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A drunklen rant

Heys duders.it's st patrocks day and ive had a lot of guinness. I think im at the stage where: 

  • I can talk and type legibly
  • I am tallkign bullshite
but if this is complete crap and is undreadable, then i am sorry.
 
Anyways, here are a few random thoughts that pop into the head of t adrunk person: 
  1. Why did i drink this much?
  2. hOW MUCH DID i DRINK? 
  3. hOW DID i ACCIDENTALLY PRESS TH ECAPS LOCK KEY?
  4. why, in a shoping senter with one automatic door and lots of manule doors does everione go in and out in the auotomatic foor and no one used any of the the manyual doors?
  5. what does the user name mracoon mean? is it mr racoon, m racoon or just one thing mracoon?
  6. why do i want to constantly tipe the word awesomeness?
  7.  awesomeness awesomeness awesomeness awesomeness awesomeness awesomeness awesomeness awesomeness  awesomeness   
  8. drinking = awesomeness  
  9. jesus, how am i already up to 9
  10. why did i think posting this woudl be a good idea
  11. dont drink its bad for you. trust me kids, dont do it
  12. y0u twittr people are bad for encouraging me.e
  13. i'm about to listen to the laTEST BOMBCAST. WILL IT BE BETTER now WHEN DRUNK OR tomorrow when SOBER?
  14. DAMN CAPS LOCK KEY AGAIN
  15. sex = awesomeness
  16. why the hell am i so fat. someone needs to kick me into shape
  17. how the hell have i vome up wiuth so many dumb and stupid points
  18. why do i find this joke i jiust mad up about my mates recent ex girdlfriend so funny "why did web cross the road? because she was a dumb fuck and you need stop thinking about her!!!"
  19. why did i tell that joke to my friend
  20. why am is uch a terrible friendd?
  21. why am i still typing nonsens when i cood be in bed
  22. i've jus read over this blog gain. i couldn't stop laughting. it's hilarious.
  23. i;m sure it isne actually that funny, buyt its booom funny to me.
 
Rite, i'm sure thats it. goodnight.
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That night was great.

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@JJWeatherman: What do you mean? This is the first semi-old thread I've ever bumped...
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@AlwaysAngry said:
" @JJWeatherman: What do you mean? This is the first semi-old thread I've ever bumped... "
Maybe I was thinking of someone else. 
 
Matty shall once again be shamed on the front page.
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@AlwaysAngry:
  Now, I just have this to say - WOULD PEOPLE PLEASE PLEASE STOP BUMPING THIS!!!!!! YOU KEEP RESURRECTING MY SHAME!!!!!  "
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@JJWeatherman said:

" Matty shall once again be shamed on the front page. "

I'm not that ashamed of it. If it was that bad I'd delete it and ban everyone who saw it :P. 
 
It's a little bit embarrassing and while I could just take the easy route out and just lock or delete the post, if there is one thing I believe in in the world, it's that you have to face up to your drunken mistakes when you've sobered up.
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@MattyFTM:
I'm sorry you need to relive your shame. I did learn the valued leason of sex=awesomeness though.
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Just thought I'd give this a good ol' bump for all of people that have joined since March. This is a Giant Bomb classic over here.
 
Also, Matty, you need to drink harder.

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@GoranP: Now you're just humiliating him. 
 
I like that.
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The only drunk blog that matters.

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@MattyFTM: Giant Bomb, the only site where if you are a mod and make a blog whilst drunk it gets stickied. 
 
This should be our tagline! :D