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While the textures and stuff aren't amazing, at least it runs at a good frame rate? I guess?

Yessssss

EDIT: Awwww...

Haha, one of the opportunities is called Are 'Friends' Electric.

This is a very good piece. Thank you for writing this, Gita! Also this:

I just wanted my Big Large Devil Babe to murder a dragon and sit on someone's face.

is one of the best sentences I've read all day.

I'm amazed Jeff was even able to access the online stuff of Burnout. I've never even been able to log in.

EDIT: Turns out the Burnout login menu doesn't accept all the characters that the EA website does when you come up with your password, so I needed to change my password so it conformed to the Burnout specs.

I really don't know why people don't look fondly on Worms 3D. Forts was definitely an unbalanced nightmare, and Mayhem may as well have been an expansion for 3D, but 3D is definitely a very good Worms game.

EDIT: Also you could totally forward flip in Mayhem at the very least, possibly Forts as well. (Maybe 3D too? It's been a while.)

This is a very good video

I am disappointed that this game wasn't about Russian kaiju

I'm so proud of you, Brad!

It's the double peace signs the girls make, which isn't too bad on its own. But in the context of pervier anime it's usually accompanied by something called "ahegao" which I'll leave as an exercise to those reading this to uncover the meaning of.