Heys duders.it's st patrocks day and ive had a lot of guinness. I think im at the stage where: 

• I can talk and type legibly
• I am tallkign bullshite

1. Why did i drink this much?
2. hOW MUCH DID i DRINK? 
3. hOW DID i ACCIDENTALLY PRESS TH ECAPS LOCK KEY?
4. why, in a shoping senter with one automatic door and lots of manule doors does everione go in and out in the auotomatic foor and no one used any of the the manyual doors?
5. what does the user name mracoon mean? is it mr racoon, m racoon or just one thing mracoon?
6. why do i want to constantly tipe the word awesomeness?
7.  awesomeness awesomeness awesomeness awesomeness awesomeness awesomeness awesomeness awesomeness  awesomeness   
8. drinking = awesomeness  
9. jesus, how am i already up to 9
10. why did i think posting this woudl be a good idea
11. dont drink its bad for you. trust me kids, dont do it
12. y0u twittr people are bad for encouraging me.e
13. i'm about to listen to the laTEST BOMBCAST. WILL IT BE BETTER now WHEN DRUNK OR tomorrow when SOBER?
14. DAMN CAPS LOCK KEY AGAIN
15. sex = awesomeness
16. why the hell am i so fat. someone needs to kick me into shape
17. how the hell have i vome up wiuth so many dumb and stupid points
18. why do i find this joke i jiust mad up about my mates recent ex girdlfriend so funny "why did web cross the road? because she was a dumb fuck and you need stop thinking about her!!!"
19. why did i tell that joke to my friend
20. why am is uch a terrible friendd?
21. why am i still typing nonsens when i cood be in bed
22. i've jus read over this blog gain. i couldn't stop laughting. it's hilarious.
23. i;m sure it isne actually that funny, buyt its booom funny to me.
    

You Absolute Legend.

This has to be the best blog post I have ever read.

He's gonna regret this tomorrow. Would be funny if a mod actually locked it though... the irony.
 
Oh well, it's only a bit of St. Patricks Day fun. I was like this last year. Posting drunken messages on the net : )

Can't be real.

 
And a moderator to boot!

this is great i will probably be that drunk later tonight

Thank you for this wonderful piece, Matty. You are loved.

"sex = awesomeness
 

Being articulate was always Matty's thing. 

i must say that was fucking hilarious

Goodnight, sweet prince.

21/20 post 

I'm glad I don't drink and post a curious assortment of words on the forums. Whoops, never mind.

Ah, Matty. I love you.

War of the mods.

This is spam.  Lock. =P

" You cannot flag content authored by staff or moderators."

" " You cannot flag content authored by staff or moderators." "

Always drink... with moderation.

" " You cannot flag content authored by staff or moderators." "

"

"

" Always drink... with moderation. "

" Can't be real. "

How did you manage to post in the right forum if you're that drunk? Or maybe this should be filed under Halo?

" How did you manage to post in the right forum if you're that drunk? Or maybe this should be filed under Halo? "

Oh wow... this is epic.

Happy St. Patrick's Day. Guinness to all, and to all a good night.

" " You cannot flag content authored by staff or moderators." "

AH, EXCUSE ME....THIS IS, ER, SPAM AND DRUNKEN NONSENSE SO IT MUST BE LOCKED.....WAIT WHY I AM IN CAPS LOCK TOO?
 
 The fact that you are a moderator makes this all the better. ;)

" " You cannot flag content authored by staff or moderators." "

I knew this would be good when I saw  "drunklen" in the title.

Can't flag? FUCK THAT I'M FLAGGIN RIGHT NOW
 

" Always drink... with moderation. "

" @Meowayne said:

" " You cannot flag content authored by staff or moderators." "

Hah.  This will never compare to Endogene, though. "

Mods don't let other mods type drunk.

In 500 years, after Ragnarapturageddocalypse (imagine every Doomsday scenario rolled into one) destroys society and we have vague hints of the past, many shall worship this as the words of a wise poet. And they'll be wrong :P.

I like it!

ha ha ha ha look on the bright side. Better on a website forum than in some girl's voicemail.  Cheers buddy!

" ha ha ha ha look on the bright side. Better on a website forum than in some girl's voicemail.  Cheers buddy! "

This needs to be stickied.

So that's what drunk typing looks like. I wonder if they'll be a public intoxication law for internet message boards....

Now this is a great post for St. Patrick's Day. 
Even though it's contrived  =P

This is amazing!

Matty, you are now my favorite person ever.

" @ThatFrood said:

" Always drink... with moderation. "

HOT DAMN.  We have a winner. "