Heys duders.it's st patrocks day and ive had a lot of guinness. I think im at the stage where: 

• I can talk and type legibly
• I am tallkign bullshite

1. Why did i drink this much?
2. hOW MUCH DID i DRINK? 
3. hOW DID i ACCIDENTALLY PRESS TH ECAPS LOCK KEY?
4. why, in a shoping senter with one automatic door and lots of manule doors does everione go in and out in the auotomatic foor and no one used any of the the manyual doors?
5. what does the user name mracoon mean? is it mr racoon, m racoon or just one thing mracoon?
6. why do i want to constantly tipe the word awesomeness?
7.  awesomeness awesomeness awesomeness awesomeness awesomeness awesomeness awesomeness awesomeness  awesomeness   
8. drinking = awesomeness  
9. jesus, how am i already up to 9
10. why did i think posting this woudl be a good idea
11. dont drink its bad for you. trust me kids, dont do it
12. y0u twittr people are bad for encouraging me.e
13. i'm about to listen to the laTEST BOMBCAST. WILL IT BE BETTER now WHEN DRUNK OR tomorrow when SOBER?
14. DAMN CAPS LOCK KEY AGAIN
15. sex = awesomeness
16. why the hell am i so fat. someone needs to kick me into shape
17. how the hell have i vome up wiuth so many dumb and stupid points
18. why do i find this joke i jiust mad up about my mates recent ex girdlfriend so funny "why did web cross the road? because she was a dumb fuck and you need stop thinking about her!!!"
19. why did i tell that joke to my friend
20. why am is uch a terrible friendd?
21. why am i still typing nonsens when i cood be in bed
22. i've jus read over this blog gain. i couldn't stop laughting. it's hilarious.
23. i;m sure it isne actually that funny, buyt its booom funny to me.