Kayla's GOTY 2021
This list is in descending order, where the numbers go directions and t he ah who am i kidding 2021 sucked
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this is the greatest game ever created
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no game has ever been better
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seriously, this game definitely won the popularity contest over games that outsold it, with better reviews. incredible
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geoff keighley is a hack that gave the award to his friend
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when geoff keighley was in school, they asked him "what do you want to be when you grow up?"
he said dick clark
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metroid? resident evil? naw.
i think geoff keighley and the hazelight guy are friends because those with fragile egos tend to stick together like the last two cheerios in a bowl of milk. prolly why hideo kojima likes them, as well.
what do i know, though, i'm just an american who only likes shooters
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though, in all honesty, there are so few good games this year, I can see how it takes two could win legitimately.
"Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.” - George Carlin
(i do not necessarily fully endorse messages of that man, necessarily, the quote is just applicable.)
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I mean, legitimately, I only played a handful of games I'd want to put on this list. Battlefield is such a disaster. Halo Infinite is decent. Back 4 Blood is horrible. I didn't play Resident Evil or Death Loop. This is definitely another year that Rocket League would have made the list. It's just a really bad year for video games.
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This is just a joke. I didn't even play It Takes Two, and I'm sure it's a fine game and that dude who was in charge who thinks he's god's gift to game development is probably a nice man. Geoff Keighley might be a nice guy, too, for all I know.
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If you read this, I hope you got a giggle.
My actual GOTY is Metroid Dread by about 6 miles.
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