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On insult swordfighting, famous Brits, and The Fresh Prince

Anybody remember Monkey Island? Of course you do.  Well, the concept of using insults in fighting must be resurrected, preferably in the most inappropriate ways possible.  I have some ideas.

  • NHL '10 - Duh, anything could be better than the fighting in a hockey game
  • Dante's Inferno - It's pretty hard to make it further from the original work.  So you might as well make it even more ridiculous.  And take insults straight from Monkey Island while you're at it
  • Call of Duty - Oh dear god that would be so awesomely bad
  • Assassin's Creed 2 - Dude if this is really in the French Revolution, who wouldn't want to call Robespierre a punk ass bitch before slitting his throat?

Next order of business.  The British people I know the most are Simon Cowell, Gordon Ramsay, Noel and Liam Gallagher, and Jeremy Clarkson from Tom Gear.  Notice a pattern among these people? They are all assholes.  Which makes me wonder, for people who live outside of America, do you guys only get exposed to Americans who are assholes?

And Finally, I posted this before, and I will do it again to see what people think of it now. 


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Don't they look similar?


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Anybody remember Monkey Island? Of course you do.  Well, the concept of using insults in fighting must be resurrected, preferably in the most inappropriate ways possible.  I have some ideas.

  • NHL '10 - Duh, anything could be better than the fighting in a hockey game
  • Dante's Inferno - It's pretty hard to make it further from the original work.  So you might as well make it even more ridiculous.  And take insults straight from Monkey Island while you're at it
  • Call of Duty - Oh dear god that would be so awesomely bad
  • Assassin's Creed 2 - Dude if this is really in the French Revolution, who wouldn't want to call Robespierre a punk ass bitch before slitting his throat?

Next order of business.  The British people I know the most are Simon Cowell, Gordon Ramsay, Noel and Liam Gallagher, and Jeremy Clarkson from Tom Gear.  Notice a pattern among these people? They are all assholes.  Which makes me wonder, for people who live outside of America, do you guys only get exposed to Americans who are assholes?

And Finally, I posted this before, and I will do it again to see what people think of it now. 


Kanye West
Kanye West
Carlton
Carlton












Don't they look similar?


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Online has its fair share too, to be honest.

Are you american? If so, where should the US stand on the forthcoming Israeli strike on Iran, and are you worried that a nutbull more right-wing than Netanyahu could actually maybe get into a position of power?

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The reason they're the only british people you know is because they're the types that americans can relate too the most.

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Yeah, I won't say that all of us are assholes, but I am so that's why they're the ones I know.

As for the strike on Iran.  Dude, no.  I think America should never support that, but given Obamas failure to make a real opinion on Gaza I think our goevnment will probably sidestep it.

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I hope Obama doesn't go all internalistic and shit on the rest of the world.