The Blog of Destiny: A Reflection in 5 Parts (Choking Hazard)
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ACT I: Motherfucking Devils, Crazy Dancing Bitches, and a Random Picture of a Dude In a Chicken Suit
This still makes more sense than that last video.
ACT II: What I've been doing <- Serious shit?
I finished watching Band of Brothers on Christmas Eve. Holy shit. Just...holy shit, that was an amazing show. And a perfectly satisfying conclusion. So well directed, so well acted, so well produced, everything about the series was just 100% pitch perfect. And although not a movie, it's certainly better than any of its WWII movie peers. Currahee!
Also, I recently watched Rocky II and Zodiac. Rocky II was gangsta, Zodiac, if nothing super special, was an interesting account of the whole story, especially since I live in the Northern Bay Area, his old haunting grounds.
Oh, and I got a new knife for Christmas. I have a lot of knives. This one has a motherfuckin flashlight on it, and I'm gonna carry it as a backup in case the other two knives I carry somehow don't work, or, in case I ever need a flashlight and don't wanna carry my mini tactical one around.
ACT III: Christmas Bullshit
Yeah, so what I got for Christmas. A knife as I previously mentioned, along with a bunch of other shit, but, instead of talking about that, I'm gonna talk about what I got from the community here! I gave away 100 Humble Indie Bundles to Giantbomb users on Christmas, and in return, some people were nice enough to give me some pictures as gifts in return.Here's my haul.
Gallery
That's not all of them, but those are some of my favorites, and what I have the patience to upload.
Thanks for the images all, you gave me some good laughs.
ACT IV: Methane-feminines?!
ACT V: A NEW HOPE
You've heard that title before? Nope, I don't think so. NO YOU FUCKING HAVEN'T.
Anyway, I'm looking forward to 2011. It's gonna be a big year, for games, and I am super excited about all the great AAA titles that are gonna come out. And I am also looking forward to another year on Giantbomb's forums. Hopefully I can give away some more shit, not get suspended anymore, and make a name for myself. I'M GONNA TAKE OVER THESE FORUMS.
In closing, you're all great, and I'm glad to be part of a good online community like this, even if you are a bunch of fucking mooks sometimes, and I wish I could just slap you all. But that's not the point. I love you all. Well not really. I like some of you, and hate most of you. But I'll lie to you to make you feel better.
And, as a shocking revelation for the end of the year:
I am not actually Robert De Niro.
