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5 (3) 4 (3) 3 (0) 2 (0) 1 (0) 4.5 starsAverage score of 6 user reviews
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It's like there's a whole new world in here 0
If this game didn't have its own wiki site, I have no idea what the rating would be. For a game so deep, it seems almost nothing is explained in game, like giving Ed the Red Hot Demon Soul so he can make you legendary weapons. But since there is a wiki, and I knew exactly what I should do, I can't complain too much. This game rests safely between an action adventure and an MMO. Like most MMO's, you'll spend a great deal of time reading shit on the internet about it. What weapons go with what c...
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This sink ain't big enough 0
Just like GTA4, I got 4/5's through the story then just said "fuck it". You can only do the same repetitive tasks over and over before you get turned off and don't want to come back. Especially when the shooting mechanics make shooting enemies comparable to spreading butter on toast."BUT THE STORRYYYY" you'll cry. Marston is/was a an outlaw who needs to find his former outlaws-in-arms and make up for his past. He tells you this plenty of times over long, drawn out horse rides that - more often t...
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WHY ISN'T THERE MOOOOORE??! 0
One of the most wonderfully cheesy games in recent memory, maybe only second to Overkill.The story? Robot Commies are threatening to take over the world. You're all-star badass Sam Gideon (okay, maybe the suit is the real hero here, but I digress) and you need to save some crazy important scientist.Who gives a fuck, right?Vanquish is an adrenaline rush. It's about skidding on your knees at high speeds, firing Rommies filling the screen, firing all they got on you. It's about taking out gigantic ...
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Well.. it's better than WAW. 0
Let me start off by saying Fuck the VGA's. Fuck everything they stand for. Sgt Woods the 'best character of 2010'? The only other original character in the nominations was a Mr John Marston, who actually was a character. However, I did learn one thing from the VGAs, and that was how Treyarch thinks they "worked their asses off" for the game. Excuse me a second but: LOLLLL!!!!!! You mean, they "worked their asses off" by making a game using recycled graphics and recycled game modes? The only 'f...
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Space Opera meets Sci-Fi 0
You may know that Bioware made a fantastic game called Knights of the Old Republic, and the only reason you could've disliked that game is because you absolutely loathe the Star Wars universe. Multiple endings based on your altruistic/complete dickhole ratings that persuaded you to play the game at least twice to see just how different situations can turn out. You also had parties where you could have two team mates to roam around with you, like every other single Bioware game ever made in ex...
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A brief overview of why this game kicks more ass than... Everyone 0
One of the greatest RPGs of all time. Need a reason? Here's 10.1) Eclectic cast of memorable characters that all have their own story to tell 2) Double and Triple Techs 3) NO random encounters 4) Replayable beyond belief (12 endings) 5) FanTASTic soundtrack 6) Great 16 bit graphics 7) FREAKIN TIME TRAVELING WITH AN OLDE ENGLISH SPEAKING FROG-KNIGHT8) Magus. On. Your. Team. 9) Awesome writing 10) One of the most ominous villains in gaming Going from 65mil BCE to 2300 AD and seeing how the on...
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