escapevelocity

Alex, thank you so much for finally being a person that pronounces Ninja Gaiden as "guy-den" and not incorrectly as "gay-den".... Drives me crazy sometimes

Coins not recovering "on-land health" is pure nonsense for sure.

I'll still assert that most other "issues" they've been having are on them though. It makes no sense that a group of four adults can't make observations that a 12 year old was able to make...

"There was no other time we had to hit the button for the coins"
....the no-Fludd stages when you come to them a second time?

Also what gamer ignores a big red button that wasn't there before?

Man, sometimes the "frustration" is just caused by not doing some basic platorming/logic.... So many others have said this already, but just... stop, observe, and think. For example, y'all frustrated about the wall cling not initiating when you jump when you're right against the wall. This is CONSISTENT. It's really not hard to observe that Mario needs to be " in the air and moving towards a wall" to cling to the wall, and that jumping while standing against the wall does not provide the "moving towards a wall" part. Sometimes I hear one of the hosts say something along those lines, but everyone just seems to conveniently forget it to act butthurt. Speaking of forgetting, don't even get me started on how everyone just ignores half the game and its hints, forgets that they did that, and moan "I don't get this game at allllllll" 30 seconds later.

I appreciate so much that you guys are trying out this (very flawed but) fun game, but please just give it a fair shot. Y'all are professionals, right?