A Terrific Nightmare
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The dudes decide to throw a party while everyone is away -- bungie-jumping from helicopters -- but instead of actually throwing the party they all immediately go to sleep like old ladies. How can you throw a party when you're sleeping? Whatever dude. I proceed to party myself, creating a large pile of dishes and bottles of various substances.
So after a while I begin to ponder my situation -- where did all those people go, it's getting dark outside. OH MAN, why didn't I go bungie-jumping from those helicopters, they probably had some master plan to escape! Man I'm an idiot. Night falls, and two people return to the house. One is my ex-girlfriend, and with her another lady friend. She's brought home an smorgasbord of chinese takout, which I don't know what to do with, so I throw it all in the garbage (at which point it has to be a nightmare, what a waste of chinese takeout). Michelle (ex) then goes up stairs and lays down in bed with a giant storybook, with her "roomie" holding the other half and laying beside her (much like real life).
I shake my head and head back down the stairs, and I start doing all those dishes -- Michelle comes down the stairs to lend a helping hand. I notice the back door is swung open, and I go over to shut it, only to see WHATEVER it is that is terrifying me the entire dream. I slam the backdoor shut, and with the power of greyskull I successfully deadbolt the door, despite that super-powerful force pushing up against it. I yell at Michelle to lock all the doors and windows, and close the blinds. I start pushing cabinets up against the windows again (figures). Michelle has the gull to complain about how the window locks are upside-down, and that she usually has to lock them by pulling the latch up, but in this case you had to pull them down. There is a horrible / frightening / irritating / screeching noise this entire time, by the way.
All of a sudden, I'm in a bunch of pain, and feel a strange falling sensation -- as if I jumped off the tallest cliff in the world, and had time to think about my rash decision. I wake up.
Dude, what?
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