, but it's the most fun I had with a "Tarantino" flick.

Sans the incredibly awkward foot fetishization scene. I could have done without that...

@gorillamopena: You're hurting me. It hurts.

I'll also vote for Civilization 5. The most accessible and user-friendly game in an already user-friendly series.

The Total War games, while having helpful tutorials (especially in the later games), can be a bit much to wrap your head around if you're new to the genre as a whole. When a Total War campaign starts you are immediately given access to almost all of the management systems. While the tutorials will help guide you through them, it can still be difficult to keep track of all the systems in place. Civilization 5 scales access to systems at a slower pace, which is why I recommend that more.

You might also enjoy Starcraft 2. You need not play the multiplayer (which has one of the most complex metagames out there), but the campaign is simple enough for almost anyone to get through. It also does a great job of scaling difficulty, and by the end of the campaign I'm confident you'll have acquired a firm grasp of essential RTS concepts.