So a friend IMs me out of nowhere proclaiming "stop looking at porn and check out Giant Bomb!".

Not knowing how he knew I was looking at porn (I should probably consider turning my Xbox Live Vision off once in a while), I decided to check it out.

Three tissues and a few clicks lately, here I am. Excited, confused, aroused and oddly craving guacamole.

Long story short: I have no idea what I'm doing here. But hey, beats trolling the interwebs for Yu-Gi-Oh fanfiction (don't you DARE judge me...).