On insult swordfighting, famous Brits, and The Fresh Prince
By dualityofman 5 Comments
Anybody remember Monkey Island? Of course you do. Well, the concept of using insults in fighting must be resurrected, preferably in the most inappropriate ways possible. I have some ideas.
- NHL '10 - Duh, anything could be better than the fighting in a hockey game
- Dante's Inferno - It's pretty hard to make it further from the original work. So you might as well make it even more ridiculous. And take insults straight from Monkey Island while you're at it
- Call of Duty - Oh dear god that would be so awesomely bad
- Assassin's Creed 2 - Dude if this is really in the French Revolution, who wouldn't want to call Robespierre a punk ass bitch before slitting his throat?
Next order of business. The British people I know the most are Simon Cowell, Gordon Ramsay, Noel and Liam Gallagher, and Jeremy Clarkson from Tom Gear. Notice a pattern among these people? They are all assholes. Which makes me wonder, for people who live outside of America, do you guys only get exposed to Americans who are assholes?
And Finally, I posted this before, and I will do it again to see what people think of it now.
Don't they look similar?