Vanity, Self Consciousness, Loneliness & Gullibility.
By HS21 45 Comments
Vanity
Friday night, spending it at home. Think I'll just stay in my room and log onto Omegle. Oh, let me take my shirt off first, where are my....ah there are my headphones! Let me place these around my neck even though I'm not listening to anything since they're not plugged into anything. But it'll tell anyone I meet on video chat that I'm into music. They'll probably think I DJ too, DJ's get a lot of tail I bet. I'll bet DJ's get girls back to their place and have them sit down on their big speakers so they can pump up the bass on that thing and have that girl ready to go. Wait, what was I doing? Oh right, no shirt, check, headphones not emitting any sound, check. Let me just move my chair in front of the door here just in case my parents try to walk in and make sure I'm all tucked in so that I don't get cold at night. My parents are so sweet, but masturbating sure is a tedious activity. Alright, Omegle....video chat commence. Can't wait to check out all the hot snatch staying in on a Friday night and logged onto Omegle. What's this guy thinking? A pretty girl staying at home on a Friday night and logging onto Omegle? What reason would a woman ever have for doing that?
Friday night and I'm on Omegle. That crazy bitch Becky keeps trying to drag me out to the clubs but I still smell like hair gel from that Guido that tried to rub his little boner on my leg while I was on the dance floor. Besides, I'm kind of over holding that slut's hair while she vomits on my shoes. Ungh, why is there still a shadow on my face? I mean, I turned on this fucking lamp behind me, why isn't the light reaching the front of my face? That's so weird. I wonder if there'll be any cute guys on here? Not that looks are all that matters, I love a guy that makes me laugh and is good to me, so long as he has the rock hard abs to go with it. Fuck, The Situation is so sexy. I'd let him punch me in the face. Oh alright, the video chat is starting, time to look as uninterested as I possibly can and try to be the equivalent of a brick wall if a guy tries to have a conversation with me. I'm too hot for conversations anyway, I was made to be looked at obvs.
Self Consciousness
Chillin' in my room with mah buddy. Logged onto Omegle gonna have some laughs. Better hide my face in case the bitches tonight are out of our league. Oh my God dude, we're gonna get so many girls to flash us tonight. Staying in was such a good idea! You got your finger ready on the print screen button bro? Hey, are you fucking floating? Whatever, whatever, here it comes the video is starting. The fuck is this black screen? What bro? Aha, yeah, yeah, she's probably sitting in the dark cuz she like....fingering herself or some shit. Fuck dude, we didn't even say anything yet and this girl already can't help herself. Playas!
Loneliness
Alright, 6 episode back-to-back iCarly marathon done with, season 2 is cue'd up and downloading. Now it's time to get on Omegle, find a hot hunny and go to bed happy. Today has been a pretty excellent day so far if I do say so myself. I'll just...tilt this...webcam down. There we go. It's dark in my room and I'm wearing black so when I pull my dick out it'll look like it's floating in outer space. Fuck yes this is going to be awesome. I hope I get a blonde, this girl I have a crush on at school but never talk to is blonde. I'll just tell her to aim her webcam from the neck down and pretend it's her. Who needs to waste their time on a girlfriend who'll just drain them of money and time, I can just get my fix here from random sexy bitties. I'm not going to soak the pillow with my tears tonight, that's for sure. Probably.
Gullibility
No words are necessary.
How much does a girl or guy's physical attributes weigh in on your thought process when considering if you're into someone of the opposite of sex? Almost everyone will say that looks are only secondary to personality but I know and you know that that's mostly untrue. The mindset changes with age for sure but if you're in you're 20's and bedding a different girl every week, you don't really care do you? I think Omegle makes that mindset really transparent. You go into video chat and if the person on the other side isn't as hot as you would like, you just click your way to the next "conversation". Almost no one does or even can do that in the real world and I think that's really interesting.
The closest real equivalent to Omegle that I can think of is speed dating. You talk to someone for 5 minutes, write some qualities down on a little card and move on. Someone would typically write "Made me laugh", or "She's into the same movies as me". But they're also writing down on the cards in their head "Nice rack", "He has a great smile, big arms", or "Nice rack". The difference here is that even if the person can already tell that the person sitting across from them is not beautiful enough for an attraction to form, he or she can't just get up and walk to the next warm body. You're forced to endure the next 4 minutes of shitty small talk.
In Omegle it goes "A/S/L?" followed by "(Made up shit)" then the guy will be like "Arghhh here's my dick (Sometimes...almost all the time it's already out anyways!)". That shit's called efficiency. Except in this situation, you're not sitting across the table from someone, they're sitting 500 miles away and you're sitting in front of the cold, dim, blue light of your computer monitor with your dick in your hand.
Some people will bother putting up a front when they know other people are listening, claiming that inner beauty is what matters. But when you're young that's really not what you're looking for. You're just looking for the next set of naughty bits to rub against yours and it damn well better be attached to an attractive person. And if they have a great personality? That's cool too I guess. No real mind blowing conclusion here, people are horny fuckers and aren't looking for their soul mate when they're still young.
What's more important to you at this point in your life? Physical or inner beauty? Be honest.